Satire by John W. Lillpop
As the Obama administration agonizes over where to try KSM and other terrorists, extremists on the far left are wringing their collective hands about what do with the sweet souls who have been victimized by the Bush-Cheney Jihad on Islamofascism.
According to the left, those GITMO dirt bags, the ones who would gladly slice your throat for proselytizing the Good News of Christianity, deserve to be treated no more harshly than a blind jay walker, with Alzheimer's who cannot remember the exact whereabouts of those elusive cross walks.
Given their druthers, President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and other nut balls on the left would ship GITMO thugs to the suburbs of Detroit and Chicago to dwell among sleeper cells where mosques, prayer blankets, and bowing east with one's butt straight up in the air five times a day is considered cool.
Or, as the Muslims say, Ah-La!
According to anonymous and unreliable sources, liberals have decided that sending terrorists to Alcatraz Island just off San Francisco may be a viable alternative because:
*GITMO dudes are already accustomed to living on a communist island. Thus, moving near San Francisco would be minimal "culture shock" for the killers.
*In the event prisoners were able to pull off an escape, only downtown San Francisco would be imperiled. No real American patriots would be in jeopardy.
*San Francisco's rigid voting statutes, which screen out Republicans and conservatives, could be revised to accommodate Islamofascists in order for said terrorists to vote as Democrats in the 2010 mid-term elections.
Reached at the San Francisco Zoo where she is on a voter registration campaign, Screecher Nancy Pelosi was quoted as saying, "I am not wild about this idea, unless Obama adds $500 billion to the next stimulus package to create jobs on Alcatraz!"
Nancy Pelosi: She may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but she is the goofiest!
