Should Obama Issue Another Apology for Afghan Civilian Deaths?

By John W. Lillpop

Instead of retreating to Chicago for Memorial Day, should America’s farcical Nobel Peace Prize winner issue yet another apology for the tragic error that cost 23 Afghan civilians their lives in February?

A “biting” military report on the subject would seem to present a perfect opportunity for The One to relieve, at least temporarily , his pent-up need to “Blame America” for all things gone awry in the world over the past several centuries.

As reported, in part, at the Washington Post (1):

“KABUL -- A biting U.S. military report released Saturday criticized "inaccurate and unprofessional" reporting by operators of unmanned drones for contributing to a mistaken February air strike that killed and injured dozens of civilians in southern Afghanistan.

“As many as 23 people were killed in the attack in Uruzgan province, where a strike intended for what military officials believed was an insurgent force hit a civilian convoy.

“The incident was condemned by the Afghan cabinet as "unacceptable," and it prompted Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, the commander of U.S. and NATO forces in Afghanistan, to apologize to Afghan President Hamid Karzai.

"Inadvertently killing or injuring civilians is heartbreaking and undermines their trust and confidence in our mission," McChrystal said in a statement.”

That apology from McChrystal is, of course, professional and most appropriate.

However, when it comes to American misbehavior, or perceived misbehavior, the world has come to expect a teleprompter-aided "We were evil!" from the Commander-in-chief himself.

Oops, scratch that! That nonsense happens only when Obama can find or create a way to blame W.!



Can Bill Clinton Save the Obama Monarchy? WOULD He?

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Imagine the desperation that must have a grip on President Obama: Things have gotten so bad, so toxic, so out-of-control that Bama has been forced to reply on former President Bill Clinton for help, advice, and a boost in the polls!

Merlin’s beard!

Bill Clinton, the disbarred, discredited, and disembowel draft-dodger done in by a lower-level federal clerk and a volunteer whose acts of “service” are not tax deductible any where, and are a felony in most conservative states!

How is it that Barack Obama, the man who was hailed as the Eighth Wonder of the World just fifteen months ago, has fallen so tragically, despite unflinching adoration and support from the mainstream media?

You talk about “political stupidity,” James Carville?

Using Bill Clinton for any task requiring even the appearance of integrity and honesty is—-just plain stupid!

In addition to the credibility issue, Bill Clinton brings a huge conflict of interest to the Obama wars: Bill shares a room with the other congenital-lying Clinton, the Hildabeast.

Excuse the cynicism, President Obama, but do your really believe that Bill Clinton will work on your behalf when your continuing failure will only serve to stoke Hillary’s never-dormant presidential aspirations and Bill’s never-dormant wish to keep Hillary fully occupied and unable to interfere with his extra-marital dalliances?

Do you not realize that Slick Willie and Hildabeast might even go so far as to leak some ultra-sensitive “facts” to assure impeachment and removal of your blessed self in time for the 2012 Campaign?

Can Bill Clinton save the Obama presidency? Would he even make an effort to do so?


What Is It About the Sestak Mess That Sounds So Familiar?

By John W. Lillpop

As the cover up of the Sestak fiasco absorbs more and more of President Obama’s time and energy, one has a vague recollection of a similar crisis involving a senate seat some where in the bowels of the American heartland. A recent crisis it was, if memory serves.

Unfortunately, age diminishes the ability to immediately recall every finite detail, but as the haze clears ever so slightly, one remembers that the previous scandal involved a vacant U.S. Senate seat in—was it Illinois?

By gosh, I believe it was.

Connect the dots!

Oh, and the name Rahm Emanuel surfaces from the prior mess as well. He was allegedly an integral part of that other mess, was, and is, up to his corrupt jaw in Illinois mobster politics, and was, and is, a political hit man for a powerful Democrat.

Connect the dots!

The brain struggles to put it all together but an image is starting to emerge.

The name Barack Obama is prominent in both cases. Fascist control of the U.S. Senate is the objective. Money is no object.

Connect the dots!

A minor distraction: The Sestak scandal involves former President Bill Clinton, who was impeached by the U.S. House in 1998. That seems to be an “outlier” of data.

Hold on a minute! If the Sestak scandal happened as alleged by people whose personal fortunes and professional careers are not manacled to Barack Obama, an impeachable offense may have indeed taken place.

Connect the dots!

Still, the image is blurred. Must make sure before drawing any rash conclusions.

I’ve got it, by Jove!

Does the name Rod Blagojevich ring a bell?

You remember, the former Democrat governor of Illinois who was caught trying to sell Barack Obama’s vacated Senate seat on E-Bay!

The same Rod Blagojevich who allegdly discussed the fate of Obama’s Senate seat with one Rahm Emanuel, the political sniper who now works in the White House as chief-of-stab for The One!

There you go, America. The mystery has been unraveled and the warning is as follows:

If it looks like an impeachable offense and smells like an impeachable offense, it most probably is a Democrat president involved in high crimes and misdemenors!

Connect the damn dots!


James Carville not Amused by Obama's "Political Stupidity,” vis-a-vis Gulf Crisis

By John W. Lillpop

According to President Obama, those who criticize his administration for the lethargic federal response to the Gulf crisis simply do not have the facts.

That would apparently include New Orleans resident and Democratic strategist James Carville.

As reported at reference 1, in part, the Raging Cajun begs to differ with his Democrat president and even goes so far as to call Obama’s response “political stupidity."

From the reference, this text:

James Carville, who is also a resident of New Orleans, attacked President Obama's response to the BP oil spill in the Gulf Coast today, saying: "You got to get down and take control of this, put somebody in charge of this and get this thing moving. We're about to die down here."

“On Good Morning America, Carville said that "the political stupidity of this is just unbelievable," and that he has "no idea why their attitude was so hands-offy here."

"The President of the United States," Carville continued, "could've come down here, he could've been involved with the families of these 11 people" who died in the oil rig's explosion.

"These people are crying, they're begging for something down here. It just looks like he's not involved in this," he said.

Carville’s world-class meltdown in oil can be viewed at the link below:

Time to wake up and smell the oil, James: This Obama fellow is too damn arrogant and inept to concern himself with a couple of messy beaches--especially those in the Deep South!


Obama’s Dithering Dilemma: Gulf or Golf?

By John W. Lillpop

President Obama is suffering through yet another on-the-job learning experience, the title of which is, “Things at the top are not all roses.”

Consider one of the more vexing dilemmas facing The One these days:

An unsightly oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico is turning beaches in Louisiana to BP theme parks, while driving Bam’s approval numbers down precariously close to those achieved by W., with help from the mainstream media

Mind you, Obama did try to act decisively to fix another mess inherited from W., this time with an Executive Order that demanded that BP and his own government “Plug the damned hole!”

What leadership! What brilliance! What great and inspiring oratory!

In reality, what more can be expected from a community organizer who has never been held responsible for anything in his entire life?

Besides, it is the Gulf of Mexico, why not let Felipe Calderon deal with it?

Notwithstanding the pressing issues of the day, Obama continues to make time for the mundane and the meaningless.

As reported at ABCnews.com, in part, at reference 1:

“This morning, President Obama will meet with the NCAA men’s basketball champion Duke Blue Devils at the White House to honor their 2009-2010 championship season in the Rose Garden.

“Keeping up the sports theme, the president and the vice president will take a photo with the U.S. World Cup soccer team and former President Bill Clinton, who is chairing the 2018 World Cup bid, on the North Portico. The White House has previously announced that Vice President Biden and Jill Biden will attend the World Cup in South Africa next month.

“Afterward, the president will a private have lunch with President Clinton in the Private Dining Room.

“Afterward, in the evening, the First Family will travel to Chicago, Illinois for a four-day Memorial Day weekend vacation. The Obamas have not been back to their hometown all together as a family for more than a year.”

Good for you, Mr. President!

You and the Mrs. deserve a break from the non-stop pressure of being elitist Marxists on a mission to destroy America! All that CHANGE would wear anyone out.

The burning question: Which has greater priority in the life of President Barack Obama: The Gulf oil crisis or a round of Golf?


DHS Terrorist Alert: Jihad Coming to America via Mexico

By John W. Lillpop

After the terrorist attacks of 9/11, securing America’s porous with Mexico should have been an urgent priority of the federal government.

After all, America was at war and everyone knew that the U.S.-Mexico border was a potentially dangerous portal for those who would wish to do harm to our citizens.

Unfortunately, politicians from both parties were more concerned with providing greedy corporate moguls with a constant flow of cheap labor and Democrats with a steady flow of new voters than they were with the well- being of the American people.

In the view of some, America was blessed when our borders and immigration laws were violated by millions of non-English speaking, uneducated, and unskilled illegal aliens.

After all, those who came were “hard-working, good-hearted” aliens who invaded because of a passion for freedom, Democracy, and America’s cultural traditions and values.

This mindless disregard for the safety and security of American citizens has grown dramatically worse under the Marxist regime of Barack Obama who, during a recent visit by Mexican President Calderon, stated that borders do not define the relationship between Mexico and America.

President Obama even went so far as to reduce the border patrol budget.

Obama’s naive and dangerous lack of respect for American sovereignty may actually help spread Jihad into the homeland from across the Mexican border.

A recent terrorist alert from the Department of Homeland Security is an example of impending doom brought to us by politicians who do not seem to care.

That terrorist alert is described, in part, by Foxnews.com (1):

“Security experts tell FOXNews.com that the influx of hundreds of Somalis over the U.S. border who allegedly have ties to suspected terror cells is evidence of a porous and unsecured border being exploited by groups intent on wrecking deadly havoc on American soil.

“Experts also say the DHS alert and recent court case highlights the threat of terrorists penetrating the Mexican/Texas border — and the growing threat of Somali recruitment efforts to bring Americans of Somali descent back to Somalia for jihadist training, creating homegrown terrorists.

“J. Peter Pham, senior fellow and director of the Africa Project at the National Committee on American Foreign Policy, said that for the past ten years there’s been suspicion by U.S. law enforcement that drug cartels could align with international terrorist organizations to bring would-be-jihadists into the U.S

”Pham says the DHS alert comes too late. “They’re just covering themselves for the fact that DHS has been failing to date to deal effectively with this,” he said. “They’re already here.”

How much more of this incompetent nonsense can America endure and still survive?




Obama's Wonky Math: 1,200 Troops Buys Amnesty for 12-36 Million Aliens!

By John W. Lillpop

President Obama seems to have a knack (he calls it a “gift”) at giving meaningless speeches (with the aid of a teleprompter), but seems to struggle mightily with simple math.

Example: In the health care fiasco, Obama argued that America’s health care bill would be reduced by adding 30 million uninsured to the ranks of the insured.

Since then, of course, we have learned that, in fact, ObamaCare will increase health care costs by $150 billion a year, an estimate that is probably off by a factor of ten or more.

Another example: In the unemployment fiasco, Obama urged immediate passage of a $1 trillion dollar “stimulus” that he guaranteed would add or save 3-4 million jobs.

Fourteen months later, unemployment and the federal deficit are both soaring and no one in the Obama administration has a clue about the whereabouts of that trillion dollars.

Now Obama’s new math is being touted as the way to fix the immigration mess. Following a rancorous meeting with Republicans, Obama has agreed to send 1,200 troops to the U.S. Mexico border.


How about a few more zeros on that number, BHO? Why not send at least 120,000 troops?

Obama made his magnanimous offer to Republicans in exchange for their support on the immigration reform front which would grant amnesty for 12-36 million illegal aliens!

What a deal!

Let’s hope and pray that no Republicans fall for Obama’s farcical math, which America simply cannot afford!

Obama’s Fuzzy Math: 1,200 Troops Buys Amnesty for 12-36 Million Aliens

By John W. Lillpop

President Obama seems to have a knack (he calls it a “gift”) at giving meaningless speeches (with the aid of a teleprompter), but seems to struggle mightily with simple math.

Example: In the health care fiasco, Obama argued that America’s health care bill would be reduced by adding 30 million uninsured to the ranks of the insured.

Since then, of course, we have learned that, in fact, ObamaCare will increase health care costs by $150 billion a year, an estimate that is probably off by a factor of ten or more.

Another example: In the unemployment fiasco, Obama urged immediate passage of a $1 trillion dollar “stimulus” that he guaranteed would add or save 3-4 million jobs.

Fourteen months later, unemployment and the federal deficit are both soaring and no one in the Obama administration has a clue about the whereabouts of that trillion dollars.

Now Obama’s new math is being touted as the way to fix the immigration mess. Following a rancorous meeting with Republicans, Obama has agreed to send 1,200 troops to the U.S. Mexico border.


How about a few more zeros on that number, BHO? Why not send at least 120,000 troops?

Obama made his magnanimous offer to Republicans in exchange for their support on the immigration reform front which would grant amnesty for 12-36 million illegal aliens!

What a deal!

Let’s hope and pray that no Republicans fall for Obama’s farcical math, which America simply cannot afford!

How to Explain Stupid Behavior by Mexican-American Students? Look to President Calderon and Congressional Democrats!

By John W. Lillpop

When 60 irate Mexican-American students walked out of classes in Morgan Hill, California on May 6 to protest the flying of Old Glory on Cinco de Mayo day, many thinking Americans scratched their heads and wondered:

What in the world is wrong with these kids? Why do they behave so stupidly? Who is teaching this mindless idiocy?

The fact that young students would act so irrationally and with such hostility towards the symbol of freedom and liberty---the American flag--- needs to be addressed, and with urgency!

Clearly, some students are being brain-washed in their homes by parents who hate America, except for the dinero, and by the mainstream media which fosters this sort of sedition by always advocating on behalf of Mexico, including illegal aliens, and against America.


Marching behind two large Mexican flags, the students claimed they were sending an urgent message: Mexicans are proud of their heritage and wearing red, white and blue on Cinco de Mayo is disrespectful.

Is it even possible to be more contradictory?

Although parental negligence is largely responsible for the wrong-minded thinking of muddled students, it would be a mistake to overlook the damage that done when Mexican President Felipe Calderon stands before the U.S. Congress and scolds the state of Arizona for defending its citizens against invasions from Calderon’s third-word Mexico.

The hypocrisy is even more unfathomable given Mexico’s own dismal treatment of illegal aliens. Indeed, Amnesty International recently declared a “Human Rights Crisis” in Mexico based on the fact that Latinos who wander onto Mexican soil without papers risk being kidnapped, raped, or murdered.

Kidnapped, raped, or murdered, and yet Calderon is aghast at an Arizona law which merely authorities law enforcement to question those suspected or being in America illegally?

It is that sort of muddled thinking that can cause impressionable students to conclude that flying the American flag on a Mexican holiday is somehow “incendiary.”

Unfortunately, Calderon is not alone in providing a rotten example for the young to emulate.

Congressional Democrats actually left their seats in order to afford President Calderon several standing ovations.

In a repugnant display of political treason at it most treacherous, liberals cheered wildly in support of Calderon’s rhetoric against Arizona and its courageous leaders who are struggling to deal with the financial and social devastation brought to Arizona and America by third-world invaders from Calderon’s Mexico.

With pathetic role models like Felipe Calderon and Congressional Democrats around, it should come as no great surprise that Mexican-American students need to study the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the rule of law, and accept the United States as their “home” of allegiance.

Only then will these students earn the respect they claim to so desperately want.

Why California Is Bankrupt: Liberals Refuse to “Live Within Our Means”

By John W. Lillpop

By now, the entire world has heard that California can no longer pay its bills. The amount of money going out exceeds the amount coming in. Real simple arithmetic is in play here when you think about it.

Except, this is California, you see. Not only do the basic laws of nature not apply here, but the fundamentals of finance and common sense have gone missing as well.

To the outsider, California's dilemma is paradoxical.

After all, this is home to Silicon Valley and high technology. Geniuses are everywhere, and the state is renowned for being on the cutting edge on all issues from sex to science.

Brilliance abounds, EXCEPT in state government because California is cursed with a gaggle of extreme tax and spend liberals in the State Assembly.

An example of outrageous liberal recklessness is described by writer Jon Coupal, president of the Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Association and a tireless leader in the never-ending battle to contain liberal spending.

Coupal writes, in part, at Californiarepublic.com:


"Sacramento is now filled with a new crop of cash-eating locusts and they are no better than their predecessors. They show no remorse or regret for their failure to rein in spending and no sympathy for the taxpayer ants who themselves are struggling to get by and are wondering if they will make it through the winter of our declining economy.

"To add insult to injury, the grasshopper chorus now sings a new song, led by Assemblywoman Noreen Evans. She revealed the lyrics a few days ago before a conference committee on the budget. “This mantra out there ‘live within our means,’ while it sounds really nice, while it sounds really simple and it sounds really responsible, it’s meaningless,” she intoned.

"Evans’ statement is breathtaking for its arrogance. For California families and businesses, the idea that one has to “live within their means” is a common sense notion and those who do not follow it find themselves in bankruptcy. Evans admission demonstrates yet again how disconnected our liberal political leadership is from ordinary citizens. Taxpayers can’t help but wonder, if this is how Evans views our state fiscal crisis, will her next chart-topper be, “Let Them Eat Cake?”

"The logically challenged Evans justifies calls for new revenue by saying that it is for the “needy.” However, if the Santa Rosa Democrat is so concerned about the least amongst us, why did she and most of her colleagues approve the February tax package that includes new sales taxes, higher car taxes and a $200 cut in the tax deduction for dependent children? These taxes fall disproportionately hard on low and middle income Californians. And why did these same tax-and-spend lawmakers, who use children and the poor as human shields to defend raising taxes, approve Proposition 1A for the May Special Election ballot that would have perpetuated these highly regressive taxes for an additional two years?"

So again, just why is California bankrupt? Because of moronic Democrats like Assemblywoman Noreen Evans.

A question for the moon bat Evans:

If your teenager continued to overdraw his/her checking account, funded solely by you, how would you handle the matter?

A. Close the account and burn the unused checks and ATM cards, or

B. Continue to increase the young person's allowance and cover all those inevitable "insufficient funds" fees.

Which would it be?

Democrats in Sacramento are solidly behind Option B, with Noreen Evans the best example of fuzzy headed thinking.

California citizens need to form an alliance and take action to end this stupidity.

My suggestion: When the time comes to vote, look for the D on the ballot. That denotes “Ding Bat” and it should be considered a red flag which carries the following warning: DON’T vote for a Democrat!


Has Media's Unrequited Love for Obama Finally Burned Out?

By John W. Lillpop

The Gulf oil crisis has gone on for so long without resolution, or even the slightest hint of progress, that even the Mainstream Media have started to question the leadership skills and competence of President Obama.

As reported at the links to ABC, CBS, and NBC news below, the media’s unrequited love for Obama appears to have crashed and burned:

ABC News:

CBS News:

NBC News:

In addition to the inept response to the oil disaster by the Obama Administration, other failures over the past fifteen months paint an ugly picture of a nation lacking effective leadership and in very serious decline.

Obama’s record is the most powerful argument around against turning 17 percent of the economy (Health Care) over to the federal government!

When will that reality register with the media?


Hawaii Calls! Are You Listening, Mr. President?

By John W. Lillpop

After winning the special election to replace John Murtha in Pennsylvania on Tuesday, Democrat moon bats were arrogantly sneering, “What Republican Wave?” in a feeble attempt to discount the emerging phenomenon known as ObamaPhobia.

The answer came back loud and clear from Honolulu where waves are a major tourist attraction, and where a special election was held on Saturday in Hawaii District 1 where The One grew up, or grew older to be more precise.

Hawaii’s dual message to America: ObamaPhobia has spread to the Aloha! state, and the “Republican Wave” is very much alive and well, thank you!

As a result of this stunning victory, Charles Djou, a Republican, will take over the House seat once held by Democrat Neil Abercrombie.

Hawaii calls—Are you listening Mr. President?


Thick Gobs of Oil Close Louisiana Beach: Whither Big Brother and Nanny Janet?

By John W. Lillpop

In a poignant tribute to the competency of the Obama big government nanny state, it has been reported that “ thick gobs of oil” have closed a beach in Louisiana.

As reported at Yahoo.news, in part:

GRAND ISLE, La. – Officials closed the public beach here Friday as thick gobs of oil resembling melted chocolate washed up, a very visible reminder of the blown-out well that has been spewing crude into the Gulf of Mexico for a month.

Up to now, only tar balls and a light sheen had come ashore. But oil was starting to hit the beach at this island resort community in various forms — light sheens, orange-colored splotches and heavier brown sheets — said Chris Roberts, a local official who surveyed the area Friday morning.

"It's difficult to clean up when you haven't stopped the source," said Roberts, a councilman for Jefferson Parish, which stretches from the New Orleans metropolitan area to the coast. "You can scrape it off the beach but it's coming right back."

BP PLC was leasing the Deepwater Horizon rig when it exploded April 20, killing 11 workers and triggering the massive spill. The company conceded Thursday what some scientists have been saying for weeks: More oil is flowing from the leak than BP and the Coast Guard had previously estimated.

There has been frustration with the pace of efforts to stop the oil, and BP said Friday that it will likely be at least Tuesday before crews can begin a process known as a "top kill" that would stop the flow by shooting heavy drilling mud into the well.

Brown and vivid orange globs and sheets of foul-smelling oil the consistency of latex paint have also begun coating the reeds and grasses of Louisiana's wetlands, home to rare birds, mammals and a rich variety of marine life.

A deep, stagnant ooze sat in the middle of a particularly devastated marsh off the Louisiana coast where Emily Guidry Schatzel of the National Wildlife Federation was examining stained reeds."

Where in the hell are Barack Obama and Janet Napolitano?

(1) http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100521/ap_on_bi_ge/us_gulf_oil_spill

Democrats Cheer Calderon’s Anti- Rule of Law Lunacy

By John W. Lillpop

When Mexican President Calderon spoke in Washington on May 20, two ugly facts quickly became obvious:

1. The delusional president of a third-world foreign nation had the gall to stick his meddling nose into the internal affairs of the United States, the most successful and prosperous society in human history.

This meddling despite the fact that the interloper has no legitimate legal, moral, or political standing anywhere in America.

Moreover, this Spanish-speaking misfit committed these social atrocities while on U.S. soil, before a Joint Session of the United States Congress.

Even more appalling---,

2. Congressional Democrats actually left their seats in order to afford the pathetic foreigner several standing ovations.

In a repugnant display of political treason at it most treacherous, liberals cheered wildly in support of Calderon’s retarded rhetoric against Arizona and its courageous leaders who are struggling to deal with the financial and social devastation brought to Arizona and America by third-world invaders from Calderon’s Mexico.

Mind you, as far as can be determined, all of those Democrats in Congress are citizens of the United States. Presumably, each swore to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States as part of the obligatory swearing in.

By the way, that’s the U.S. Constitution, moon bats!

It is common knowledge that Democrats support amnesty for the 12-38 million criminals that have crossed our borders illegally and who are now living on the public dole.

That is what desperate Democrats do when their power is eroded by American voters who actually think seriously about the issues.

Nonetheless, it was incredibly surreal to watch self-declared “servants of the American people” grovel before a foreign president as he took Arizona lawmakers to task for protecting their citizens from invading criminals.

The obvious question: Are there no Americans among Democrats in the U.S. Congress?


God Bless Tim McClintock!

By John W. Lillpop

While moronic Democrats repeatedly gave standing ovations to Mexican President Calderon as he was attacking the American state of Arizona and its laws, Tim McClintock had the perfect response to Calderon's nonesense.

Watch this powerful and persuasive presentation by the man who should be governor of California:


How to Explain Obama’s Obsession with GAU Women?

Satire by John W. Lillpop

President Obama seems to have this thing about unattractive women in high places.

Think about it.

Who would invite Janet Napolitano to the ball—except for an invading criminal looking for hand outs as a “Newly arrived fugitive”?

Be honest. What man in his right mind would take Nappy home to meet mum and the rest of the family?

Then we have the “wise Latina” racist, the radiant and charming Judge Sotomayor. Short, stout, and scary to the eye, this sawed-off leftist has never seen the inside of a beauty parlor or benefited from modern makeup technology.

Last, but not least, we have the unlovely Elena Kagan who would, if confirmed, join Judge Sotomayor in making the SCOTUS the least photogenic collection of professional females in the whole damn world.

What is going on, Mr. President? Is GAU (God awful ugly) a new minority that deserves representation in high places?

Please, please, do not try to convince anyone that Madams Napolitano, Sotomayor, and Kagan are needed to make women in positions of power look more like average Americans!

Rule of Law in Dramatic Come Back, Thanks to SB 1070!

By John W. Lillpop

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer may very well go down in history as America’s 21st century version of Paul Revere.

Borrowing from Paul Revere’s clarion warning that, “The British are coming! The British are coming” the good governor has been a leader in alerting Americans to the fact that “The illegal aliens are coming!”

In fact, of course, they, approximately 12-38 million strong, are already occupying (illegally) large swaths of the great American landscape.

Therefore, Brewer’s message, as set forth in SB 1070, should be seen as acknowledgement of the fact that it is the responsibility of government to prevent even more invasions, AND to identify the criminals already here in order to process said violators for one-way tickets back to Mexico, or other nation of origin.

It sounds so simple and logical; one wonders: Why in the bloody hell are we still debating the issue?

Then one witnesses Democrat traitors in Congress groveling before Mexican President Calderon with standing ovations for his meddling assault on the rule of law in Arizona and it all makes sense again:

SB 1070 is urgently needed to counter the anti-American scheming of Marxists whose only priority is to grow the base of the Democrat Party, even if it means decimating the American economy, homeland security, common language, social order, educational system, and cultural heritage.

Power is power is power is all that matters to leftist moon bats!

Enter Governor Jan Brewer and SB 1070.

Despite the lunatic barking of deranged racists like Al Sharpton, the cities of San Francisco and Los Angeles, La Raza everywhere, and the Democrat Party in general, Governor Brewer’s common sense solution to a persistent problem is spreading like wildfire.

As reported in a National News Release (1) by Americans for Legal Immigration (ALIPAC), seventeen states are now working to incorporate legislation similar to SB 1070 in their own state law.

That ALIPAC National News Release states the following, in part:

“May 21, 2010

For National Release

CONTACT: Americans for Legal Immigration PAC (ALIPAC)
(866) 703-0864 WilliamG@alipac.us

One of America's national organizations fighting against illegal immigration is announcing that 17 states are now filing versions of Arizona's SB 1070 law which is designed to help local police enforce America's existing immigration laws.

Numerous national and local polls indicated that 60-81% of Americans support local police enforcing immigration laws.

’Our national network of activists have been working overtime trying to help the state of Arizona and the brave Arizonans who have passed this bill,’ said William Gheen, President of Americans for Legal Immigration PAC. ‘Arizona no longer stands alone and we have now documented state lawmakers filing, or announcing they will file, versions of the Arizona bill in seventeen states! We will not stop until all states are protected from invasion as required by the US Constitution.’

ALIPAC has documented the following 17 states are following Arizona's lead in response to citizen pressure.


Hats off, kudos and God Bless! to Governor Jan Brewer and ALIPAC for proving that we can and MUST take America back from those who care only about their own power and warped agenda!

Looking ahead to 2012, how does a Jim Demint-Jan Brewer president-vice president ticket sound?

1 http://www.alipac.us/article-5284--0-0.html


Will “ObamaPhobia” Save America?

By John W. Lillpop

A year ago, Arlene Specter would have welcomed an endorsement from Barack Obama with open arms and great hope in a tight election challenge. After all, back in 2009, the Obama brand was still “hot” with the unwashed masses, and a definite plus for aspiring Democratic candidates, even old, recycled prunes like Specter.

My how things have changed! This year, after being booted out of office after 30 years of “service,” Specter probably looks back and regrets the ad which featured Obama declaring, “I love Arlene Specter!”

For sure, Specter’s own flip-flops and leftist thinking are a major reason why he is being forced to eat the bitter fruit of defeat after Tuesday night.

However, Democrats would be well-advised not to underestimate the powerful impact of Obama’s “I love Arlene Specter” blathering.

It’s the latest phenomenon in political hell-raising, and is aptly named ObamaPhobia.

It refers to the “had up to here” attitude that many, many Americans are expressing with regard to the illegal alien Marxist now occupying the Oval Office and those who support him in Congress.

ObamaPhobia is growing daily and may very well reach pandemic stage before November. It afflicts all manner of Americans, rich and poor, young and old, educated and not, lily white and people of color, liberal and conservative, etc.

The ObamaMania that was all the rage a year ago has been exposed as a media-created political Frankenstein which sought to dupe otherwise intelligent people into believing that a community organizer with no experience or achievements whatsoever to his name could actually be trusted with the world’s greatest society and most successful nation in human history.

Utter and complete nonsense.

Obama’s election will surely be recorded in the annals of history as the greatest fraud ever perpetrated upon the American people by mainstream media.

Finally, after damn near destroying the nation, his own party, and the free world with policies and actions one would expect from a Special Olympics president, the roosters are coming home to haunt Barack Hussein Obama.

has been replaced by ObamaPhobia which reflects a definite up tick in the thinking and reasoning ability of the America people.

With mid-term elections less than six months away, the American people will soon get a chance to redeem the awful mass-mistake of November 2008.

With any luck, ObamaPhobia will take hold in hamlets and metropolises from coast to coast, thereby causing patriotic Americans to install politicians in the U.S. Congress with the cajoles and common sense to put an abrupt end to the awful national nightmare known as ObamaMania.

Stock Market Crashes, Unemployment Soars! Where Is Obama?

By John W. Lillpop

Barack Obama and fellow Marxists have repeatedly told Americans that the federal government (when controlled by Leftists!) is the only entity that can solve all of our problems, big and small.

Which is why the Obama-Pelosi-Reid band of outlaws raided the U.S. Treasury last February and wasted one trillion dollars of your money on a scheme foolishly called a “stimulus” bill.

When he signed the bill, President Obama promised to create or save 3-4 million jobs.

Again, the mind-numbing assumption was that a few thousand otherwise unemployable bureaucrats could magically create or save jobs while plopped on their inflated posteriors in Washington, D.C.

Fifteen months later, unemployment continues to soar and is near ten percent.

Why is the mainstream media not demanding to know, “What happed to that trillion dollars, Mr. President?” and “Where are those 3-4 million jobs you promised?

Or the even more perfectly valid question, “Just where the bloody hell is Obama?”

Of course, the media know full well that The One is too busy snuggling up to President Calderon of Mexico to deal with the real problems facing American citizens.

Rather than working to create or save jobs, The One is scheming to gain favor with Calderon by granting amnesty to millions of invading criminals from Mexico who steal jobs that should go to U.S. citizens and who cost American taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars a year.

Where is Obama? Check Felipe Calderon’s pockets!

Illegal Aliens In Mexico Face Kidnap, Rape and Murder: Yet, President Calderon Is Bothered by SB 1070?

By John W. Lillpop

While Mexican President Felipe Calderon laments Arizona’s scandalous abuse of illegal aliens vis-à-vis SB 1070, it turns out that being asked to prove one’s immigration status is a really a very minor inconvenience.

Compared, that is, to the possibility of being kidnapped, raped, or killed, fates that can befall the unsuspecting Latino illegal alien who gets caught in Mexico.

Mexico’s despicable treatment of Latino illegal aliens is s called a “major human rights crisis” by Amnesty International.

As reported, in part, at yahoo.news, (1):

“MEXICO CITY – Amnesty International called the abuse of migrants in Mexico a major human rights crisis Wednesday, and accused some officials of turning a blind eye or even participating in the kidnapping, rape and murder of migrants.

“The group's report comes at a sensitive time for Mexico, which is protesting the passage of a law in Arizona that criminalizes undocumented migrants.

“Rupert Knox, Amnesty's Mexico researcher, said in the report that the failure by authorities to tackle abuses against migrants has made their trip through Mexico one of the most dangerous in the world.

"Migrants in Mexico are facing a major human rights crisis leaving them with virtually no access to justice, fearing reprisals and deportation if they complain of abuses," Knox said

“Central American migrants are frequently pulled off trains, kidnapped en masse, held at gang hideouts and forced to call relatives in the U.S. to pay off the kidnappers. Such kidnappings affect thousands of migrants each year in Mexico, the report says.

“Many are beaten, raped or killed in the process.

“One of the main issues, Amnesty says, is that migrants fear they will be deported if they complain to Mexican authorities about abuses.

“At present, Article 67 of Mexico's Population Law says, "Authorities, whether federal, state or municipal ... are required to demand that foreigners prove their legal presence in the country, before attending to any issues."

“The Interior Department said the government has taken some steps to combat abuses and Mexico's legislature is working to repeal Article 67 "so that no one can deny or restrict foreigners' access to justice and human rights, whatever their migratory status."

“The Amnesty report said one female migrant told researchers that Mexican federal police had forced her group off a train and stolen their belongings. Forced to walk, she said, she was subsequently attacked by a gang and raped.”

So while millions of illegal aliens take to the streets of America to DEMAND rights to which they are not entitled, and do so with the encouragement and blessings of Marxist extremists like President Obama and Harry Reid, aliens caught in Mexico are lucky if they are able to get out of this third-work failed state alive!

Earth to President Calderon: If you are genuinely concerned about mistreatment of Latino aliens, forget about conditions in Arizona.

Focus instead on Mexico, home to a “major human rights crisis,” that imperils the lives and dignity of Latino travelers.


President Calderon: Lousy Translators, or Lousy Thought Processes?

By John W. Lillpop

With the fellow who is supposed to be the president of the United States standing beside him, Mexican President Felipe Calderon stuck his meddlesome nose into the affairs of our sovereign nation by launching a bitter assault on Arizona’s new law, SB 1070.

In part, Calderon’s remarks were translated into English as follows (1):

"We can do so with a community that will promote a dignified life and an orderly way for both our countries, who are, some of them, still living here in the shadows with such laws as the Arizona law that is placing our people to face discrimination.”

Did Calderon really say “placing our people to face discrimination”?

When the President of Mexico is so completely language flawed,it is any wonder that lesser –educated, less bright Mexicans in California think it “incendiary” to fly the America flag on Cinco de Mayo day?

Oh, for the good old days of W.!

If former U.S. President W. Bush was still in power, he would have made everything as clear as Texas mud by declaring that,”Calderon mis-underestimates the good people of Arizona. Hispanically speaking, that is!”

Calderon apologists were quick to point out that the garbled message was the fault of translators—in the employ of the Mexican government we would add.

Even with allowances for lousy translators, President Calderon is hardly off the hook for poor communications.

Example: Calderon also stated that the United States and Mexico need to work together to build a “border that unites us.”

Therein lays the problem, patriots!

Calderon and his third-world mobsters see the border as a unifying force, whereas, as any first grader can tell you, the purpose of the border is to separate!

It’s called U.S. sovereignty, President Calderon!

In simpler terms, it means that the United States is a separate, sovereign entity from Mexico, as defined by our borders.

Unlike much of Mexico, America operates in accordance with the rule of law, which applies to everyone, including Calderon's fellow citizens trying to escape the horrors of Mexico by invading America illegally.

Again, America is a sovereign entity separate and distinct from Mexico. We intend to keep it that way!

As a sovereign state, America neither needs nor desires input from foreign “leaders” such as you, President Calderon, concerning our laws and statutes.

When it comes to eradicating racist and discriminatory laws, we suggest that you start with Mexico’s barbaric immigration laws and dismal treatment of illegal aliens, which Amnesty International recently described as a “human rights crisis.”

Please do not leave offended, Mr. Calderon, just leave!, and keep your nose out of America’s affairs!



(1) http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100519/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_us_mexico_bad_translation_1


30 Years On, and What Has Arlen Specter Got to Show for It?

By John W. Lillpop

Pity poor Arlene Specter. The man turned 80 years old in February, and has spent the last 30 years working in the United States Senate.

Typically, an 80 year old man leaving a job which he has held for 30 years would be entitled to a gold watch or something equally inane to commemorate his contributions.

However, in Specter’s case, leaving his job was nothing as glamorous or special as retirement. There was no magnifiant golden parachcute deal worth millions for the this political cross-dressing weasel from Pennsylvanian.

Rather, Specter was forcibly thrown out of office by voters who finally said, “enough is enough!” You are neither Democrat nor Republican and we are tired of your sorry self.

Thus ends the saga of the man who thought he had caught lightening in a bottle by following the pipings of one Barack Obama who, in April of 2009, seemed to have all the answers for all time.

All too late, Specter discovered that Obama’s piping was just another fairy tale that leads only to political ruin.

Still, it could not have happened to a more deserving fellow!

Obama Dishonors Memory of Murdered Rancher Rob Krentz

By John W. Lillpop

By all accounts, Arizona rancher Robert Krentz was a decent man who had the awful misfortune of being in the wrong place at the wrong time when he was murdered in cold blood.

The wrong place was on his own private property in Arizona.

Wrong, because Krentz, an American citizen, was shot and killed by an illegal alien (allegedly) from Mexico. The wrong time was close to midnight on March 27.

According to authorities, the motive for this cold-blooded slaughter may have something to do with the fact that the victim's brother, Phil Krentz, reported drug smuggling activity on the ranch to the Border Patrol.

That ranch, the Krentz Ranch, has been in the Krentz family for more than 100 years.

Despite the murder of Robert Krentz and the general drug-smuggling and killing carnage taking place at the U.S.-Mexico border, President Obama welcomed Mexican President Felipe Calderon to the White House on May 19 by stating that the relationship between America and third-world Mexico is not defined by the border.

Obama’s outrageous lack of respect for Americans who have suffered at the hands of Mexican illegal aliens is yet another extraordinary example of why this man lacks the moral and intellectual credentials to serve as president.

May God bless the memory of Rob Krentz, and deliver us from the evil that is Barack Hussein Obama.

BREAKING NEWS: Obama Opens “Path to Citizenship” for Illegal Aliens!

Satire by John W. Lillpop

(Washington, Lillspills)

Great news for the 12-38 million illegal aliens now living in the dark, deep shadows of America’s bowels and beyond!

To celebrate the state visit of Mexican President Felipe Calderon and his good lady, President Obama has announced a binding deal with Congressional leaders that opens a path to citizenship for the 12-38 million victims of America’s secure borders and rule of law crowd, mostly red-necked, beer swigging racists who hate anything brown.

The Obama Plan is effective immediately and, best of all, it is easy and free. Just follow these simple steps:

1. Call 866-347-2413 and tell the operator that you are an illegal alien, living at such and such address, in your city and state. For quickest results, give the operator your work phone, home phone, and the phone numbers of five relatives not living with you, but also in America illegally.

2. Again, the number is 866-347-2413, call collect if necessary and keep trying if the line is busy.

3, When the operator answers, her or she will announce that you have reached the immigration enforcement hotline. That means that you have dialed correctly and are moments away from being eligible for all the goodies that you can imagine.

4. Within 5 minutes to a few hours you will be visited by an official welcoming committee from the U.S. government. These folks will be dressed in official uniforms bearing the insignia ICE, which means Immigration Convenience Express.

These good people will be armed to keep red-necked yahoos from interfering with your assimilation into the greatest nation on earth.

That’s it! It is that simple.

Welcome to America!

What If China Were Occupied by 12-38 Million Illegal Aliens?

By John W. Lillpop

Assistant Secretary of State Michael Posner has taken the “America Is Evil” idiocy to a new, despicable low.

Posner did so by implying that Arizona’s SB 1070, which is merely a reflection of federal law, is on a par with human rights abuses in China.

Adding to his mindless mea culpa, Posner actually bragged that “U.S. officials did not whitewash the American record and in fact raised on its own a new immigration law in Arizona that requires police to ask about a person’s immigration status if there is suspicion the person is in the country illegally.”

Clearly, Michael Posner, like Janet Napolitano, Eric Holder, and others in the Obama administration, probably including President Obama himself, has not taken the time to actually read the law he so enthusiastically maligns.

That is quite understandable, because in the liberal world of demonizing patriotic Americans, there is simply no time to waste on actually knowing what it is that one is pummeling.

Right, Mr. Posner?

Posner’s attack should cause thinking Americans to ponder the “what ifs” if China, or any other civilized nation for that matter, were confronted with the illegal alien problems facing our great nation.

Before he equates SB 1070 with the type of human rights abuses found in China, Poser would be well advised to answer the following inquires:

What if 12-38 million uninvited and unwelcome foreigners ignored China’s sovereignty, borders, and immigration laws and took up unlawful residency there?

What if the overwhelming majority of invaders did not speak or understand Chinese and refused to learn?

What if aliens were illiterate in their own language, uneducated, unskilled, and impoverished?

What if invaders cost China the equivalent of hundreds of billions of dollars a year in public services (medical care, education, housing, welfare) to which they were not entitled?

What if aliens took millions of jobs from Chinese citizens?

What if non-Chinese speaking children of aliens overwhelmed China’s school system, thereby reducing the quality of instruction for Chinese citizens?

What if invaders were to take over the streets of China’s large cities in order to “demand” rights equal to those of legitimate citizens?

What if 30 percent of China’s prisons and jails were occupied by illegal aliens?

What if China’s hospitals, medical clinics, and emergency rooms were overwhelmed by millions of invaders unable, or unwilling, to pay for medical services received?

What if aliens who failed to pay for medical services received in China were nonetheless able to send the equivalent of $50 billion back to their nation of origin—each year?

What if invaders demanded the right to drive without regard to immigration status and that all driver instruction and testing materials be in their native language, rather than Chinese?

What if illegal aliens in China observed holidays from their nations of origin, and took umbrage at those with the audacity to fly the Chinese flag on such occasions, insisting that such behavior was “incendiary” and justification for riots or other large scale civil disobedience?

What if children of invaders born in China were to become Chinese citizens by virtue of their birth, regardless of the unlawful immigration status of the parents?

What if aliens demanded the same reduced tuition rates offered to Chinese citizens?

What if invaders voted in Chinese elections?.

Of course no one can be sure how these situations would play out in China.

However, it seems a damn sure bet that China would do more, a hell of a lot more, than authorize its law enforcement authorities to “question” those suspected of being in the nation illegally.

Does the Tiananmen Square massacre ring a bell, Mr. Posner?


Listen Up, President Calderon!

By John W. Lillpop

Mexican President Felipe Calderon is haunting the United States this week, and like his equally demented predecessor, Calderon is lecturing Americans about how illegal aliens from his nation-sewer are being mistreated.

Like Vicente Fox, Calderon argues that Americans should be grateful to have 38 million, mostly Mexican, illegal aliens dumped in our laps, for U.S. taxpayers to educate, feed, house, and provide medical care for.

At only $300 billion a year, it's quite a bargain, right Felipe?

Calderon is also taking a page from the Fox Playbook by declaring that American resistance in Arizona vis-a-vis SB 1070 is an obvious case of racism!

What both Fox and Calderon conveniently forget to note is that illegal aliens coming here are doing so on their own--no one is forcing these third-world free loaders and scam artists to invade America!

Except, perhaps, the corrupt Mexican government!

Avoiding mistreatment of Mexican citizens in America is really quite simple,President Calderon.

Stop them from coming here to begin with and take back the 38 million already here!

Repeat: Keep your citizens in Mexico and they will not be mistreated in America!

America does not need or want your castoffs and losers!

Felipe Calderon and all of the other corrupt thugs in the Mexican government must be forced to accept the following essential truths about America:

* In 1848, The Treaty of Guadeloupe Hidalgo was ratified by both the U.S. and Mexican Congresses. That Treaty ended any and all claims Mexico had to land now a part of the United States.

* Native American Indians were the original owners of the American southwest. Were there were any valid property rights claims concerning that land, such rights would belong to Native American Indians, not Mexicans.

* America is a sovereign nation, totally independent of Mexico. It has been that way for over 200 years. We intend to keep it that way.

* In America, Mexico is considered a foreign nation and Spanish is a foreign language.

* America operates according to the rule of law which applies to everyone. This is true whether one is brown, black, yellow, lily-white, red, or an exotic hybrid of lavender and green.

* Being hard-working and good hearted is commendable. But those qualities do NOT entitle anyone to enter America illegally.

* Bilingualism is cool--provided one of the languages is English. Literacy in only Mexican and Spanish es no bueno in America.

* Celebrating ones cultural heritage is perfectly fine--as long as it does not interfere with prompt and complete assimilation into American culture.

* Driving while loaded or drunk may be "macho" in Mexico. But in America, driving under the influence is considered stupid and criminal and is not tolerated, regardless of ones country of origin or cultural heritage.

* People here illegally are criminals, and as such, are most unwelcome. American citizens will fight to have such miscreants deported, regardless of whether or not families are involved. Illegal is illegal, family or not.

* Demanding that our borders be secured and that the law be enforced is the right of all American citizens and doing so does not make any one a racist or bigot.

* U.S. immigration laws exist to protect American citizens and others that are here legally, not to facilitate a foreigner's pursuit of a better life.

* Those who come to America must adjust to our culture and traditions. We have no obligation or desire to change in deference to foreign newcomers,and

Take note of this list President Calderon and share it with other Mexicans considering an invasion north.

Passing it on may cause them to reconsider, and that would be a good thing!

Illegal Invader Hot Line: 866-347-2423

By John W. Lillpop

It has come to my attention that our federal government maintains a “hot line” for the use of American citizens fed up with the invasion of our great nation, mostly from Mexico, but from other points as well.

The hot line number is 866-347-2423. . Then, Press 1 for deportations!

Write this number down, set up a speed dial number for it, share it in church, stag parties, libraries, fast food eateries, fitness centers, car washes, university campuses, Face Book accounts, Twitter, political rallies, family gatherings, Christmas Day celebrations, Independence Day BBQs, Arizona Suns basketball games, the 2010 Baseball All-star game in Arizona, and all other venues where responsible citizens congregate.

I have already reported about ten million illegal aliens so far, and I have just gotten started.

My list so far:

* 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue,Washington, D.C., the Oval Office: Gent with initials BHO

* Los Angeles California

* East San Jose, California

* All La Raza outlets in the U.S.

* San Francisco (certain neighborhoods and City offices)

* Nancy Pelosi's home address

Just 30 million or so to go!

Ending the Spanish Imposition in Arizona: How to Say “English Only!” in Spanish?

By John W. Lillpop

Still basking in the glory of their magnificent victory for U.S. citizens with immigration law SB 1070, political heroes and heroines in Arizona are once again showing the way when it comes to common sense legislation.

The latest pro-American move removes the Spanish Imposition on businesses in the Grand Canyon State. As reported, in part, at reference 1:

“PHOENIX - A Glendale optometrist's yearlong legal fight over what services he had to provide for a Spanish-speaking customer has translated into new protections for other businesses.

“Gov. Jan Brewer has signed legislation affirming that nothing in state law requires businesses to provide "trained and competent" interpreters when a customer comes in speaking a language other than English.

“Assistant Attorney General Michael Walker said that has probably always been the law. But that didn't save John Schrolucke from having to spend time and money defending himself and his practice before Walker's office finally dismissed the case.

“Schrolucke told lawmakers the incident stems from a patient who spoke only Spanish. Although she did bring her 12-year-old child with her to the office, he said allowing the child to interpret for the parent would have gotten him into legal trouble.

“He said he faced a potential malpractice lawsuit if the child did not properly translate some of the more technical explanations being provided, so he turned the woman away, telling her through her child to come back with someone at least 18 years old.

“Schrolucke said he also gave the woman the option of going to one or two other optometrists who speak Spanish.

“Instead, he said, the woman filed a discrimination complaint with the Attorney General's Office.

“State law prohibits discrimination in places of "public accommodation," which include restaurants, hotels, theaters and any place that offers services or goods to the general public.

“Schrolucke said he was given an option to settle. But that would have required him and anyone who bought his business to provide interpreters and documents in Spanish, something he said would set a bad precedent for not only his operation but other small businesses.

“It took the Attorney General's Office a year to figure out there had been no civil rights violation and dismiss the case.

“Upset with the whole process, Schrolucke approached Sen. John Huppenthal, R-Chandler, who agreed to sponsor what he called "clarifying language" to the state's civil rights law.

"Nobody should be treated like this," Huppenthal said. "It's a nightmare to go through this. He was drug through the mud by us."

“Walker, who is the litigation chief of the civil rights division, offered his own apology "for what does occasionally end up as state bureaucratic confusion."
Bravo and well done Arizona! Finally, a state that has had it with the nonesense and is actually taking action.

All of which leaves the burning question: How does one say “English Only!” in Spanish?

1 http://azstarnet.com/article_11a21e8d-bb78-5450-839a-1cdf29125f03.html?mode=story

Spread Al Gore's Wealth to Fight Global Warming!

Fantasy-Satire by John W. Lillpop

How completely liberal-hypocritical of Al Gore to fly out to Hollywood a couple of years ago just to accept an Oscar for saving the planet from whatever he was supposed to save it from.

After accepting his statue and preaching "Think Green" to a sinful world, the bloated former Veep then jumped on another jet and zipped back to Nashville, Tennessee.

After arriving in Tennessee, the Global Warming nanny for the planet was probably chauffeured in a stretch limousine to his humble abode.

How humble? How does 20-rooms and eight baths spread out over 10,000 square feet sound?

After losing the election in 2000, Gore apparently still needs a multi-million dollar mansion to soothe his hurt feelings from the shock of being rejected by the electoral college, the only vote that really matters in America.

With the exception of the U.S. Supreme Court vote, that is.

Just 10,000 square feet? I wonder where the Gores put up the servants? With just eight bathrooms to choose from, Al and Tipper probably arm wrestle for the right to use the biggest and best furnished commode first.

My money is on the heavyweight--that would be the lovable Tipper.

After arriving at his mansion, Gore no doubt fired up the furnace to take the chill off those 20 rooms. Before Gore turns on the heat, he is obligated to alert the Tennessee Valley Authority (TVA) and advise of a potential energy drain in Nashville and surrounding states.

With his influence, Gore is able to force TVA into dumping a few non-millionaires off the grid so that his fat-vibrating exercise machines deliver a consistent flow of juice to the huge girth that has become Al Gore.

How expensive is it to heat and cool the Gore mansion? Would you believe $30,000 a year--approximately the amount of energy consumed by twenty "average" American families.

But, hey, we are talking a liberal icon. A man who is entitled to preach conservation and shame the great unwashed masses into carbon-neutral lifestyles while wallowing in reckless self-indulgence.

And why is Al Gore entitled to special treatment?

Because he is a liberal hypocrite who subscribes to the "Do as I say, Not As I Do" motto so prevalent in Democrat politicians these days.

Say what you will about George W. Bush, at least W never even pretended to be humble. He was an arrogant boob right from the get go.

Al Gore has made a career out of pretending to be on the side of the common man while living a most uncommon--and non-carbon neutral--lifestyle.

In a strange twist of irony, the American people may have to rely on Barack Obama to put blow hards like Al Gore in their places.

Obama, it will be remembered, promised to "spread the wealth" from fraud merchants like Al Gore to more deserving folks like Joe the Plumber.

With that communist mindset, one can be sure that President Obama will order the U.S. Marines to seize the Gore mansion and convert it into a homeless shelter.

With Obama in charge, Gore can be ordered to share those eight bathrooms with 5,000 or so street people who urgently need showers and indoor plumbing to boost their sagging self-esteem.

Right, BO?

Another Democrat in Pursuit of High Office Lies About Serving in Vietnam

By John W. Lillpop

In 2004, America rejected Democrat presidential candidate John Kerry for, among other things, lies and exaggerations about his service in Vietnam.

Democrats still fume about the Swift-boating of their “Reporting for Duty” candidate who has repeatedly threatened a law suit to set the record straight, but who has thus far been too busy mooching off Teresa Heinz and working against America in the U.S. Senate to actually take the time to clear his name.

Notwithstanding the vast disparity between the truth and John Kerry’s actual war record, there is ample evidence to support the fact that Kerry did, in fact, serve in Viet Nam, said service earning him military medals which Kerry ultimately tossed over a White House fence to protest America’s involvement in the war.

But at least Kerry was physically in Viet Nam when hostilities were taking place there.

The same apparently can not be said for another Democrat candidate for high public office.

That would be Connecticut Attorney General Richard Blumenthal who is now running for the seat in the U.S. Senate being vacated by (thank God!) Christopher Dodd.

As reported in the New York Times, that renowned mouthpiece for America’s vast right wing conspiracy, Mr. Blumenthal is caught in a gaggle of lies concerning his military service in Viet Nam more than 30 years ago.

An Attorney General with a history of lying? Well, yes, that makes perfect sense for an AG who also happens to be a Democrat!

The story, in part, from the New York Times (1):

At a ceremony honoring veterans and senior citizens who sent presents to soldiers overseas, Attorney General Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut rose and spoke of an earlier time in his life.

“We have learned something important since the days that I served in Vietnam,” Mr. Blumenthal said to the group gathered in Norwalk in March 2008. “And you exemplify it. Whatever we think about the war, whatever we call it — Afghanistan or Iraq — we owe our military men and women unconditional support.”

“There was one problem: Mr. Blumenthal, a Democrat now running for the United States Senate, never served in Vietnam. He obtained at least five military deferments from 1965 to 1970 and took repeated steps that enabled him to avoid going to war, according to records.

“The deferments allowed Mr. Blumenthal to complete his studies at Harvard; pursue a graduate fellowship in England; serve as a special assistant to The Washington Post’s publisher, Katharine Graham; and ultimately take a job in the Nixon White House.”

Five military deferments and repeated steps that enabled him to avoid going to war?

Well, at least Blumenthal was “cunning” in his earlier days; unfortunately, his type of cunning is exactly what Connecticut was counting on to be rid of with Chris Dodd’s departure!


Janet Napolitano’s “Lesson Learned” About Big Government

By John W. Lillpop

As the Gulf oil crisis enters its fourth week of unabated failure through the combined efforts of the Obama administration and BP, at least one Obama bureaucrat has had an ephinany about the limitations of big government.

That would be Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, who, in rare moment of candor, admitted what conservatives have always known:

As a rule, government run by liberals gets in the way and hinders, rather than helps.

OK, so those were not exactly Nappy’s words, or even a reasonable paraphrase.

Still, as reported at politico.com, in part, Napolitano did put a well- deserved ding in the armor of her Marxist boss with these words:

“Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, the first of several cabinet officials scheduled to testify on Capitol Hill this week, admitted the government has “limited capability and expertise” in dealing with such disasters in very deep water.”

That is terrific insight, Madam Secretary! A first for you I do believe!

Odd that a similar conclusion was not reached by the media and leftists during W.’s response to hurricane Katrina!

Perhaps it was that unsightly R next to Bush's name?

Still, your insight is so profound that you must take the initiative and share it with President Obama.

You know that tall, tobacco-addicted fellow in the Oval Office who mistakenly believes that government should be in charge of every aspect of every American’s life including:

*Deciding who should be born and not,

*Deciding when one has made “enough” money and should therefore be forced to spread the wealth by an over-bearing, know it all, Marxist government,

*Deciding when one’s life is no longer worth the costly care and medicine needed to sustain,and on and on.

Please Madam Secretary, share your incredible words of wisdom with your boss and encourage him to get government off the backs of the American people!

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0510/37355.html#ixzz0oEJEfCg2


Where the Bloody Hell Is Diego Fernandez de Cevallos?

Satire by John W. Lillpop

No, Diego Fernandez de Cevallos is NOT an illegal alien squatting in California. He has NOT failed to cash his last two welfare checks, which would send the entire state DNC into a panic what with the June 8 primary election just around the corner.

Illegal aliens, you see, are worth their weight in food stamps to California Democrats, especially on Election Day.

This is so because most citizens capable of sustained breathing no longer vote for Democrats, which leaves the ugly task of electing Marxists to the brain dead, the physically dead, convicted felons, and non-English speaking illegal aliens who ALWAYS vote Democratic!

However, the case of Diego Fernandez de Cevallos is quite different because, and get this, the aforementioned is a former presidential candidate in the failed state of Mexico!

As reported at Yahoo.news, in part, at (1), Mexican authorities suspect kidnapping:

“MEXICO CITY – A former Mexican presidential candidate who has remained a power broker in the ruling party was missing amid signs of violence, the federal Attorney General's Office said Saturday.

“Prosecutors said that the car of Diego Fernandez de Cevallos was found near his ranch in the central state of Queretaro. It said some of his belongings were found inside the car as well as unspecified "signs of violence."

“The Mexican newspaper El Universal reported that federal sources said Fernandez de Cevallos had been kidnapped, but a federal prosecutor's spokeswoman said she could not confirm that."

A former presidential candidate kidnapped?

Imagine what would happen in America if Al Gore had been kidnapped? Or what if bandits had physically “Swift Boated” John Kerry after the 2004 election?

Yes, yes, of course the global warming farce would have never gotten this far and the U.S. Senate would be a nobler institution.

Other than the positive benefits that would accrue to our economy, culture, and Democracy with Gore and Kerry in the clutches of wild-eyed renegades not directly associated with the DNC, just who would give a damn if these two over-the-hill Marxists were sequestered in a cave somewhere in Pakistan in the same neighborhood as Osama bin Laden?


But back to the times and travails of Fernandez de Cevallos. Is it not peculiar that his disappearance comes at the same time that Mexican President Calderon is scheduled to visit the White House for a state dinner?

Is there a connection? Perhaps there is a grand conspiracy to rip off America even more, with President Obama acting as a mole on behalf of Mexico?

Whatever; here is a common-sense solution that Obama should seriously consider:

Tell President Calderon that Fernandez de Cevallos is being held prisoner by a terrorist group in Arizona, said group commonly known as the state police, pending verification of his papers, in accordance with the provisions of SB 1070.

Further inform President Calderon that Fernandez de Cevallos will be released upon posting of a trillion-dollar bail (American money only), or for the munificent sum of $1.00 provided that the Mexican government provides one-way tickets back to Mexico for 12-26 million illegal aliens!

Like my theology professor once said, “You can negotiate anything!”



Can America’s “Melting Pot” Survive Machete?

By John W. Lillpop

Can America’s “Melting Pot” Survive Machete?

In recent years, the debate over illegal immigration has devolved into a volatile, gut-wrenching exchange of heated rhetoric and accusations, all of which has left Americans bitterly divided and on the brink of far worse than spirited disagreement.

Although the willful violation of U.S. borders and immigration laws has been a major problem in border states like Arizona, California and Texas for decades, it is only recently that folks in Georgia, New Jersey and other locales have been roused into a comprehensive understanding of the economic, social, cultural, and homeland security devastation brought by invaders from Mexico and points further south.

As far back as 1994, California passed (by nearly a 2-1 margin) sweeping legislation, lovingly known as Proposition 187, to deny public services to illegal aliens, only to be sabotaged by a leftist judge and even goofier Governor Davis who went out of his way to subvert the will of the people.

Things have changed dramatically since 1994!

U.S. citizens from coast-to-coast are now demanding that American borders, sovereignty, and rule of law be enforced.

So dramatic is the change that President Obama and his Marxist pals in Congress have all but abandoned “reform,” understood to mean amnesty, in this mid-term election year.

This great awakening of the citizenry has led to powerful legislation, long overdue, to fight back against illegal invaders. This includes Arizona’s common-sense law, SB 1070, which merely mirrors federal law and which is necessary only because President Obama refuses to fulfill his constitutional obligation to defend Americans from foreign invasions.

Although not specifically about illegal aliens, the recent disruptions surrounding Cinco de Mayo day are further evidence of the fact that America’s hallowed “melting pot” is boiling over with rancor, racism, and resentment.

Illegal aliens made headlines recently with a vile threat to use “axes and shovels” in order to murder American citizens so audacious as to call for enforcement of the law.

That was bad enough.

However, the illegal immigration wars may be stoked into complete anarchy by a film titled Machete‘, which may inflict a fatal blow to the old American melting pot, once and for all.

As reported in Reference 1, in part:

“Machete‘ has fallen into controversy, and it’s still months away from its September release. 20th Century Fox, which won a ‘bidding war’ to distribute the film, pulled Rodriguez’ fiery “Illegal” trailer from the web shortly after its special “Cinco de Mayo” message created a storm of controversy and fueled attacks, including one from its sister subsidiary Fox News.”

“According to Fox news, Machete director Robert Rodriguez declares war on Arizona with a "special Cinco De Mayo message" in the wake of the state's controversial illegal immigration law.

That message is: "They just f---ed with the wrong Mexican."

If he had any cajoles or common sense, President Barack Obama would counter Rodriquez’ profanity by standing up to Mexican President Calderon on May 19 with the following words about Mexico’s invasion of America:

“Mr. Calderon, Mexico is f---king with the wrong nation!”



Nancy Pelosi’s Sermon from the Mount of Hypocrisy

By John W. Lillpop

Speaker Nancy Pelosi is a fierce defender of the constitutional separation of church and state. Except, that is, when it comes to promoting issues and positions favored by the Democrat party

Pelosi’s latest mind-boggling hypocrisy concerns illegal immigration, which Pelosi believes should be a high priority for Catholic clergy.

As reported in the media, Pelosi said the following, in part:

“I would hope that there’s one thing that we can do working together as we go forward that speaks to what the Bible tells us about the dignity and worth of every person -- and that is on the subject of immigration,” Pelosi said in her remarks. “Because I think the Church is going to have to play a very major role in how we, in how people are treated.”

“The cardinals, the archbishops, the bishops that come to me and say, ‘We want you to pass immigration reform,’” disclosed Pelosi. “And I say, ‘But I want you to speak about it from the pulpit.'

“I want you to instruct your, whatever the communication is -- the people, some of them, oppose immigration reform are sitting in those pews and you have to tell them that this is a ‘manifestation of our living the gospels,’” said Pelosi. “Our patron saint of San Francisco, St. Francis of Assisi, he said, ‘preach the gospel --sometimes use words.’ We need the words to be said because it isn’t being picked up automatically.”

INSTRUCT, Madam Speaker? Is it really a legitimate role of clergy to tell parishioners what to think and believe?

If so, what about gay marriage and abortion, behaviors which Pope Benedict XVI called some of the most "insidious and dangerous" threats facing the world today,” at reference1?

Is it your position that cardinals, archbishops, and the bishops should “instruct” parishioners against those “insidious and dangerous" threats, Madam Speaker?

I thought not.


Post Script to May 19 Open Letter to Mexican President Calderon

Satire by John W. Lillpop

May 19, 2010

Dear President Calderon:

In my haste to bring you the great news about the millions of undocumented boomers that will soon bless Mexico, I neglected to wish you and your good lady a pleasant and fulfilling visit to the United States.

To begin with, please accept the sincere apologies of the American people in advance for the likely rudeness with which you will be greeted by President Obama and Michelle.

Both are well meaning, I suppose; however, both attended a finishing school in Chicago that was burned down by anarchists before the two were properly trained in elitist protocol and manners when it comes to entertaining allies.

Consequently, we recommend that you limit your visit to attending the state dinner planned in your honor and to the obligatory shake-down of the U.S. Treasury, which will be coordinated by Tim Geithner, our tax-evading Treasury Secretary.

Limiting your time in this fashion will obviously leave you and Mrs. Calderon with a good deal of time to fill before you return to Mexico.

Fret not, Mr. President!

May is an enchanting time of the year in America, particularly in the South West,and most especially in the great state of Arizona!

May we suggest that you and your lady plan to spend at least two full days in Arizona?

Arizona will feel just like home, Mr. President, because the basketball team there is called 'Los Suns', which is a tribute to Spanish-speaking dudes with papers!

Moreover, because of your status as a world leader, Mr. President, Arizona recently passed a law that authorizes law enforcement to query certain individuals that appear as though they might be in America illegally, a situation that obviously could never apply to you and Mrs. Calderon.

Thus, we advise you to leave your “papers” with Barack who actually needs authorizing papers himself.

Good luck and Ole~, President Calderon!

John Lillpop
San Hose, California


Open Letter to Mexican President Felipe Calderon


Satire by John W. Lillpop

On May 19, Mexican President Calderon will attend a state dinner at the White House hosted by President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama.

President Obama has been asked to present the following letter to President Calderon when they meet

May 19, 2010

Dear President Calderon:

As you are no doubt aware, America the Great is quickly becoming America the Gray. The so-called "boomer" generation, comprised of scores of millions of formerly productive Americans, will soon reach retirement age.

As they age, U.S. boomers yearn for a less frantic pace---and a lifestyle that allows one to pause and smell the roses now and again.

In other words, boomers are looking for the "Good Life" which is supposed to accrue to those who work 45 years, pay ungodly amounts in taxes, raise a family, put children through college, and baby-sit the grandchildren.

Unfortunately, the United States is no longer hospitable to graying citizens, especially now that quality health care for seniors has been all but eviscerated by the phenomenon known as ObamaCare, which holds that anyone over 45 is a greater threat to America than an Al-Quaeda sleeper cell.

As a result of these oppressive, Marxist changes, boomers have decided to move to your Mexico.

We know that the Mexican government is a strong supporter of open borders and liberal immigration policies, as least with respect to migrations from Mexico to America. Accordingly, U.S. boomers anticipate that our needs and wishes will be fully accommodated with minimal interference and bureaucratic hassle.

In plain English, we expect to be treated like upscale Mexican citizens, with all the perks and advantages attendant thereto.

Incidentally, we prefer to be called "undocumented boomers."

President Calderon, I am delighted to announce that scores of millions of undocumented boomers are headed to Mexico!

Viva America!

Current plans call for about 500,000 of us to cross the border into Mexico each month, starting July 4, 2010.

As with any complex transition, there are several "ground rules" that must be followed in order to make this transfer of wealth seamless.

Accordingly, your attention is directed to the following items:

1. Mexican sovereignty, borders, and immigration laws are essentially null and void with respect to us, the undocumented boomers.

Please advise your authorities that no attempt should be made to enforce said restrictions on good hearted, formerly hard- working Americans.

2. Undocumented boomers are to receive unlimited education, food, housing, legal assistance, and geriatric care on demand, the cost of which is to be borne solely by Mexican taxpayers.

3. Mexican hospitals, medical clinics, and emergency rooms shall be obligated to meet the medical needs of all undocumented boomers, without regard to ability to pay.

This obligation shall not be limited or restricted in any way because of any real or imagined negative impact on Mexico's medical systems, including the loss of vital services to Mexican citizens.

4. Although we are not obligated to pay for medical services received, we are entitled to send $50-100 billion back to the United States each year. The Mexican government will actively facilitate such transfers of funds to our loved ones in America.

5. English is the only language used by undocumented boomers; we have no desire or obligation to learn Spanish.

6. America's historic free speech, free love, and anti-war revolutions originated with activists in the boomer generation.

In keeping with our tradition of aggressive activism, from time to time it may be necessary for millions of us to take over the streets of Mexico's large cities in order to protest proposed new laws when our "rights" are in jeopardy.

During such protests, we will wave Old Glory and scream "Yes, we can!" and "We are Mexico!" in English, as we protest the rule of Mexican law.

All such activities are valid free speech expressions in a thriving Democracy. As a consequence, the Mexican government is to take no action to limit or impede our protests.

7. We Americans celebrate the 4th of July to commemorate our independence, and prefer to conduct business as normal on May 5 and September 16. Anyone who flies the Mexican flag on July 4 is guilty of an “incendiary” act, which disrespects American culture and tradition and which may cause us to riot or engage in other large scale civil disobedience.

8. Undocumented boomers shall be licensed to drive without regard to immigration status. All driver instruction and testing materials shall be in English.

9. Blood relatives of undocumented boomers shall be eligible for the same reduced tuition rates offered to Mexican citizens. Immersion for the purpose of teaching Spanish is a failed concept and shall not even be attempted.

10. Undocumented boomers shall be eligible to vote in Mexican elections without any requirement to prove identity.

11. Grandchildren of undocumented boomers born in Mexico shall be Mexican citizens by virtue of their birth, regardless of the immigration status of their parents and grand parents, and

12. We are generally quite sensitive and easily offended. Therefore, Mexicans shall refrain from using terms like "illegal alien," "Red Neck," "Cracker," or "Gringo" when addressing or talking about us.

In closing, Mr. President, let me assure you that we will attempt to do for Mexico what 38 million Mexican illegal aliens are currently doing to America!

With best regards and wishes for a diverse and free Mexico!

John Lillpop
San Hose, California