17.12.09

Liberals Abandon Christmas, Embrace Easter in December!

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Liberal loathing of the Christmas story is legendary and explains why the left is, and will forever be, out of touch with mainstream America.

However, liberal moon bats seem to have outdone even themselves with the latest blood-letting taking place in the Senate over the health care disaster commonly known as ObamaCare.

Indeed, it now appears as though the left has decided to replace Christmas with Easter in December, at least the Crucifixion part, that is.

As reported at Politico.com, in part:

“In a stunning reversal of fortune for President Barack Obama, top progressives are attacking the health-reform plan moving through the Senate as “hollow,” “unsupportable” and a sellout to corporate interests.

“Republicans, after plotting for months to sink the signature legislation of Obama’s first year, suddenly think that Democrats might wind up doing it for them.

“Most dangerously for White House chances of assembling 60 Senate votes, former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean launched a third day of attacks on the emerging bill, arguing in a Washington Post op-ed that it meets none of his benchmarks for “real reform.”

“[A]s it stands, this bill would do more harm than good to the future of America,” Dean wrote, then took to the airwaves to amplify his case."

No longer convinced that Barack Hussein Obama is anything more special than your garden variety Chicago mobster, sans the mean-spirited cajoles needed for the job, liberal lunatics like Howard Dean, Keith Olbermann, and Markos Moulitsas, founder of Daily Kos, are calling for the scalp of the man who was once seen as the world’s redeemer by liberals from coast-to-coast.

All of which makes for terrific entertainment and seasonal joy, to say nothing of saving the republic trillions of dollars in taxpayer money that would have been wasted on yet another stupid liberal bust.

With nut balls like Olbermann and Dean on the Easter patrol, know of a certainty that the Crucifixion will take place.

In high doubt, however, are prospects for any sort of robust resurrection!