Mexico Floods America With Illiterate Peasants!
By John W. Lillpop
Pity poor Mexico and its beleaguered president, the brain dead Felipe Calderon!
The head bandito of the third-world cesspool directly to our south is blaming the United States for the influx of weapons into his dreary nation and haven for drug kingpins.
Whilst Felipe and crew bitch about weapons headed south, these corrupt elitists continue to send millions of illiterate peasants, AKA, illegal aliens, to haunt America.
Unlike weapons which can be disarmed and melted down into lawn furniture, illegal aliens reproduce with reckless abandon, steal welfare, food stamp, education, and health care benefits to which they are not entitled, and otherwise cause America to decay into the abyss of third-world misery.
Still, perhaps we can make a deal with the goofy Calderon. When he meets with the Mexican president next time, Obama should make the following offer:
America will stop weapons from flowing across the border into Mexico, provided that Mexico keeps its illiterate peasants from invading America.
How's that, Felipe? Bueno?
Posted by John W Lillpop at 8:01 AM