Where in Bloody Hell Is Janet Napolitano?

By John W. Lillpop

Janet Napolitano may be a perfectly wonderful daughter, sister, niece, aunt, and significant other.

However, she has no business serving as Secretary of Homeland Security, unless one is more concerned with affirmative action quotas than the lives and well-being of 300 million Americans.

Placing Napolitano in that vital post is a clear indication that President Obama is in total denial about the fact that America is at war. It also exposes his flagrant disregard for US borders and immigration laws.

Echoing Obama’s position, Napolitano considers it her job to be a “Welcoming Greeter” for illegal aliens, rather than enforcer of the law. In other words, she is smitten with bass-akwards thinking, a genetic disorder common in practicing liberals.

To date, under Napolitano’s watch, America has suffered two acts of attempted terrorism, one of which was successful.

Her “the system worked” comment after the Christmas Day “underwear bomber” episode is still amusing people everywhere, especially Osama bin Laden and his Al-Quaeda killer thugs.

However, even some Democrats are finally waking up to the arrogance and ineptness of this woman and they are not amused.

As reported, in part, at CNN.com (1):

“Washington (CNN) - Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano is in hot water for not appearing Wednesday at a congressional hearing on the failed attempt to blow up a U.S.-bound airliner on Christmas Day.

“House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Bennie Thompson said the committee had been told Napolitano would be out of the country and agreed to have her deputy, Jane Holl Lute, testify in her absence.

“But Thompson said he understood that Napolitano's schedule changed and she was in Washington. He said the committee should have been informed if she was unable to attend for another reason.”

So, the big question of the day is: Where in bloody hell is Janet Napolitano?

From the perspective of this unbiased reporter, it is clear that Napolitano has abandoned her post in pursuit of one or more of the following objectives:

( ) Advising illegal aliens that the United States now regards them as “Newly Arrived Fugitives,” rather than the correct designation as invading criminals.

( ) Personally escorting “Newly Arrived Fugitives” across the Mexican border and directly to DNC voter registration offices with an eye to growing the Democrat Party base in time for the 2010 elections.

( ) Updating her DHS memo concerning right-wing extremists to include all Massachusetts voters who voted for Scott Brown, including Brown himself, as potential terrorists that the government needs to scrutinize very carefully.

Janet Napolitano as Secretary of Homeland Security?

Come on Mr. President, its time to face reality: Napolitano must go!