By John W. Lillpop
My two front teeth are doing quite well, thank you.
What I really want for Christmas over the next 12 months:
*US troops home from Iraq and Afghanistan, but only when America has finished the job by defeating the enemy!
* Veto-proof, conservative majorities in both chambers of Congress
*An apology-free year from the “sorriest” president in US history, unless he decides to atone for his own arrogant “acts of stupidity”
*Defeat of ObamaCare and its death panels, funding for abortions, coverage for illegal aliens, and devastating impact on the deficit
*Election of Sheriff Joe Arpaio as governor of Arizona
*Permanent reassignment of Janet Napolitano to the place in North America furthest from any US border
*An end to Obama’s “government by czars” scheme
*No new programs for stimulus or bail out waste and fraud
*Honest “jobs created and saved” numbers from the White House
* Less sympathy for those who are in homes they are not qualified to own, and more sympathy for middle class taxpayers who always end up paying the bill
*Dismantling of the global warming myth that has produced the greatest scientific hoax in history
Oh, and by the way Santa, I have been especially nice this year—so pony up with the goods, pal!
