House Fairy In Snit Over Ferry!

Satire By John W. Lillpop

Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi's loyal House fairy, is also a roaring tightwad according to a report from the NY Post (Reference 1) repeated below, in part:

“Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank caused a scene when he demanded a $1 senior discount on his ferry fare to Fire Island's popular gay haunt, The Pines, last Friday.

“Frank was turned down by ticket clerks at the dock in Sayville because he didn't have the required Suffolk County Senior Citizens ID. A witness reports, "Frank made such a drama over the senior rate that I contemplated offering him the dollar to cool down the situation."

“Frank made news last year when he was spotted looking uncomfortable around a bevy of topless, well-built men at the Pines Annual Ascension Beach Party.

“Frank's spokesperson confirmed to Page Six that his partner, James Ready, asked the ticket office for a regular ticket for himself and a senior ticket for Frank, "but was turned down because Frank didn't have a resident ID”

Barney Frank: Carefully watching every dollar of his money while wasting yours!

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