By John W. Lillpop
That old John Travolta favorite, “Looking for love in all the wrong places,” undoubtedly has new meaning for a young couple who fell in lust inside a local Walmart store recently.
AUGUST 1--A pair of frisky Kansans are facing criminal charges after they allegedly swiped some K-Y Jelly from a Walmart and actually began trysting inside the big box retailer.Lesson learned: Always Pay for the jelly before getting down to business!
The X-rated encounter Sunday evening resulted in the arrest of Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, on theft and lewd and lascivious behavior charges, according to the Hutchinson Police Department.
Witnesses told officers that the couple was openly fondling each other in full view of fellow Walmart shoppers (which resulted in the lewd and lascivious charges). Additionally, the pair was accused of shoplifting the sexual lubricant and other items.
Municipal Court complaints filed against Call and Gianakon accuse them of engaging “in sexual intercourse or sodomy with any person or animal with knowledge or reasonable anticipation that the participants are being viewed by another.”
Call and Gianakon--both of whom appeared sober--were briefly booked into the Reno County jail on the misdemeanor counts.”