Satire By John W. Lillpop
Until very recently, there has been very little that the average non-communist citizen could do to counter the media's mindless and incessant promotion of Barack Obama.
For example, turn on the television first thing in the morning and you will find some left wing retard praising Obama's latest scheme to bankrupt America. Throughout the day, the media run Obama-Thon programming, interrupted only for what seems like an hourly press conference delivered by the president himself.
He is there at breakfast, lunch, dinner, midnight snacks, and he even managed to disrupt the traditional Happy Hour with a "teaching moment" to remind America that his presidency has ushered in the post-racial era.
That is, if you consider an esteemed black professor resisting arrest and screaming like a damn fool at a white police officer who was simply doing his job to be post-racial.
Back to Obamamania.
In just six months, American communications have become All-Obama in television, radio, print, everywhere! He is everywhere, all the time.
Obama this, Obama that, it never ends!
However, a new "right" has been discovered in the U.S. Constitution in the same section in which abortion and separation of church and state are set forth as the law of the land.
This new right is the "right to Obama-free television." Mind you, it could have been a part of the provision against "cruel and unusal punishment" as a part of the 8th Amendment, but for some reason it was not.
However, common sense still prevails hither and yonder. Some patriotic and intelligent Americans are fed up with having Obamamania rammed down their throats all the time.
Take the case of Deloris Nissen. As reported at Newbusters.com, this upstanding woman has taken decisive action to shut down the Obama Bubble Machine in her home:
"A 78-year-old Carroll woman says she's so tired of seeing President Barack Obama on the airwaves that she's selling her television sets - two of them.
Deloris Nissen, a retired nurses' aide and former Kmart employee who was raised on a farm near Audubon, placed a classified advertisement with The Daily Times Herald for Friday's paper.
In the $5.50 ad, Nissen tells readers she has two television sets for sale. The reason: "Obama on every channel and station."
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Bravo, Ms. Nissen! Perhaps this patriot has identified a new business sector that can pull the nation out of the deep recession?
What about it investors, moguls, and bankers flush with bail out billions in your pockets?
Why not start an Obama-free communications network to address the niche market of hundreds of millions of folks who have simply reached the gag point with Obamamania?
Give us Obama-free news, weather, and sports in HDTV, and we will gladly pay exorbitant subscription fees. Throw in a Pelosi-free channel and you can double our fees without a squawk.
If the Obama-free folks get desperate for programming, they can always rerun the impeachment trial of former President Bill Clinton. Now that would be creative programming!
There is big money to made by the entrepreneur who has the cajoles and brains to give Americans what we desperately seek: Obama-free lives!
John W. Lillpop
