Is W. REALLY to Blame for ACORN Voter Fraud?

Satire by John W. Lillpop

You do remember George W. Bush, right?

He's that yahoo from Texas who is responsible for the economic depression that Barack Obama saved us from.

W. started wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, mucked up the works in North Korea, Iran, and Venezuela and is personally responsible for 5,000 years of enmity between the Palestinians and the Jews of Israel.

W. took a nation with a zero budget deficit under Bill Clinton and converted it into a veritable ATM machine for Donald Rumsfeld and other right-wing nut balls at the Pentagon to use at their sole discretion for staging wars, rumors of war, and other Armageddon scenarios needed to prop up a depressed defense industry after eight years of "girlie peace" under Slick.

W. lied about Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq in order to get the likes of Hillary Clinton, Tom Daschle, and John Kerry to approve of his Iraq scheme.

W. did so believing that Democrats and the American people were so in love with him that they would not be disturbed to learn three months after the invasion began that there were, in fact, no WMD and that Saddam Hussein was no more of a threat to America than a live Michael Jackson concert.

It was also W. ,with his Texas BBQ and SUV arrogance, who brought about global warming and all of the evil side effects thereof to America.

Had it not been for W., Category Five hurricanes would have been wiped out years ago.

By the way, have you noticed that there have been no--repeat NO!--Katrina-like storms since W. left office? Proof positive that the guy with the mangled tongue was pure evil.

It was W. who overreacted when nineteen Saudi Arabian kids took a few jumbo jets on a joy ride that crisp September 11 morning, accidentally knocking over the Twin Towers and almost wiping out the Pentagon.

Cooler heads would have opened talks with Osama bin Laden and the Islamofascists, rather than declaring war on all of Islam as W. did.

In fact, W. has such a badly flawed legacy that one wonders why Obama has not declared that the ACORN kerfuffel is yet another "inherited" mess left by Bush?

What's that you say? Obama is now claiming that because of the terrible shape that America was in because of W., that it was necessary to resort to extreme measures, including ACORN fraud, to bring about change?

No doubt W. also left that pack of Pall Mall cigarettes in the left hand drawer of the Oval Office desk just to tempt Obama, right?

Thank goodness we finally have a president who understands the importance of taking personal responsibility!

Defending American Sovereignty and Culture Is NOT Racist

By John W. Lillpop

Contrary to the perception of editorial writers at great newspapers like the New York Tiimes, defending American sovereignty is not a expression of racist hatred. In fact, it (defending America) is essential if this republic is to survive.

Acting in the best interests of America means, among other things, preventing further invasions from third world illegal aliens. It also means deporting those already here.

Please save the teary sob stories and lamentations for the poor Mexican migrants who come to America only for a better life. In fact, there are upwards of 38 million of these conniving criminals in America right now.

Most illegal aliens from Mexico fit the following profile, written in the first person for clarity:

"My name is Pedro Ignacio Garcia. My wife and I came to America by crossing the border in Arizona on January 2, 2002. We had to sneak across the border into America because the U.S. immigration system is broken, at least that is what the Mexican government told us.

"Mexican officials told us to have as many children as possible as soon as possible once we got settled in America. We have had six children since; all of whom are American citizens that we are counting on to keep the U.S. government from sending my wife and I back to Mexico. We had planned to come to America in 2003, but we found that my wife was pregnant so we came in 2002 so that the triplets would be born in America.

"We came to America because we heard your president and Democrats in Congress say many nice things about Mexicans who come to America illegally.

"One of the major attractions for us is your excellent system that provides free medical service, especially since I have no health insurance for myself or family. We are very concerned that some hospitals are closing because of the costs of serving poor people like us. We believe that the health insurance premiums for Americans should be increased to cover poor people from Mexico.

"I am very proud of my Mexican heritage and love Spanish, the language of love. I believe that learning English is a waste of time so I do not bother. We have demanded that the public schools teach our children in Spanish. Who needs English?

"We proudly fly the Mexican flag in remembrance of the fact that much of the land that is America was stolen from Mexico. Our children are being taught that retaking that land for Mexico is what God wants us to do.

"I am a potential carrier of deadly strains of tuberculosis and other diseases eradicated in the modern world 75 years ago, but which are still rampant in my beloved Mexico. That is why American citizens need to make sure me and my family receive the very best in medical care.

"I do not pay no stinkin' income taxes to any local, state or federal government. How else could I afford to work for wages that allow me to take jobs from American citizens?

"Our family is on welfare and food stamps even though we are not eligible. We have fake IDs that say we are legal, and we have fake social security numbers to prove it.

"We are saving our pesos to buy a big, beautiful home. But we are worried about the loan credit crisis now threatening to make credit inaccessible to illegal aliens. As with health insurance, we believe the solution is simple: Increase the interest rates paid by American citizens to cover the risk associated with lending to illegal aliens from Mexico.

"We hear that white people want to secure the U.S. borders to keep terrorists out. Phooey! Why would we Mexicans do harm to the land of free tacos, education, health care, food, and housing?

"God bless Mexico and the stupid American gringos who want to hand the United States over to illegal aliens!"

Questions: Why should America allow another 38 million Pedro Garcias into our great nation, and why are people like Pedo and his family not rounded up and deported immediately?

Who's Hsu of Hillary Fundraising Fraud Fame Sent to Slammer

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Poor Hillary Rodham Clinton. Just when it looked as though there was a glimmer of hope that she might someday become president owing to Barack Obama's stumble butting, old pal Norman Hsu got himself sentenced to 24 years in prison for campaign fraud.

Without professional fraud merchants like Hsu on her side, there is no way Hillary can raise the money it will take to stab Obama in the back and steal the 2012 Presidential nomination out from under him.

As reported at Yahoonews.com, in part:

"Former Democratic fundraiser Norman Hsu was sentenced Tuesday to more than 24 years in prison by a judge who accused him of funding his fraud by manipulating the political process in a way that 'strikes at the very core of our democracy.'

"U.S. District Judge Victor Marrero sentenced the 58-year-old Hsu, who raised money for Hillary Rodham Clinton and others, to 20 years in prison for his guilty plea to fraud charges and another four years and four months in prison for his conviction at trial for breaking campaign finance laws.

"In a lengthy criticism of Hsu's fraud, the judge said the former fundraiser used political contributions to win respect and impress investors as he committed campaign finance fraud.

'Mr. Hsu's disgraceful use of political campaigns to perpetuate his Ponzi schemes, as well as his acts of campaign finance fraud, strikes at the very core of our democracy,' Marrero said.
"The judge said Hsu stole more than $50 million from hundreds of investors in a 10-year Ponzi scheme by winning their confidence with his pristine reputation and friendly nature, a two-faced quality the judge noted was common among certain white collar criminals.

"He described Hsu as a wolf in sheep's clothing. He said his 'conniving use of the political process to fund his fraud made his crimes much more sinister and reprehensible.'

"Before he was sentenced, Hsu apologized.

"His donations became an embarrassment for Clinton's presidential campaign. His arrest led Clinton to return more than $800,000 to donors linked to him."

So where in the hell was Hillary Rodham when her pal needed her the most?

No one is certain, although speculation was rampant that she was meeting with senior advisors to determine the practicality of suspending her presidential aspirations until 2034, the year after Hsu is to be released and the earliest he would be available to resume election fraud on her behalf.

Hillary supporters point out that she would be only 85 years old and would probably not have Slick around to muck up her campaign by then.

Another staff member commented "off the record" that by 2034 the American people would probably be over the "Must elect a black hysteria," which should improve Hillary's chances even more.

BREAKING NEWS Worth Celebrating!

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Why is the news so dreary and mournful these days? Pray, dear Lord, deliver unto us headlines like the following:

Obama Admits Birther Ineligibility; Resigns Effective Immediately

20 Million Illegal Aliens Voluntarily Head Back to Mexico Due to Guilt Over Displacing American Workers

100 Top Wall Street Bankers Arrested for "Bail Out" Scam; Funds, Plus Interest, Returned to U.S. Treasury

Kenya Denies Asylum to Deposed President Obama

Vaccine for Curing Gayness Announced: Barney Frank Accepts Jesus, Switches Party Affiliation to GOP

Income Tax, Abortion, and Affirmative Action Ruled Unconstitutional

Nancy Pelosi's Head x-rayed: Nothing Found!

Democratic Congress Rejects Health Care Reform: Too Costly and Intrusive Expansion of Government

Government of Mexico Rejects Latest Foreign Aid from U.S., Will No Longer Accept Hand Outs

Supreme Court Rules That Labor Unions Violate Anti-trust Laws, Must Be Dismantled

Chevron, BP, and Shell Admit "Huge Glut" of Oil Reserves; Slash Gasoline Prices to $1.00 a Gallon

English as Official Language Passes Both Chambers of Congress: All Hispanic Members Vote Nada

450 Death Row Inmates in California Prisons Executed Simultaneously to Ease Budget Crunch

Report: Spinach Can Cause Brain Cancer. Cure Possible By Eating Huge Number of Snickers Bars

United Nations Praises Israel for Acting Responsibly By Defending Itself

Matt Drudge Buys CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and NBC: Appoints Sarah Palin Director of Human Resources

Box Office Failure of anti-capitalism Movie Drives Michael Moore into Bankruptcy

Roman Polanski Pardoned by Obama: Urged to Run for Governor of New York

Keith Olbermann Arrested For Impersonating Journalist

And that is the way it should be, ladies and gentlemen!


An Emmy in Barack's Future?

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Ever wonder why President Obama spends so much more time on television than he does working on world problems in the Oval Office?

Just what is it about an innocent "ON THE AIR" camera light that causes the president to break out in feigned smiles accompanied by a furious sweat?

From Jay Leno to Dave Letterman, to the Sunday news shows, to weekly press conferences, this president has brought the presidency down to the level of the average working man and woman.

Which has those average folks peeved as they miss out of Jeopardy, American Idol, and other intelligent programming in order to be fed the same old lies and propaganda from our Marxist-in-chief.

Why does a seasoned politician like Obama risk over exposure with his incessant hogging of the nation's television airwaves?

Unreliable sources tell this reporter that it has to do with a huge communications kerfuffel originating within Obama's Kingdom.

Apparently, some well-intentioned, but toxically naive, mid-level bureaucrat (Joe Biden name has been mentioned) misled Obama into believing that adding an Emmy Award to his trophy case would almost guarantee that the president's approval ratings would do a sharp turn around toward positive territory. In time.

According to sources, ever since Biden's gaffe, Obama spends 12-14 hours a day looking for ways to make an impression on national television.

So far, the new strategy seems to be paying off. For example, insiders tell us that the president's disapproval ratings did not jump nearly as much as expected in August!

Critics say that is because of the presidential vacation; advocates point out that Obama spent much of his vacation trying to use Ted Kennedy's untimely death to breathe life into ObamaCare on national television.

Which explains the "Yes We Can!" decal on Kennedy's casket during Obama's nationally televised eulogy for the Fallen Senator.

Back in the "good old days," say, 2001, it was considered unseemly for a sitting president to appear on 60 Minutes or any of the other Sunday hot spots.

Barack Obama, on the other hand, has met the television challenge head on, wavering only when asked to do a stint on "To Tell the Truth" that, according to presidential spokesman Robert Gibbs, "has the stench of a right-wing conspiracy."

Still, we wish Obama the greatest success in his television career. Lord knows he is going to need a job--hopefully, sooner rather than later!

And a reminder to the American people seems appropriate at this time: Wouldn't it have been less expensive and easier to have elected, say, Eddie Murphy as president if America were seeking entertainment rather than responsible governance?

Of Chicago, the Olympics, and America in 2016

Satire by John W. Lillpop

President Obama has once again made it perfectly clear why this White House gig is just not working out. At least not for the American people.

Under Barack Obama, the national unemployment rate is close to 10 percent; the national deficit is nine trillion dollars and counting; in some quarters, the dollar is being used to line bird cages; the housing market is bracing for Phase 2 of the Great Mortgage Meltdown as millions of "Option Arm" loans are due to be reset; China and other nations who fund Obama's messes are growing weary of the mindless spending; Congress is considering ObamaCare which will another 1.3 trillion to the national debt; climate change legislation would turn the sky green, green with another couple of trillion worthless dollar bills, that is.

On top of everything else, this president wants amnesty for 20 million uneducated, non-English speaking aliens who have invaded our nation and who cost American taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars each year.

Add the international crises in Iran, North Korea, Honduras, and Venezuela, the Israel-Palestinian juggernaut in the Middle East, and the ugly sight of quagmire from Afghanistan to Obama's plate and you have got a To Do list only a Type A could love.

Its a Type A mania festival when that Type A happens to be Barack Obama, who has decided that getting the 2016 Olympics in Chicago is an urgent priority for the President of the United States.

So much so that Obama plans to visit Denmark personally to pitch the Windy City as the best venue for the 2016 Olympics.

A cursory key word check of the United States Constitution failed to turn up a match for "President as Olympic Games Salesman for Chicago" as a vital responsibility for the individual designated as Commander-in-chief, a role that Obama has chosen to ignore in Afghanistan.

Still, there is reason for optimism and hope for 2016.

Specifically, by then Obama will have been out of elective office for at least four years assuming his is not impeached before 2012.

The economy will have recovered by then, provided the American people elect a Republican Congress in 2010, a conservative president in 2012 supported and buoyed by a conservative Congress.

And, provided that Obama's appeasement policies are nixed in time, Israel will still be a viable sovereign state in the Middle East, Iran will be nuclear-free and humbled, North Korea will be declawed.

If all goes well, America will once again be the most hated--and respected--nation in the world!


Time for a Spanish Language Usage Tax?

By John W. Lillpop

Hispanics are a "overly served" demographic group that costs American taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars each year to create and issue all manner of government information, election ballots, driver's license testing, etc. in the foreign language known as Spanish.

Go to any municipal court in California, for example, and you will almost always find a Spanish translator at the ready to tell Jose that he is in deep dodo for yet another domestic violence incident alleged by his spouse.

Jose should be told in simple Spanish: El drunko no es bueno, loco dude! Adios!

Unfortunately, Jose will probably be defended by a Spanish- speaking attorney at taxpayer expense.

California's election ballots are at least twice as costly as need be because the state wastes time and money producing Spanish versions.

Reasonable proposals to curtail and reverse illegal immigration are bitterly contested by La Raza and other Hispanic advocacy groups whose sole objective is to increase the number of Hispanics in America.

Hispanic extremists care not one whit for what is best for America as long as the race is pandered to and fed, housed, educated, and provided medical care, regardless of whether or not the individuals involved are here legally or not.

Truth be told, this is really racial profiling on steroids.

The result is an unfair, disproportionate, and unconstitutional undermining of America's language and culture paid for by American taxpayers.

This must not stand!

My proposal: All people with Hispanic surnames should be assessed a fifteen- percent Spanish Language Utility Tax to cover the added burden that some Hispanics bring to American taxpayers.

And why not?

If government can discriminate against people who are successful and prosperous (rich) and who, by the way, already pay most of the taxes in America, why shouldn't government impose higher taxes on who cost this nation hundreds of billions of dollars each year because of their language deficiency?

Are you listening, President Obama? This may be a breakthrough idea to tame the trillion dollar deficits you are creating.

Spanish Language Utility Tax! America needs it now!


Liberalism and Hypocrisy Joined at the Hip!

By John W. Lillpop

Anyone doubting the hypocrisy of liberals should consider the following:

* Execution of a convicted killer is cruel, unusual & barbaric; whereas a woman’s right to abort the life of an innocent child is inalienable;

* Starving a helpless victim like Terri Schaivo to death is acceptable; but using lethal injection to end the life of a brutal killer is not;

* Discrimination based on race or gender is wrong. Except when waged against Caucasian men, in which case it is mandated by law & called Affirmative Action;

* Invading a foreign nation is wrong, except when aliens from Mexico invade America;

* Democrats are the only hope for American families and labor. In order to believe that, one must ignore the fact that liberals support the influx of millions of illegal aliens who work for lower wages and without benefits, thereby driving down the standard of living for "average" American citizens;

* Outsourcing of American jobs offshore is driven by immoral corporate greed. By contrast, open borders and amnesty are acceptable because the majority of illegal aliens are future Democrats;

* Huge profits are obscene and un-American, except when enjoyed by George Soros, Oprah Winfrey, and other liberals;

* Conservatives who seek to preserve American culture are bigoted hate mongers, whereas new immigrants must be allowed to maintain and celebrate their cultural heritage at all costs;

* The traditional American family consisting of one man and one woman and their offspring is just one of several possible arrangements, all of which are equally moral and acceptable. In addition, marriage is no longer necessary to sanctify man-woman relationships.

* Although the institution of marriage is no longer vital to heterosexual partners, it is absolutely essential that same-sex couples be allowed to marry as if they were straight. To do otherwise is to deny gay couples equality and fairness and is clearly unconstitutional.

* Burning Old Glory is protected free speech, whereas expression of conservative values by people like Rush Limbaugh is unacceptable hate speech and should be subjected to "fairness" controls;

* Freedom of speech must never be quashed, except for criticism directed at minorities and other constituencies of the Democrat party;

* Tax cuts are wrong when returned to people who actually paid taxes, but perfectly fine when sent to those who paid none;

* Skyrocketing gasoline prices devastate working American families, but protecting wild life is a greater priority;

* Anyone who supports English as the official American language is a racist. But those who prefer Spanish and other foreign languages are justified because "diversity is our greatest strength;"

* Blocking the sale of port security to the UAE was necessary to protect homeland security, but securing the border with Mexico is wrong because it would “scapegoat” Hispanics;

* Illegal aliens should be licensed to drive--to avoid breaking the law by driving illegally;

* Symbols of Christianity must be kept out of public view so as to offend no one, whereas Islam must be openly promoted in the name of religious awareness and tolerance;

* Businesses are oppressive institutions that must not be allowed to become too large and powerful. By contrast, government creates wealth & happiness and should be expanded whenever possible;

* Military force must never be used, except when needed to advance interests not vital to the United States, or to obscure a Democrat president’s sexual misconduct in the Oval Office.

Think about it-- Are you enough of a hypocrite to be a liberal?

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Barack Obama: Muddled or Malicious?

By John W. Lillpop

The president of the United States is supposed to represent the interests of American citizens, first and foremost. However, President Obama's behavior to date suggests that he is not particularly interested in being overly American.

Consider, please, some of Obama's more contradictory and harmful actions:

America's image abroad:

Speak ill of US leaders and olicies on foreign soil whenever

Continuing terror threat:

Dismantle measures that have kept America safe

Treatment of terrorists
Captured on Battlefield

Read them their Miranda rights and do nothing smacking of torture even if millions of American lives are at stake

Preservation of Voter

One word: ACORN

Health care crisis:

Add millions of illegal aliens to mix

Soaring federal deficit:

Spend trillions more on unneeded programs

Relationships with allies:

Shun in favor of Castro, Chavez, and other communist dictators

Threat of nuclear Iran:

Cancel missile shield defenses

Unstable, violent world:

Reduce defense budget

Out of control
illegal immigration:

Cut number of border patrol agents

Racial tensions:

Aggravate by calling white police "stupid"


Hire 37 czars, accountable to no one,
and whose members include the likes of Van Jones

Clearly, Barack Obama has a badly skewed vision of the world and America's role therein. He is among the most anti-American leaders in power.

Obama must be stopped by removing the Democrat party from power in the mid-term elections in 2010.


France's Top Frog Zings America's Lame Duck

Satire by John W. Lillpop

As President of the United States, you know that your charisma and charm are on the wane when a French president has the cojones to take you on in a public setting.

Yet that is precisely what French President Sarkozy did to America's lame and naive duck, the man who has grown way too big for his own britches, that being our very own President Barack Obama.

As reported at biggovernment.com, in part (+):

"Sarkozy’s remarks were, well, remarkable:

“President Obama dreams of a world without weapons … but right in front of us two countries are doing the exact opposite.

“Iran since 2005 has flouted five Security Council resolutions. North Korea has been defying council resolutions since 1993.

“I support the extended hand of the Americans, but what good has proposals for dialogue brought the international community? More uranium enrichment and declarations by the leaders of Iran to wipe a UN member state off the map,” he continued, referring to Israel.

The sharp-tongued French leader even implied that Mr Obama’s resolution 1887 had used up valuable diplomatic energy.

“If we have courage to impose sanctions together it will lend viability to our commitment to reduce our own weapons and to making a world without nuke weapons,” he said."

"Mr Sarkozy has previously called the US president’s disarmament crusade 'naive.'"

Well said, Mr. Frog, even if your critical arrow was directed at an American. To be truthful, Obama deserves to hear the truth more, especially from the liberal U.S. media!


San Francisco Giants: From Summer Boom to Fall Swoon

By John W. Lillpop

When the regular season for major league baseball ends next weekend, the San Francisco Giants will, for the 51st consecutive year, fail to bring a World Series championship to the City.

Despite boasting baseball legends like Barry Bonds, Willie Mays, Juan Marichal, Willie McCovey, Orlando Cepeda, Gaylord Perry and scores of other very gifted baseball stars over the decades, the San Francisco Giants have never been world champions. NEVER.

With all of that talent going for them, one wonders why? How is it that this franchise has never hoisted a World Series flag or supped on champagne reserved for champions?

Speculation: San Francisco is so inundated with wrong-minded liberals that the baseball gods have rightly decided to keep the coveted World Series crown from falling into the wrong hands.

Thus, the Giants greatest need is not for a power hitter to bat clean up or another Tim Lincecum in the starting rotation.

Rather, the Giants need to disassociate the club from the likes of Gavin Newsom, Nancy Pelosi, and other liberal nut balls who occupy San Francisco.

Only then will the Giants have a shot at the glory found in the winner's circle.

Gearing up for 2010: ACORN Activates Voter Fraud Network

ACORN Worker Searches for More Omaba Votes!

Burning Satire By John Lillpop

Contrary to earlier, false reports the bodies and remains of 27 dearly departed at a east coast Memorial Chapel were NOT evicted by the property owners.

In fact, it has been determined that the dead were actually stolen by Team Obama ACORN workers who intend to use their names, addresses, and social security numbers in order to register for the 2010 midterm elections.

Its all a part of the aggressive "Get out the Vote" campaign put in place by Barack Obama, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, and other voter fraud specialists.

The objective is to register enough dead people to offset the tsunami of anti-Obama fever that has Democrats alarmed about their prospects for holding on to Congress next year.

Other DNC "Get out the Vote" initiatives include registration drives in so-called Sanctuary cities where illegal aliens prosper, and in Northern provinces of Mexico itself.

ACORN is looking for Spanish-speaking volunteers to travel to Mexico to register citizens (of Mexico!) for Obama.

Finally, Team Obama has dispatched ACORN voter fraud experts to Hospices all around the nation in a last ditch attempt to secure at least 90 percent of the dead, and or nearly dead, people of color demographic!

Reaction by the GOP was swift and vocal: Said a RNC spokesperson, "this sort of voter fraud really burns my ass!"

Well said!


New American Truth: White Men Can't Jump, Black Men Can't Govern!

Satire by John W. Lillpop

In the 1992 movie titled, "White Men Can't Jump" the assumption that white men lack the athleticism of their black brethren when it comes to basketball was the basis for a very entertaining and funny film.

Seventeen years later, America has elected the first African-American as president. Although Barack Obama has only been in office for slightly over eight months, his record of incompetence, poor judgment, and lousy associates have already rendered him a failure and the earliest lame duck in U.S. history.

In both foreign and domestic matters, this president has failed to inspire or lead, and has refused to get out of the way so that those whom can lead are able to do so.

Even left wing nut ball Ralph Nader sees through the Obama charade, reportedly referring to the Fallen Messiah as "Weak. Waffling, wavering, ambiguous and overwhelmingly concessionary." *

To which we would add secretive, insecure, paranoid, truth-adverse, and just a real commie stinker!

All of which means there is a fundamental new truth in America, one brought about by the elevation of a bright and articulate African-American to a position of responsibility beyond his abilities.

The new truth: White Men Can't Jump, Black Men Can't Govern!



Did They Elect an U.S. President or UN Ambassador?

By John W. Lillpop

November 4, 2008 seems so very long ago, and yet given the behavior of one Barack Obama, one must ask: Just what in the hell were 69 million Americans thinking when they voted for this man?

Radio talk show host and writer John Ziegler provides an excellent insight into the mindset of those who voted for Obama in his documentary,"Media Malpractice" * in which the wholesale and disgusting ignorance of Obama voters is exposed.

Still, one wonders what is it that they thought they were voting for?

When you punched a hole next to Obama on your ballot, madam, were you intending to cast a vote for what used to be the most respected and powerful position is the world, that of United States president?

Or were you meaning to send a person of color to represent America in that din of inequity known as the United Nations where snakes, whore mongers and anti-American thugs congregate to demand more money from the U.S. Treasury while blasting America as the most anti-peace, hostile nation on the globe?

Regardless of what voters intended, Barack Obama has decided that his victory included a "mandate" to make America subservient to the UN.

Which is why our Marxist president abandoned his post in the Oval Office in order to heap praise and glory on the most corrupt institution on American soil, excepting only DNC headquarters.

With the "good war" in Afghanistan turning very bad on his watch, with the economy lying in ruins because of his "stimulus" failures. with Homeland Security disassembled in order to placate a few left wing extremists, with the national debt completely out of control, and with illegal aliens threatening to further destroy American language and culture, just how is that Obama saw fit to waste a full day in the same building where renegades like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Muammar Gaddafi were welcome?

And who is the comedian on Obama's speech writing staff whom wrote the line urging the UN to be less anti-American?

How in the hell can the man who is the most anti-American leader on the planet lecture anyone about toning down anti-US rhetoric with any degree of sincerity?

It is nearly as ludicrous as Obama lecturing against the evils of tobacco and the cigarette industry while sneaking a puff on an unfiltered Pall Mall once the cameras have been turned off.

How in the world can sane Americans be expected to take 1,200 more days of this?


Your Inalienable Constitutional Right to Obama-free Televsion!

Satire By John W. Lillpop

Until very recently, there has been very little that the average non-communist citizen could do to counter the media's mindless and incessant promotion of Barack Obama.

For example, turn on the television first thing in the morning and you will find some left wing retard praising Obama's latest scheme to bankrupt America. Throughout the day, the media run Obama-Thon programming, interrupted only for what seems like an hourly press conference delivered by the president himself.

He is there at breakfast, lunch, dinner, midnight snacks, and he even managed to disrupt the traditional Happy Hour with a "teaching moment" to remind America that his presidency has ushered in the post-racial era.

That is, if you consider an esteemed black professor resisting arrest and screaming like a damn fool at a white police officer who was simply doing his job to be post-racial.

Back to Obamamania.

In just six months, American communications have become All-Obama in television, radio, print, everywhere! He is everywhere, all the time.

Obama this, Obama that, it never ends!

However, a new "right" has been discovered in the U.S. Constitution in the same section in which abortion and separation of church and state are set forth as the law of the land.

This new right is the "right to Obama-free television." Mind you, it could have been a part of the provision against "cruel and unusal punishment" as a part of the 8th Amendment, but for some reason it was not.

However, common sense still prevails hither and yonder. Some patriotic and intelligent Americans are fed up with having Obamamania rammed down their throats all the time.

Take the case of Deloris Nissen. As reported at Newbusters.com, this upstanding woman has taken decisive action to shut down the Obama Bubble Machine in her home:

"A 78-year-old Carroll woman says she's so tired of seeing President Barack Obama on the airwaves that she's selling her television sets - two of them.

Deloris Nissen, a retired nurses' aide and former Kmart employee who was raised on a farm near Audubon, placed a classified advertisement with The Daily Times Herald for Friday's paper.

In the $5.50 ad, Nissen tells readers she has two television sets for sale. The reason: "Obama on every channel and station."


Bravo, Ms. Nissen! Perhaps this patriot has identified a new business sector that can pull the nation out of the deep recession?

What about it investors, moguls, and bankers flush with bail out billions in your pockets?

Why not start an Obama-free communications network to address the niche market of hundreds of millions of folks who have simply reached the gag point with Obamamania?

Give us Obama-free news, weather, and sports in HDTV, and we will gladly pay exorbitant subscription fees. Throw in a Pelosi-free channel and you can double our fees without a squawk.

If the Obama-free folks get desperate for programming, they can always rerun the impeachment trial of former President Bill Clinton. Now that would be creative programming!

There is big money to made by the entrepreneur who has the cajoles and brains to give Americans what we desperately seek: Obama-free lives!

John W. Lillpop


Another Obama Lie? CBO Says Medicare WOULD Be Cut!

By John W. Lillpop

President Obama desperately needs a new czar, someone to keep track of his lies, misinformation, and propaganda concerning health care reform. This position requires an outspoken and aggressive purveyor of truth and transparency in government, with a special focus on public statements made the president.

Some one with the cojones to scream "You lie!" whenever Obama skates away from the facts.

My choice for the job: Joe Wilson of South Carolina. He definitely has the experience, and is no shrinking violet when it comes to unmasking presidential misspeak.

As reported at googlenews.com, in part, the veracity of presidential proclamations came into dispute again on Capitol Hill from a non-partisan source:

"WASHINGTON — Congress' chief budget officer is contradicting President Barack Obama's oft-stated claim that seniors wouldn't see their Medicare benefits cut under a health care overhaul.

"The head of the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office, Douglas Elmendorf, told senators Tuesday that seniors in Medicare's managed care plans would see reduced benefits under a bill in the Finance Committee.

"The bill would cut payments to the Medicare Advantage plans by more than $100 billion over 10 years.

"Elmendorf said the changes would reduce the extra benefits that would be made available to beneficiaries.

"Critics say the plans are overpaid, while supporters say they work well.
"Obama says cuts to Medicare providers won't reduce seniors' benefits."

Of course, Obama also says that his health care scheme will not cover illegal aliens or abortions, there are no death panels, and that adding forty six million uninsured folks will result in reduced costs.

He also contends that the federal deficit will not be increased by ObamaCare.

The burning question facing 300 million anxious Americans as we try to sort it all out:

Whom do you trust? A second-rate community organizer who has gone from Messiah to political pariah in just over eight months, or the man who is paid to keep the numbers straight rather than muddled?

My money is on the Elmendorf dude!

Are All Marxists Complete Morons?

By John W. Lillpop

It used to be preached as gospel that Marxists and radical leftists were intellectually superior to the rest of us.

Imbued with extraordinary perception and insight, Marxists, we were taught, saw and understood complex sociological and political issues that we conservatives simply could not grasp.

Mainstream media loved to compare former President Ronald Reagan to Soviet Leader Mikael Gorbachev as a perfect example of conservative cowboy versus urbane liberal intellectual.

President Reagan was, according to media, a lower intelligence chowder head who, when not endangering all of humanity with wrong headed notions from the Oval Office, was wielding a deadly ax to fell innocent, unprotected trees on his ranch in California.

Mikael Gorbachev, on the other hand, was a gifted intellectual and wise practitioner of communism, the preferred ideology among the pseudo-intellectual gangsters who ran newspapers and broadcast media in America.

Ronald Reagan called the Soviet Union the "evil empire," and challenged communist Gorbachev to "tear down this wall," the one keeping East Germans from enjoying the bounties of freedom available to people living beyond the Berlin Wall in West Germany.

Ronald Reagan committed the unforgivable sin of advocating a missile defense program to shield Americans from Soviet attacks.

The media howled in disgust at the "Star Wars" mentality of the Republican dim wit that just did not appreciate the finer points of diplomacy and talking, rather than fighting, the enemy.

Ronald Reagan's greatest failing was his outrageous, jingoistic "old school" objective: America must WIN the cold war.

Much to the chagrin of mainstream media types, leftist university professors, and communist activists throughout the Democrat Party, Ronald Reagan delivered on his objective and the Berlin Wall was torn down by fed up East Berlin residents.

All of the Soviet Union would collapse shortly thereafter, providing a huge "peace dividend" which made it possible for Bill Clinton to preside over a legacy of prosperity and peace.

Again, Ronald Reagan, not Bill Clinton, deserves credit for the economic boom and relative peace of the mid 90s.

Just a few short years and one major terrorist attack later, America has been captured by an inexperienced Marxist, a man consumed by his disdain for capitalism and American political and military dominance throughout the world.

President Barack Obama, aided and abetted by Marxists Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid and a gaggle of like-minded folks in the U.S. Congress and media, has decided to apologize for, and reverse, America's victory in the Cold War.

Which begs the question: Are All Marxists Complete Morons?


America Occupied by 38 Million Illegal Aliens!


By John W. Lillpop

Upon learning that 12 twelve million illegal aliens have invaded our nation and are still occuping American soil, most Americans become alarmed and angry. What will the People think and do when they learn that the problem may actually be more than three times greater than the government admits?

A group called Californians for Population Stabilization has issued a report, which concludes that as many as 38 million illegal aliens are occupying America.

Newsroomamerica http://www.newsroomamerica.com/politics/story.php?id=394839

38 million illegal aliens occuping American soil!

Rather than the twelve million reported by illegal alien friendly morons in the Bush administration and U.S. Congress.


Think about it. America is supposed to operate in accordance with the rule of law.

Yet 38 million people have been able to successfully cross our borders illegally? Each and every one of whom must be regarded as a potential terrorist since we know nothing about any of them?

All of this when our commander-in-chief insists that the nation is at war?

And our government refuses to enforce existing laws by deporting illegal aliens, and in fact, would like to grant each and every one amnesty!

Clearly, governance of America has fallen into the hands of brain dead elitists who do not give a damn about U.S. sovereignty, the rule of law, our Constitution, or preservation of American language and culture.

Those are the same political nit wits anxious to pass an amnesty plan that would reward 38 million criminals with the most prized possession on the planet: U.S. Citizenship.

Fact: If illegal aliens were a separate state, it would be the most populous state in the union!

Does it make any sense for America to sponsor a subculture comprised of 38 million third-world peasants, most of whom are uneducated, unskilled and non-English speaking?

A subculture that costs taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars each year for public services?

A subculture where many actually believe that Mexico still holds claim to the southwest United States, and that “gringos” should be forced out?

A subculture where the Mexican flag is more esteemed that Old Glory?

Consider how our illegal alien population compares with the population of some foreign nations*:

34 million

27 million

20 million

North Korea:
23 million

6.5 million

4 million

Can America afford to take in human poverty nearly twice the population of Australia? Or nine times the population of Ireland?

More than the entire population of Canada?

And if we did something so foolish, how long before another 40 million illegal aliens would invade?

We the People must demand that our elected officials secure the borders immediately, with armed force if need be, and deport every last illegal alien as soon as possible.

If We the People fail to stop George W. Bush and his co-conspirators in the U.S. Congress, there will be no America to pass on to future generations.

* Source


Obama Throws Blind, Black Man Under the Bus

By John W. Lillpop

According to President Barack Obama the "big tent" inclusiveness of the Democrat party should NOT be so wide as to include the biggest diversity twofer in all of America.

That would be Governor Paterson of New York state whose twofer credentials include his race (black) and vision (he is blind).

As reported at reutersagency.com, in part: +

"The New York Times reported on Sunday that the Obama administration is worried Paterson's unpopularity could drag down New York's Democratic members of Congress and the Democratic-controlled state legislature in November 2010 elections.

"Citing an administration official, the Times reported that Obama's request that Paterson step aside was put forward by his political advisers, but approved by the president."

Much to his credit, Governor Paterson is balking at marching orders delivered from on high in Washington, D.C. , and is betting that his vision for America prevails over that over that of the Fascist- in- chief now occupying the Oval Office.

Said the governor from the same reference (+), in part:

"I am running for office," Paterson told reporters at a Manhattan parade. "I'm not going to discuss confidential conversations," he said, adding that he planned to continue focusing on matters related to the financial crisis"

Way to go, governor! Keep focusing and you might actually see something worthwhile, like the writing on the wall or the hypocrisy of Barack Obama.

Meanwhile, the president and his gang of tax cheats and Unconstitutional czars had better focus on Obama's own unpopularity going into the 2010 elections.

Indeed, the decline and fall of Obamamania could drive Democrat rascals like Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, and Chris Dodd into forced retirement and restore sanity to the legislative branch of government!

+ http://www.reuters.com/article/mediaNews/idUSN2026431520090920

Just Who Supports ObamaCare?

By John W. Lillpop

Other than a few million free loaders and scam artists, mostly illegal aliens, just who in the hell is driving the mad, mad rush to ObamaCare?

The Congressional Budget Office (CBO) says it will not reduce health care reduce costs, but will, in fact, actually add a trillion or so to the mushrooming Obama deficit.

Doctors and other medical professionals generally oppose the Marxist take over of a huge part of the economy.

Nancy Pelosi opposes it because it is too conservative without a public option.

Democrat Senator Jay Rockefeller is against it because of what he sees as a huge tax on the middle class.

Count Majority Leader Harry Reid as a NO! vote because it will just not work in Nevada.

Charles Rangel is concerned that ObamaCare does spend enough taxpayer money, which would be a greater sum if this bloated bad egg would just pay HIS taxes.

Howard Dean, former DNC chair, is concerned that the trillion-dollar baby does not address tort reform.

Tens of millions of seniors fear that ObamaCare would trash Medicare and eliminate other care to seniors in order to pay for this monstrosity.

Upwards of two million thinking Americans marched through Washington, D.C., last week to protest, among other things, the abomination called ObamaCare.

A majority of Americans disapprove of ObamaCare.

So, again, who supports this ghastly excess except for lawyers like John Edwards, illegal aliens, far left elitists, and unemployed end-of life- counseling professionals?


Longing for Gridlocked Government

By John W. Lillpop

In moving toward a more perfect union, our great nation desperately needs a return to paralyzing gridlock. As in divided government, one party in control of Congress, another running the Executive Branch, and so forth.

Its all about checks and balances, oversight, and preventing the corruption that surely ensues when too much power is entrusted in one party or ideological bent.

When the Founding Fathers were creating this marvel called American democracy, they surely did not envision that government would be dominated by left-wing fanatics, or right-wing extremists for that matter.

Even the wisest and most sage man alive could not have foreseen Obamamania 233 years ago.

Who would have imagined that a black radical with no practical experience, but with $750 million in the bank and a legion of voter fraud operatives (AKA, ACORN volunteers) could hijack America?

Who would have predicted that white liberal quilt, parlayed with black racism, could drive the nation to the brink of political, financial, and moral ruin?

Furthermore, who would have imagined that the American people would be foolish enough to turn both Houses of Congress over to politicians who share the president's party affiliation and radical views and ideology?

The Founders probably envisioned power being inappropriately vested in a person like Nancy Pelosi once in a generation, worst case.

That untoward event would have been balanced, the Founders thought, by thoughtful, responsible leaders in the U.S. Senate and the White House.

Who would have dared imagine a trifecta of incompetence and corruption as we have now with Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Barack Obama?

When our form of self-governance was established more than two centuries ago, the emphasis was on deliberation, debate, and due diligence on the part of those holding elective office.

The notion that Congress and the president would enact legislation numbering more than 1,000 pages and costing the nation trillions of dollars without so much as reading or understanding said legislation would have been utterly unthinkable.

Change was supposed to happen slowly, if at all, after deliberate and thoughtful consideration by the best and brightest among us.

The idea that radicals could seize government and seek to usurp 233 years of tradition and culture in just nine months with the use of czars, signing statements, and other means for dancing around the U.S. Constitution would have been considered criminal.

Thankfully, members of Congress are required to run for re-election periodically. Thus, the 2010 election will present the American people with a golden opportunity to reinstall common sense and accountability to government by sending the likes of Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and others into forced retirement.

Gridlock: Can we elect it in time to save America?


Nancy Pelosi's House of Ill Repute

Satire by John W. Lillpop

What else would you call it?

Under the leadership of ultra-liberal Nancy Pelosi, the U.S. House of Mis-representatives just sanctioned a Republican member for expressing what most Americans know to be true: Barack Obama will say anything to save his Marxist scheme, despite the fact that the majority of the American people simply do not want ObamaCare!

While Pelosi and her self-righteous drones took out their knives to work over Joe Wilson for telling the truth, tax cheat Charles Rangel sits unscathed atop his throne as chair of the House Ways and Means Committee.

Rangel follows stellar Democrats like Cynthia McKenzie (slugging Capitol police), William Jefferson (accepting bribes on video), and Patrick Kennedy (driving while looped and loaded) atop Pelosi's list of untouchables.

What used to be proudly known as the People's House has become a two-bit House of Ill Repute under Madam Pelosi.

It's free speech out, tax evasion in under Nanna Pelosi!

Truth be told, at her age Pelosi no longer belongs in a House of Ill Repute, as either operator or madam.

With any luck, the people of San Francisco will see fit to send this botox blasted knot head into retirement right after the 2010 elections!

Jimmy Carter, Anti-Semite, Sees Racism in Obama Foes

By John W. Lillpop

Former President Jimmy Carter has joined a legion of liberal colleagues and mainstream media types who have deliberately sought to muddy the waters with the R word when it comes to defending the failed presidency of one Barack Obama.

In doing so, Carter risks further alienation of an increasingly skeptical American electorate.

For example:

Outraged when an U.S. President berates American policies and leaders while on foreign soil? YOU ARE A RACIST!

Against closing GITMO and other foolish steps taken to dismantle homeland security measures, that have kept America safe for eight years? YOU ARE A RACIST!

Opposed to continued government funding of ACORN and other voter fraud whore mongers? YOU ARE A RACIST!

Oppose illegal aliens and their corrosive impact on American life? YOU ARE A RACIST!

Oppose a socialized medicine scheme that will add trillions to the national deficit while deserting the elderly at their most vulnerable? YOU ARE A RACIST!

Oppose wasteful spending in the name of stimulating the economy? YOU ARE A RACIST!

Oppose mortgaging the future of our children and grand children with reckless policies that add nine trillion dollars to the national deficit? YOU ARE A RACIST!

Outraged when a U.S. President, without knowing the facts involved, accuses a white police officer of acting "stupidity" for arresting a black intellectual? YOU ARE A RACIST!

Opposed to gutting national defense at a time when the world is becoming more and more dangerous by the day? YOU ARE A RACIST!

Oppose government take over of private enterprise by an U.S. President who has never held a responsible job in the private sector in his entire life? YOU ARE A RACIST!

Oppose higher taxes and bigger and less efficient government? YOU ARE A RACIST!

On and on it goes with Carter and the mainstream media who suddenly realize that Obamamania is a Kool-Aid brand that the American people are no longer gulping.

On the other hand, do you hate the state of Israel and Jews in general? Welcome home, brother!

Most Americans are waking up to the fact that our government has been taken over by a sinister mob of leftist tyrants who have no regard or respect for the traditions and culture that have made this the most successful nation in human history.

That surprise development is playing havoc with the minds of liberals like Jimmy Carter and has such folks scrambling for the protective cover of the R word.

However, this time the left is due to be treated to most poignant teaching moment: The American people have been "gamed" long enough, and are no longer vulnerable to the typical barrage of R attacks.

Because of abuse and fraud, the R word is no longer a viable assault weapon in American political wars.

In fact, those who resort to it are, in effect, admitting defeat in the war of ideas!


Should Illegal Aliens Receive Free Emergency Care?

By John W. Lillpop

During a recent discussion about health care costs and reforms, President Obama indicated that he supports continuation of current practices whereby free medical care is provided to illegal aliens in emergency situations. The president justified his position as a "Basic Standard of Decency."

Most Americans would likely agree when it comes to providing medical services needed to prevent death or severe disablement. Denying life-sustaining medical care based on immigration status would be wrong.

However, the real controversy ensues once the illegal alien is no longer in a life-threatening situation and is to be released.

Most liberals would argue that the patient should be released unconditionally without regard to the question of immigration status. As for that $100,000 medical bill, just send it to the U.S. Treasury and let the American taxpayer bite the bullet.

Thinking conservatives would disagree most vehemently.

Indeed, rather than freeing the invader to the general population, the appropriate action should be to contact ICE the moment the illegal alien is admitted for care, and again when treatment has concluded.

ICE officials should arrest released illegal aliens, begin immediate deportation proceedings, and bill the government of Mexico for medical services rendered.

A basic principle of common sense is at issue here, which is:

No illegal alien should be knowingly allowed to receive public services paid for by tax payers. Rather, medical professionals and others involved, must contact INS authorities immediately.

After all, that is what immigration laws and borders are all about!

Even more crucial is the manner by which pregnant women in America illegally are handled. Currently, this nation wastes scores of millions of dollars (or more) each year caring for third-world peasants who come for the express purpose of delivering a child on U.S. soil, thereby making the child a citizen.

Such children are called "anchor babies," for obvious reasons. Those who plot and scheme to produce such children are guilty of extortion, fraud, and any number of other serious crimes which preclude mercy.

A reasonable policy for dealing with pregnant illegal aliens would be:

* Immediately escort the mother in labor across the border so that the child is officially born in Mexico, or

* If birth does take place on U.S. soil, the child should be seized and the parents immediately deported. INS should then work with Mexico to return the new bundle of illegal joy back to his or her corrupt parents down in the mother land.

Yes these are examples of tough love.

However, it is about time for liberal politicians like Barack Obama to implement a "Basic Standard of Decency" on behalf of American citizens for a change!

Should Obama Apologize for Angry Black Female, Serena Williams?

Satire by John W. Lillpop

America's Apologist-in-Chief must be in an acute state of anxiety over tennis star Serena Williams' behavior at the U.S. Tennis Open at Flushing Meadows, New York last week end.

Because of the impolite rant by the Angry Black Female, American prestige and honor have been harmed, perhaps irreparably, all across the globe.

People in Europe, the UK, Asia, Africa and elsewhere must be wondering: What is happening to the once genteel sport of tennis? From where does the vulgar language and uncouth behavior come, especially in a woman?

This situation clearly demands urgent action from President Barack Obama. Perhaps a prime time address to the world, including to class rooms everywhere, would help soothe jangled nerves and restore confidence in American morality and sportsmanship.

The presidential message could be as short and sweet as this:

You people need to wash your hands AND, if you talk like Serena Williams, your mouths as well!

After which the president should appoint Jimmy Carter as his "Vulgar Language on Tennis Courts" czar.

Go Jimmy! Finally, a position you can fulfill.


Osama bin Laden 'Pulls a Harry Reid' on Afghan War

By John W. Lillpop

Osama bin Laden is apparently an admirer of the Majority Leader of the U.S. Senate, Senator Harry Reid from the great state of Nevada. Democrat senator.

Reid, it will be recalled, was the fellow who resisted the 'surge' of troops in the Iraq theater of the war on terror in April of 2007.

It was Reid's military expertise that led him to declare that the "war is lost" just as thousands of young Americans were being sent to war 8,000 miles from home.

Reid was, of course, proven to be dead wrong and the surge was a military success, much to the credit of President G.W. Bush.

Breaking news headlines today indicate that Osama bin Laden has 'pulled a Harry Reid' with respect to the Obama war in Afghanistan.

As reported at Yahoonews.com, in part:

"CAIRO – Osama bin Laden said in a new audiotape that President Barack Obama's strategy in Afghanistan is "hopeless" and called on Americans to resolve the conflict with al-Qaida by ending the war there and breaking the U.S. alliance with Israel.

"In the message marking the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, the al-Qaida leader avoided his usual rhetoric of jihad and instead took a more analytical tone, claiming its differences with the U.S. stemmed from the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. "

Excepting references to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, the OBL message sounds like an open and shut case of plagiarism from Reid's blathering of April 19, 2007.

Shame on bin Laden for not being more original!



WARNING: More Obama 'Reform' Looms!

By John W. Lillpop

President Barack Obama, America's self-appointed Nanny-god, know-it-all, and used czar salesman rolled into one dysfunctional ball of narcissistic Marxism, is at it again.

Not content with merely bankrupting the American automobile industry, working 24/7 to do likewise to the health insurance industry, ruining the economy for untold generations to follow, and carrying water for Osama bin Laden in the late, great war on terror, our beleaguered community administrator has decided to take on banking regulators as the next item on his To Do list.

As reported at telegraph.com.uk, in part: +

"On the eve of the one-year anniversary of Lehman's liquidation filing, the US President will on Monday warn that there remains much to be done to ensure the problems of the last 12 months do not happen again.

"Speaking just 10 days before the start of the G20 summit in Pittsburgh – at which world leaders are set to discuss curtailing bankers' bonuses among a raft of potentially restrictive reforms – he will also put the amount of capital banks hold on their balance sheets back at the top of the agenda, acknowledging that the demise of Lehman and Bear Stearns were a by-product of inadequate capital requirements.

"In a wide-reaching speech on the need for regulatory reform in order to avert another financial crisis he will call on the US Senate banking committee to kick-start work on these reforms as soon as possible.

"Speaking from Federal Hall on Wall Street, just steps from the New York Stock Exchange, President Obama will stress that regulators and legislators not only in the US, but around the world, need to take the next steps to tighten financial regulation.

"His comments will be closely watched by the banking fraternity on both sides of the Atlantic, eager to ensure that regulations do not become overly prohibitive. "

Overly protective?

How can anyone question the financial wisdom of a man who earnestly believes that health care costs can be reduced by adding 46 million people to the mix? Or that adding nine-trillion dollars to the national debt is a fiscally sound fix for an ailing economy?

Some brief, but powerful, advise for responsible world leaders who would follow Barack Obama: Don't!

+ http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/financetopics/financialcrisis/6184202/Lehman-collapse-President-Barack-Obama-to-push-banking-overhaul.html


Call Them What They Are: Illegal Aliens!

John W. Lillpop

As President Obama and liberal Democrats rush to CHANGE America into a third-world suburb of Mexico, it has been necessary for the left to employ weasel words to disguise the nature of the 20 million or so illiterate peasants who have crossed the border into America illegally.

Which is why Obama and the left use the phrase "undocumented" rather than "illegal" to describe the miscreants.

Despite liberal protestations to the contrary, illegal aliens Are NOT immigrants!

Migrating to America (legally) is, and should be, a long, drawn-out procedure meant to protect the interests of American citizens. It involves more than simply jumping a fence and heading north in pursuit of free health care, education, food stamps and other handouts paid for by U.S. taxpayers.

Legal immigration means enduring rigorous hurdles like background checks to detect a criminal background or possible ties to terrorists.

It means medical examinations to detect diseases still prevalent in third-world nations, but long since eradicated here, and

It means proof of financial solvency so as to prevent newcomers from becoming a burden on U.S. taxpayers.

Those who have jumped the fence into America in order to avoid our immigration checks are not immigrants.

In truth, people who come here illegally leave America vulnerable to undetected crime, terrorism, disease, and financial devastation. And they have no legal or moral justification for being here.

Why engage in silly word games and euphemistic cover-ups?

People here illegally are illegal aliens and need to leave ASAP.



Joe Wilson: 'Magnificent Disrupter of Status Quo' or Scalawag?

By John W. Lillpop

Because the Creator denied Shrieker of the House Nancy Pelosi the requisite intelligence required to make an honest living, the bug-eyed air head decided to seek a career in a field in which common sense, patriotism, and logic are actually considered negative qualities on one's resume:

She ran for the U.S. House of Representatives to represent the City of San Francisco, once a great and proud part of the American ethos, now an insignificant, decaying suburb of Moscow.

With mindless liberalism as her only tangible asset, Pelosi has managed to dupe about 120,000 San Franciscans into shipping her to Washington, D.C. to misrepresent the interests of San Francisco, California, and all of America.

This electoral charade has been going on since 1987 and proves that not only is San Francisco a "sanctuary city" for illegal aliens, but is also a favored destination for malcontents, the ungifted and untalented, and those demented beyond the point at which medical intervention might help.

Pelosi's diminished capacity has made national headlines since she was able to hijack the Speaker's gavel back in 2006.

She, for example, is the faithful Catholic who defended her pro-abortion politics by declaring that the "fathers of the Church" have yet to rule conclusively on abortion. That dilly came as news to Pope Benedict and all of the Fathers working at the Vatican, but provided a much-needed boost to Pelosi's approval ratings in decadent old San Francisco.

Pelosi, who makes Sarah Palin seem intellectually gifted by comparison, is also on record as describing enforcement of immigration laws as "un-American," a tirade delivered to a group of illegal aliens in the basement of a San Francisco church of all places.

She also considers Town Hall dissenters to be Nazis, or worse.

However, Pelosi's most notable stumble was in her glowing endorsement of Van Jones, the now-vanquished green czar in Obama's unconstitutional oligarchy.

As reported in part at wlatjr.wordpress.com:+

"When (Van) Jones won the San Francisco Foundation’s 2008 Community Leadership Award, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi called him “one of the most innovative and strategic thinkers of our time. He is what I like to call a magnificent disrupter of the status quo.” San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom lauded him profusely. SFF, which presented Jones with a $10,000 honorarium, describes itself as “a vehicle for change.”

Hmmmmm. Magnificent Disrupter, is he?

For those who have not heard, Van Jones is a self-described Communist, a 9/11 Truther, and one who actually believes Hurricane Katrina was a Bush conspiracy.

In other words, Jones rivals Pelosi when it comes to wacky anti-American sentiment and blather.

He was truly a perfect fit for Obama's closet government.

So, given the fact that Shrieker Pelosi holds renegade Van Jones in such high esteem for rocking the boat, how do you suppose she felt about the gutsy and courageous shout out from Rep. Joe Wilson of South Carolina during Obama's unpaid advertisement for ObamaCare on Wednesday night?

Did Rep. Wilson demonstrate that he too is an "innovative and strategic thinker" by calling the president to task?

Surprise of surprises: Rather than applauding the Magnificent Disruption staged by Rep. Wilson on behalf of We the People, Pelosi later confessed that she nearly used the Speaker's gavel to disrupt the disrupter.

Only in San Francisco could a person as unhinged and warped as Nancy Pelosi be considered normal, much less elected every two years!

+ http://waltjr.wordpress.com/2009/09/05/


Tart Reform Needed to Fix Health Care

By John W. Lillpop

President Obama made a half-hearted, phony gesture toward reforming the number one problem that causes medical costs to explode: Ambulance-chasing scumbags (Lawyers) like John Edwards who prey on the medical profession like vultures feasting on rats too pesty to die.

Obama's charade fooled hardly anyone save Michelle, the two young daughters, and Nancy Pelosi who has a "granda crush" on Obama.

Its proper name is tort reform, but given the whorish nature and tactics of both the lawyers and the liberals who protect them, the correct term is tart reform.

If America is to have any chance of ever containing medical costs, tort reform is essential. Not negotiable. Period.

Even a certifiable whack job like Howard Dean knows this truth.

As reported at Nationalreviewonline.com, in part:

"Here’s why tort reform is not in the bill. When you go to pass a really enormous bill like that, the more stuff you put in it, the more enemies you make, right? And the reason that tort reform is not in the bill is because the people who wrote it did not want to take on the trial lawyers in addition to everyone else they were taking on. And that is the plain and simple truth."

Hurrah to Dr. Dean for showing more political courage than his leftist colleagues in the White House and Congress, combined.

To Barack Obama: When are YOU going to abandon the partisan "games" and get to work on fixing the health care crisis?


17 Million "Uninsured" Go Missing: All Illegal Aliens?

By John W. Lillpop

ObamaCare has not even been voted on yet and already the Marxist scheme has reduced the number of "uninsured" among us from 47 million to 30 million.

A whopping thirty seven percent improvement in less than one month!

As reported at the Washington Examiner.com, in part:


"In his speech tonight, the president introduced a new number in the health care debate. Remember all those statements from Democrats, including Barack Obama himself, that 47 million Americans are without health insurance? That's no longer the operative number. "There are now more than thirty million American citizens who cannot get coverage," the president said in tonight's speech.

"But on August 10, at a town hall meeting, Obama referred to the "46, 47 million people without health insurance in our country…" And on July 23, he said, "This is not just about the 47 million Americans who don't have any health insurance at all…"

How to explain the difference?

There are, it seems, three viable alternatives:

1. 17 million "uninsured" have passed on since August 10, adding to the urgency of health care reform, or

2. That number have found jobs and are now covered thanks to the miraculous Obama Recovery, or

3. 17 million are illegal aliens, which Obama claims will not be covered under ObamaCare.

Which of the three makes most sense, given this administration's aversion to truth and transparency?

Best Bet: There are seventeen million illegal aliens in America, all of who would be covered under ObamaCare, at least until liberals pass their amnesty travesty, at which time they would no longer be illegal aliens!

Rep. Wilson of South Carolina had it exactly right when he yelled, "You Lie!" during Obama's speech Wednesday.

What Would Jesus Say About ObamaCare?

By John W. Lillpop

One of the more peculiar arguments made by some on the left is that Jesus Christ Himself would support ObamaCare.

Peculiar, that is, because most liberals do not even believe that Jesus Christ actually lived. In fact, many take great delight in ridiculing believers who hold that Jesus was crucified and resurrected in order to atone for the sins of mankind.

Even fewer liberals believe that the Lord will return to render a final judgment and to reign over all earthly beings, including mankind.

Besides denying the divinity of Jesus, liberals are completely misinformed as to His teachings and principles.

For instance, He would surely oppose the deliberate slaughter of the unborn through abortion. Government funding of infanticide would surely be an abomination to Jesus.

End of life counseling to the elderly, including surrender to death, would be an affront to the Creator. After all, every life is His precious creation; he needs no bureaucratic "partner" to decide life and death issues.

Stealing from the rich in order to pay for abortions and death panels is another notion that simply does not make sense from a Christian perspective.

Jesus would treat every human life as special, not to be trifled with by mere mortals.

Which is why Christians are admonished to "Endure to the End" in honor of the sacred gift of life bestowed upon them by the Creator.

ObamaCare seeks to "spread the wealth" of life and death decisions from God to government agencies.

That hardly seems like a plan that Jesus would support.


Americans Should Thank Labor Because..?

By John W. Lillpop

It happens on the first Monday of September every year: America closes its offices, factories, and other places of enterprise to celebrate Labor Day.

In other words, an entire day is wasted doing nothing to celebrate the underclass thugs who wear blue jeans and hard hats and carry lunch pails, AND their leaders who wear $2,000. Brooks Brothers suits while executing extortion and thievery schemes that We the People eventually pay for.

President Obama delivered the traditional "Thank Labor" nonsense as he spoke in Ohio, a state particularly hard-hit by Obamnomics and its devastating impact on the American economy.

As reported, in part, by the Hill.com:


"All Americans owe a debt to unions, President Obama said today.

"Speaking at a Labor Day celebration in Cincinnati, Obama spoke of the reforms that the labor movement has helped secure over the last century.

"It was the American worker-union men and women-who returned from World War II to make our economy the envy of the world," Obama told a cheering audience. "It was labor that helped build the largest middle class in history. So even if you're not a union member, every American owes something to America's labor movement."

"Obama cited the 40 hour work week, minimum wage, paid leave, Social Security and Medicare as policies the labor movement helped put in place."


The president was right about one thing: America owes a debt to labor unions--its called the national deficit and the damn number is nearly nine trillion dollars.

Thanks, Labor?

Because big labor was instrumental in buying the presidency for Obama, he neglected to mention the down side of big labor and the corrupt unions.

Big labor is guilty of:

*Dumbing down public education by making it virtually impossible to remove incompetent teachers;

*Making most American automobiles non-competitive because of outrageous wage and benefits demands; thereby driving U.S. car makers into bankruptcy;

*Creating a class of elite untouchables in government 'service' who cannot be held accountable for shoddy, sub-par or unacceptable performance;

*Demanding retirement and pension plans that are driving city and municipal governments into bankruptcy, and

*Causing private corporations to "out source" jobs to foreign nations because of ridiculous wage and benefits demands.

For this, we should thank labor?

No thanks!

Obama's Top Ten Moments of 'Feeling Alone and Not fitting In'

Satire by John W. Lillpop

In his first campaign speech since firing Van Jones Sunday morning, President Obama will encourage America's youth to work hard, remain focused, and wash their hands often.

The admonition to their wash hands frequently is particularly poignant advise for students living in Charles Rangel's Congressional District and for those who live in the district of Nancy Pelosi, Rangel's full time enabling nanny.

The president plans to include a 'personal touch' to his presentation, scheduled for September 8, including a confession that he too had moments when he felt alone and not fitting in.

Unidentified sources, speaking on condition of anonymity, have uncovered a list of the top 10 moments in which Barack Obama has felt the loneliest and most out of place.

That list includes the following:

Obama's Top Ten Moments of 'Feeling Alone and Not fitting In'

*When a valid birth certificate is required to get a driver's license, Social Security number, or whatever;

*Whenever the Star Spangled Banner Is Played;

*During his two swearing in ceremonies for the U.S. presidency when he was forced to swear to "uphold and defend the U.S. Constitution," language that Obama says is way over the top;

*During recitations of the Pledge Allegiance, especially when "Under God" is included;

*Independence Day, Flag day, Veteran's Day, and Memorial day, all of which celebrate America's obsession with the use of deadly force;

*When picking up the bar tab for a racist cop who acted "stupidly" by profiling Obama's good friend Skip Gates;

*Every week day from Noon to 3 Eastern time, when the Rush Limbaugh show airs, and from 7-8 each evening during Glenn Beck's show;

*Every time Rod Blagojevich, disgraced former governor of Illinois, swears to tell the "truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth," and appears to mean it;

*Every month when the latest unemployment figures are released; and

*Whenever Joe Biden is allowed to speak directly to the media without a translator.

Thanks, Mr. President, for sharing your most vulnerable moments with the next generation of American leaders and citizens!

Labor Day Outrage: 15 Million Unemployed, Illegals Not Deported!

By John W. Lillpop

Back in February, President Obama told Congress and the nation that it was essential that $1 trillion be injected into the American economy to create new jobs and spark economic recovery.

According to the president, passage of the stimulus bill was so urgent that we could not afford to take time for Congress to read the 1,000+-page monster.

We need it NOW to save America, said President Obama at the time. It would create at least three million new jobs, said he.

Seven months later, the only thing that the Democrat bill has stimulated is the federal deficit which has exploded out of control and which threatens the economic prosperity of untold generations of Americans not yet born.

Meanwhile the economy continues to hemorrhage jobs. The latest report has unemployment at 9.7 percent, which shocked Secretary of Labor Hilda L. Solis, but hardly anyone else.

And President Obama's "solution" to America's economic misery is? Spend another $1.6 trillion to reform health care!

According to Obama, fixing health care is central to America's economic recovery.

With all due respect, Mr. President, shouldn't we wait to see if that stimulus bill actually creates any new jobs before throwing another $1.6 trillion on another program that you not familiar with?

Furthermore, given the fact that at least fifteen million Americans are out of work, why is our government not deporting illegal aliens who have jobs that should be held by American citizens?

A responsible, pro-labor approach would be to round up the miscreants and ship them back to Mexico to free up jobs for American citizens.

Deporting illegal aliens would also result in a significant reduction in the number of "uninsured" that has the Obama crowd in such a dither.

Bottom line: Illegal aliens take jobs that should righfully go to American citizens and they are a major factor in skyrocketing health care costs.

Deport illegal aliens now: Do it for working American citizens and as a tribute to the value of America's work force.


Don't Mess With Glenn Beck!

By John W. Lillpop

As recently as a week ago, left-wing extremists were chortling with delight as super-conservative Glenn Beck was struggling to retain sponsors for his gig on FOX news and seemed headed to ruin.

Beck had committed the unforgivable sin of telling the truth about Barack Obama's racist ranting and the left was swooping in for the kill as the lonely Mormon appeared to be all but dead.

Then a couple of funny things happened: To begin with, El Rushbo appeared on the Glenn Beck Show and the result was a huge spike in the ratings game. Instant credibility, courtesy of the man with talent of loan from God, gave Beck a bit of desperately needed breathing room.

Even better news was in the offing: Glenn sunk his teeth into a whopper of a story about a vile-mouthed communist thug named Van Jones who had been installed as one of Obama's czars in a blatant run around the Constitution and the whole idea of checks and balances in government.

Beck continued to dig and comment until his reportage and commentary struck the mother load on Sunday morning.

As reported at Breitbart.com, in part:

"WASHINGTON (AP) - President Barack Obama's adviser Van Jones has resigned amid controversy over past inflammatory statements, the White House said early Sunday.

"Jones, an administration official specializing in environmentally friendly "green jobs" with the White House Council on Environmental Quality was linked to efforts suggesting a government role in the 2001 terror attacks and to derogatory comments about Republicans.

"Fox News Channel host Glenn Beck repeatedly denounced Jones after a group the adviser co-founded, ColorofChange.org, led an advertising boycott against Beck's show to protest his claim that Obama is a racist.
him for his service."

Way to go, Glenn Beck! One down, thirty one to go!

Let this episode serve as a warning to the left and loony cheerleaders like Keith Olbermann: Don't mess with Glenn Beck!


Obama As "Take Responsibility" Coach for American Youth?

By John W. Lillpop

One of the most annoying things about President Obama, besides his wrong-minded Marxism, is his arrogant manner and tendency to "talk down" to the American people.

Reverend Jesse Jackson recognized this elitist trait during the 2008 campaign and, thanks to FOX microphones being on when presumed to be off, proposed that Obama's attitude be adjusted by cutting off a vital part of the candidate's reproductive apparatus.

As far as we know, Jackson was unable to carry out his threat, and now-President Obama remains whole.

For the moment, that is, although Republicans in Congress have the president on the run. The big question being, "Does the GOP have the cojones to do the job?"

An example of Obama's condescending ways is in the "Back to School" extravaganza scheduled for September 8, the day on which many of the nations' youth begin a new school year.

For some inexplicable reason, some whack job leftist thought it would be a great idea for our failed president to deliver a message directly to our youth. Reading, writing, and arithmetic can wait, they reasoned, and pushed ahead with the idiotic "Help President Obama" brainwashing nonsense.

Following a national outcry worthy of a couple of town hall riots, the brain trust at the White House backed off the idea of conscripting masses of innocent youth to fight in Obama's war on America, and decided instead to bill the Messiah's address as a lecture on "taking responsibility."

This from a president who has yet to take responsibility for anything that has gone wrong over the past seven months, preferring instead to blame George W. Bush for everything.

Given Obama's deplorable record in this area, mindful parents should take responsibility for their children by keeping them at home on September 8!