With Helen Thomas, Ugliness Is Not Just Skin-Deep!

Satire by John Lillpop

Helen Thomas of the Washington Press Corps has a face and voice that only a mother could truly love.

Provided said mother happened to be a blind and deaf liberal, that is!

Thomas has been haunting presidential press conferences for nearly 50 years. In the 50 years prior to that, she was Herman Munster on The Munsters, a role for which she was uniquely qualified because she required absolutely no make up.

As the oldest living "journalist" to be on the payroll of both the DNC and UPI at the same time, one can see years of wear and tear played out on Thomas' haggard face.

However, those who thought that Helen Thomas was just another ugly face were shocked to learn that besides all those hideous wrinkles, pox marks, scars and other flaws that one would normally find on the remains of a successful suicide bomber, there is a truly ugly spirit.

Mind you, thinking people have known for years that this so-called journalist is a mean-spirited, hateful and biased leftist, completely unsullied by even the slightest trace of objectivity or integrity in her writings and verbal harangues.

Add “Anti-Semitic hag” to the mix of phrases used to describe this really pathetic fool. In her latest gig, Thomas wants the Jews of Israel to get the hell out of Palestine and go back to Germany and Poland:

Helen Thomas in whom ugliness is not just skin deep!