Satire by John W. Lillpop
You do remember George W. Bush, right?
He's that yahoo from Texas who is responsible for the economic depression that Barack Obama saved us from.
W. started wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, mucked up the works in North Korea, Iran, and Venezuela and is personally responsible for 5,000 years of enmity between the Palestinians and the Jews of Israel.
W. took a nation with a zero budget deficit under Bill Clinton and converted it into a veritable ATM machine for Donald Rumsfeld and other right-wing nut balls at the Pentagon to use at their sole discretion for staging wars, rumors of war, and other Armageddon scenarios needed to prop up a depressed defense industry after eight years of "girlie peace" under Slick.
W. lied about Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq in order to get the likes of Hillary Clinton, Tom Daschle, and John Kerry to approve of his Iraq scheme.
W. did so believing that Democrats and the American people were so in love with him that they would not be disturbed to learn three months after the invasion began that there were, in fact, no WMD and that Saddam Hussein was no more of a threat to America than a live Michael Jackson concert.
It was also W. ,with his Texas BBQ and SUV arrogance, who brought about global warming and all of the evil side effects thereof to America.
Had it not been for W., Category Five hurricanes would have been wiped out years ago.
By the way, have you noticed that there have been no--repeat NO!--Katrina-like storms since W. left office? Proof positive that the guy with the mangled tongue was pure evil.
It was W. who overreacted when nineteen Saudi Arabian kids took a few jumbo jets on a joy ride that crisp September 11 morning, accidentally knocking over the Twin Towers and almost wiping out the Pentagon.
Cooler heads would have opened talks with Osama bin Laden and the Islamofascists, rather than declaring war on all of Islam as W. did.
In fact, W. has such a badly flawed legacy that one wonders why Obama has not declared that the ACORN kerfuffel is yet another "inherited" mess left by Bush?
What's that you say? Obama is now claiming that because of the terrible shape that America was in because of W., that it was necessary to resort to extreme measures, including ACORN fraud, to bring about change?
No doubt W. also left that pack of Pall Mall cigarettes in the left hand drawer of the Oval Office desk just to tempt Obama, right?
Thank goodness we finally have a president who understands the importance of taking personal responsibility!
