Hawaii Calls! Are You Listening, Mr. President?

By John W. Lillpop

After winning the special election to replace John Murtha in Pennsylvania on Tuesday, Democrat moon bats were arrogantly sneering, “What Republican Wave?” in a feeble attempt to discount the emerging phenomenon known as ObamaPhobia.

The answer came back loud and clear from Honolulu where waves are a major tourist attraction, and where a special election was held on Saturday in Hawaii District 1 where The One grew up, or grew older to be more precise.

Hawaii’s dual message to America: ObamaPhobia has spread to the Aloha! state, and the “Republican Wave” is very much alive and well, thank you!

As a result of this stunning victory, Charles Djou, a Republican, will take over the House seat once held by Democrat Neil Abercrombie.

Hawaii calls—Are you listening Mr. President?