Obama's "Apology Speech" for 9/11

Satire by John W. Lillpop

With the eight anniversary of 9/11 just more than a month away, President Obama's speechwriters and other communists and near communists are working feverishly on the president's 9/11 vital address to the world.

Although the speech is carefully guarded and considered "classified" at this point, a rough draft has been pieced together based on interviews and casual conversations with people in the know in Washington.

Shhhhhh! Do NOT repeat a word of this.

If word of these contents should leak, that might destroy the Obama presidency. Which would be a shame considering how well he is doing (guffaw!).

The rough draft of President Obama's September 11, 2009 address to the world:

"Greetings and best wishes to all of my fellow world citizens from Mecca.

Today, September 11, 2009, marks the eighth anniversary of the greatest charade since the world bought into the fairy tale about a Holocaust in Germany.

For on September 11, 2001, nineteen innocent Saudi Arabian men of faith were cannibalized by a conspiracy of anti-Islamic bigots and Zionist thugs looking for trouble.

Back in 2001, America was a Christian nation. Even with that going against them, America did not elect a right-wing cowboy from Texas, but was forced to endure his presidency because of five crazed individuals on the US Supreme Court.

I stand before you today, proud of the fact that Sonia Sotomayor is now an associate of the highest court.

Know this world citizens, Sonia Sotomayor would not have supported the Bushwacking of America!

Since the events of 9/11, America has committed many tragic and terrible atrocities, in the name of Democracy and God. Those actions have nearly ruined two great Muslim nations--Iraq and Afghanistan--and have lead to much shedding of innocent Muslim blood.

Therefore, I stand before you to today and apologize for the anti-Muslim engineers and planners who, inspired by the devil, placed the Twin Towers in New York and the Pentagon in Washington directly in the path of the airliners that our Muslim brethren from Saudi Arabia had borrowed for an innocent spin on that nippy fall morning!

Know this my fellow citizens, Brother Atta was not a brutal killer--rather, he was a victim of "stupidity" on the part of white engineers who caused those buildings to be in the wrong place at the wrong time!

Much has changed since 9/11. America is no longer a Christian nation, nor is it a conglomerate of old fat capitalists.

America has been changed, my friends, and we have only just begun.

Have a Happy and Safe 11th!