By John W. Lillpop
Surviving liberalism, especially the Obama-Pelosi-Reid brand, without drugs and alcohol can be a formidable task. Mind you, it is possible, provided one has a strong recovery program and a vast right wing conspiracy to lean on for moral support.
The following 12-step program is offered free of charge for liberals ready to get right with life. Follow these simple steps and you can be healed in time for the November 2 election at which time you can join the revolution to take America back.
The twelve steps.
We recovering liberals:
Step 1: Admitted to being powerless over insane, illogical, and anti-American thinking spawned by liberalism which has made America unmanageable.
Step 2: Came to believe that a power greater than the combined forces of the DNC and the mainstream media could restore sanity to America.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of social and fiscal conservatives for restoration of traditional family values and common decency.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of all liberal politicians who must be removed from office, or prevented from securing elective office in the first place.
5. Admitted to ourselves and, everyone else who would listen, the exact nature of wrongs committed by liberals.
6. Were entirely ready to have conservative candidates remove all defective characters (liberals) from political office.
7. Humbly worked to remove liberals from elective offices in all local, state, and federal jurisdictions.
8. Made a list of all American patriot groups harmed by liberals and became willing to make amends to them all by winning the war on terror; reducing taxes, outlawing abortion, etc.
9. Made direct amends to all such patriot groups wherever possible, except when to do so would cause them to register and or vote for Democrats.
10. Continued to take inventory of all liberals and when they were wrong promptly admitted it and told them so..
11. Sought through talk radio and blogging to improve public acceptance of conservative values as we understand them, and to improve our conscious contact with eligible voters everywhere, seeking only to win the White House and conservative majorities in both chambers of the U.S. Congress in order to have the power to advance the conservative vision for America.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to all legal voters, and to practice these conservative principles in all our affairs.
To those too weak to adhere to this simple program, we recommend that the suffering liberal either take up smoking or excessive eating until the urge to think like a liberal passes.
Remember, even though liberalism is a severe mental disorder, it can be defeated!
