How to Explain Obama’s Obsession with GAU Women?

Satire by John W. Lillpop

President Obama seems to have this thing about unattractive women in high places.

Think about it.

Who would invite Janet Napolitano to the ball—except for an invading criminal looking for hand outs as a “Newly arrived fugitive”?

Be honest. What man in his right mind would take Nappy home to meet mum and the rest of the family?

Then we have the “wise Latina” racist, the radiant and charming Judge Sotomayor. Short, stout, and scary to the eye, this sawed-off leftist has never seen the inside of a beauty parlor or benefited from modern makeup technology.

Last, but not least, we have the unlovely Elena Kagan who would, if confirmed, join Judge Sotomayor in making the SCOTUS the least photogenic collection of professional females in the whole damn world.

What is going on, Mr. President? Is GAU (God awful ugly) a new minority that deserves representation in high places?

Please, please, do not try to convince anyone that Madams Napolitano, Sotomayor, and Kagan are needed to make women in positions of power look more like average Americans!