How Would Senator Barack Obama Vote?

By John W. Lillpop

Pretend for a moment that George W. Bush had pushed legislation that would reform health care and provide insurance for 30 million people, not necessarily Americans, without coverage.

Suppose also that W.’s plan contained the following “flaws” from the liberal perspective:

( ) No “robust” public option

( ) Restrictions on abortion rights, even if just slightly

( ) Was seen as a gift to health care insurers

What sort of reaction would have W.’s plan have drawn from Democrats in the U.S. House and Senate?

In particular, how would the young, bright and very liberal junior senator from the great state of Illinois have reacted?

Would Senator Obama have gritted his teeth and rallied behind W. in order to advance the common good?

Would Senator Obama have used his legendary oratory skills to encourage liberals to set aside petty partisan bickering long enough to bring hope to the unwashed masses, even if it meant enhancing W.’s image?

Or would Senator Obama withhold his consent until an appropriate concession was forthcoming for the good people of Illinois? Perhaps getting W. to agree to shutdown GITMO in order to move the vicious killers housed there to Thompson, Illinois in order to bring jobs and prosperity to the land of Lincoln?

Truth is Senator Obama would have been among the most vocal in demeaning W. and the Republicans for cavorting with the evil moguls of the capitalist-infested insurance industry.

He would have been joined by the likes of Harry Reid and other left-wing extremists who would have even accused W. and the Republicans of rampant racism on a par with the party’s duplicity in opposing the abolition of slavery 160 years ago.

Which exposes the real motivation behind the Democrat obsession with ObamaCare:

It has nothing to do with health care and everything to do with a 44 percent presidential approval rating and bass-ackwards thinking which holds that ramming an unwanted and unneeded federal bureaucracy down the throats of a dubious public will salvage The One’s failed presidency.

ObamaCare will do no such thing, which is about the only good thing that can be said about this idiotic violation of public trust and common sense.

Is President Obama More Pitiful Than Scornful?

By John W. Lillpop

President Obama’s arrogant demeanor and tendency to talk down to people has made him an easy man to dislike and, some would say, even hate.

However, a new dynamic is at play here: Obama has shown raw incompetence on a scale never witnessed before in an American president, including the much-maligned George W. Bush.

Although Bush was adept at butchering the English language to the point of being nearly undecipherable, he was never guilty of down right stupidity.

Think about it.

W. never:

Signed a trillion-dollar “stimulus” without reading or understanding the bill. Nor did W. compound the foolishness by promising that the unread bill would create 3-4 million jobs

Accepted a Nobel Peace prize right after announcing a major deployment of American troops on foreign soil

Announced closure of a terrorist holding camp (GITMO) without the slightest idea about where to send hundreds of deadly killers

Appointed a tax cheat to head the U.S. Treasury, a post that oversees the IRS

Accused a police officer who was simply doing his job of “acting stupidly” without knowing the circumstances involved

Allowed the U.S. Attorney General to drop very serious Vote intimidation charges against the New Black Panther Party

Lied about jobs created in order to make his stimulus mistake look less serious

Ridiculed Special Olympics children on national television

Made a fool of himself on two separate occasions in Copenhagen

Bowed before the King of Saudi Arabia and Emperor of Japan


It is no longer possible to respect President Barack Obama enough to scorn him. Alas, his incompetence cries out for pity!

Is Santa a Democrat or a Republican?

Satire By John W. Lillpop


While nearly everyone has weighed in with speculation as to the likely party affiliation of Jesus, not much has been written about Santa Clause.

Would the jolly old man be a Democrat or a Republican?

Consider Santa’s Democrat tendencies:

* Is a multilingual globalist

* Exploits children to enhance his public image and retain power

* Works just one night a year

* Hangs around with and employs fairies

* Illegally crosses U.S. borders every December 24th


Then, consider Santa’s Republican tendencies:


* Is a fat, old white guy who probably drinks too much and hates change

* Conspires with big business once a year to rip-off millions of average Americans

* Considers himself “compassionate” although he pays his elves far below minimum wage and no benefits

* Lives in a foreign land (North Pole) to avoid paying U.S. taxes

* Values the bottom line over the environment—think about all those reindeer droppings

Fact is, Santa seems split fairly evenly between Democrat and Republican. In that sense, the old boy reflects America almost perfectly!

Oh, Come Let Us Abort Him!

By John W. Lillpop



The wonder of Christmas is that it is about the most inspiring, beautiful story ever told.

The fact that an omnipotent Creator would deliver His plan of salvation for humanity through an innocent child is stunning.

After all, He could have used the enormous forces of nature to draw attention to his dissatisfaction with the spiritual shortcomings of those created in His image.

A major flood, a devastating string of earthquakes, killer diseases, or other deadly calamities could have been visited upon the earth to remind sinners of the urgent need to reconcile with their Maker.

Instead, He chose to deliver His message of hope and eternal life through a human instrument in the form of baby Jesus.

The world has never been the same.

Unfortunately, mortal men and women have since decided that some human life is not important enough to qualify for eternal life.

This arrogant denial of God’s greatest gift—human life—reached it’s apex in 1973, when the United States Supreme Court ruled that abortion was an inalienable right set forth in the United States Constitution.

Thus, the will of man was judged superior to that of the Creator. His will was ruled subservient to that of fallible humans.

This despite the fact that the U.S. Constitution was crafted by God-fearing men of faith who would be appalled to learn that their great work would be distorted and misrepresented in order to justify infanticide.

More than 50 million innocent fetuses have been destroyed in America since the death sentence was imposed on the unborn in 1973.

Abortions are “justified” by a variety of reasons, the inconvenience of a pregnancy being the least moral. In situations where a woman has been a victim of rape or incest, more plausible justifications are applied.

Regardless of justification, the fact is that 50 million human spirits have been destroyed through human, rather than divine, intervention.

Which means that the classic Christmas carol titled “Come, Let Us Adore Him,” has literally been changed to “Come, Let Us Abort Him.”

Oh, and if ObamaCare ever becomes law, the government will probably pick up the tab!

ObamaCare: Turning Wine into Water

By John W. Lillpop


Up until quite recently, brain dead liberals have persisted in arguing that Barack Obama is the modern day equivalent of Jesus Christ. The Savior with a Blackberry, a laptop and the nuclear codes, if you will.

However, whereas Jesus was able to upgrade a common element like water into wedding wine (see John 2:1-11), Obama’s miracles, to date, have been fatally flawed in the opposite direction.

For example, in February, our newly minted president signed the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009, which was supposed to convert one trillion dollars of hard earned taxpayer wealth into 3 to 4 million new and or saved jobs.

However, since Obama approved the so-called stimulus bill, the
American economy has continued to lose jobs with unemployment reaching a level not seen for almost three decades.

So much for the liberal stimulus, heh?

And although Obama’s failed program has not produced new jobs, it has driven the national deficit through the ceiling, even to the point of requiring a two trillion dollar increase to the federal debt ceiling.

Likewise, Obama’s imprudent, ill advised and foolish health care reform initiative which makes less sense the more one studies the details.

ObamaCare would replace what is unarguably the best health care system in the world with a Marxist HMO paid for by denying care to the old and life to the unborn. It would reward illegal aliens for breaking and entering America, thereby encouraging millions of illiterate peasants still south of our borders to migrate north for the freebies.

All of which shall be paid for by American cities.

Which proves that ObamaCare is all about turning wine into water!

'Don We Now Our Gay Apparel'?

By John W. Lillpop

Most Christmas music provides a spiritual blessing to those who wish to commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ. It is uplifting, joyful, and celebratory in a world embroiled with cynicism and corruption.

There are exceptions.

For example, the lyrics to a favorite, Deck the Halls, include the following peculiar stanza:

Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our gay apparel
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la

Not to be insensitive, but just what the hell is “gay apparel” and who is this “Don” dude?

Although I am no theologian, I urge parents to force their children to wear "straight" apparel, forget about this Don character, and avoid using undefined F words at Christmas!

No Offense Intended, But--

By John W. Lillpop

Lord knows I am no flame-throwing anarchist who stumbles about saying and doing things only to irritate good people. That is not my modus operandi, regardless of what creditors and my ex-wife may be charging.

Nonetheless, it seems fitting at this time of year to “Cast My Fate to the Wind,” and to speak unabashed about that which I believe, without undue regard to political correctness.

As they used to say “Let it All Hang Out!”

Thus, and therefore, acting against the counsel of my lawyer and psychiatric team, I hereby plunge headfirst into the world of defiance and wicked decadence.

I do so by exclaiming the following greeting from the top of my keyboard:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

And, no, I did NOT forget Kwanzaa, Hanukah, or Ramadan.

And I most assuredly did NOT mean Happy Holidays, the neutered, politically correct double talk that has gained favor with so many ACLU-bullied wussies.

And to be perfectly frank, in my view "Feliz Navidad" is the language of illegal aliens and, as such, is unacceptable as an American greeting!

I said exactly what I meant, without apologies or hesitation. I said it, and already I hear the manic screams of sirens outside my padded cell.

What to do?

The only thing a sane person would do. Repeat the “sounding joy” and again say:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

And so it is.