Satire by John W. Lillpop
Most liberals hate Christmas for the following reasons:
The real messiah was born 1961 years after Christ in a mud hut somewhere in a Kenyan village just a few thousand miles outside of Honolulu
Christians cannot produce a valid birth certificate for Jesus Christ; therefore, He is not, has never been, and never will be, eligible to serve as president or messiah
Turning water into wine is nothing compared to Obama’s ability to turn paper (dollar bill) into precious metal (silver half dollar)
Nativity scenes are offensive because Joseph and Mary were not married
Singing Christmas carols in public is not protected free speech because none of the founding fathers ever heard Silent Night, O Little Town of Bethlehem, or any other of the violent anti-Muslim lyrics so popular these days
Biblical accounts concerning the birth of Jesus are clearly flawed because there were not so many as three wise men in all of the Middle East back in those days and continuing to this day
Christmas trees are bad for the environment, are a serious violation of separation of Church and state, and piss off both Muslims and Jews
Tolerance is essential, except when it comes to gap-toothed, Bible thumping red necks who actually believe that a baby Jew was born to a virgin just to save the world
Children should be protected from Christmas nonsense like Santa Claus and his elves, whereas teaching the young about Obama and his minions in Congress is an essential part of a quality education
There you go: Liberal insanity at it best at Christmas!
