Perfect Cure for Allergy Discovered in Ohio!

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Serial rapist Darryl Durr and his gangsta lawyers thought they had uncovered a legal maneuver that would allow the killer to dance around the law and avoid justice.

As reported at Yahoo.com, in part (1):

“LUCASVILLE, Ohio – A serial rapist who strangled a 16-year-old girl in 1988 and who had argued he might be violently allergic to the state's execution drug was put to death Tuesday with no apparent complications.

“As the lethal injection began, Darryl Durr clenched his fists, grimaced and held his head up for about 10 seconds before gently putting it down. It wasn't clear if he was in pain or emotionally reacting to the moment.

“Durr, 46, was pronounced dead at 10:36 a.m. at the Southern Ohio Correctional Facility in Lucasville.

"He was a monster," the victim's mother, Norma Jean Godsey, said after witnessing the execution.

“Durr kidnapped 16-year-old Angel Vincent from her home in Elyria on Jan. 31, 1988, while her mother and stepfather were away at a Super Bowl party, prosecutors said. He raped and strangled her with a dog chain and hid her body inside two orange traffic barrels placed end-to-end in a Cleveland park.

“In what appeared to be an unusual legal maneuver, Durr's lawyers said last week they uncovered evidence of Durr's anesthesia allergy in his 800-page prison medical record. Ohio uses a large dose of anesthesia to execute condemned inmates, and Durr argued that no one knew how his body would react to the drug.”

The most amazing part of this story is that Durr’s lawyers were reckless enough to bring up such an absurd argument.

After all, this sleaze bag was supposed to be put to death—why should anyone except a leftist moon bat concern themselves with how "his body would react to the drug"?

The good news is that justice was ultimately served and Ohio has made history with a miraculous cure for allergies!

Well done, Buckeye state!