Of Course Rahm Can Run! This Is Chicago!

By John W. Lillpop

In a ruling that should surprise no one, the Chicago Board of Election decided that Rahm Emanuel can run for mayor of the Windy and Corrupt City.

Never mind the facts, this is Chicago where the mob and gangsta politicians run things. Rule of law is little more than whimsical fancy.

Logically speaking, it makes perfect sense: If a bloke born in Kenya and trained on the streets of Chicago can game the U.S. Constitution and successfully capture the White House, why not Rahm Emanuel for mayor?

The fact that Emanuel’s resume includes recent service to The One must have helped, as the Election Board no doubt took into account the threat of hellish retaliation from Washington should Emanuel be spurned.

So much for the vaunted CHANGE that Obama was supposed to bring to American politics!