Al Gore: Unbearable Bore--- or “Crazed Sex Poodle”?

By John W. Lillpop

When Al and Tipper Gore announced the dissolution of their 40-year marriage recently, speculation was that Tipper had finally had enough of Gore the Bore and decided to seek a more lively and interesting life style.

But who would have thunk that Gore the Bore was actually a “Crazed Sex Poodle”?

As reported at reference 1, in part, Al Gore’s sexual dalliance in Oregon in 2006 is finally being exposed:

“JUNE 24--In a bizarre statement to police, the Oregon woman who claims that Al Gore fondled and groped her during a massage session described the former Vice President as a giggling "crazed sex poodle" who gave a "come hither" look before pouncing on her in a Portland hotel suite. In a taped January 2009 interview with cops, the 54-year-old woman, a licensed masseuse whose name has been redacted from police records, read from a lengthy prepared statement that detailed her alleged October 2006 encounter with Gore at the Hotel Lucia.”

Again, this is the sort of story one would understand if the actor were Bill Clinton. But Al Gore?