By John W. Lillpop
With America on the brink of financial bankruptcy at the hands of an untalented Marxist who hates America, why in Hades are CNN, FOX News, and MSNBC wasting precious broadcast time covering this Rebekah whatever from across the pond?
Rebekah Brooks? Like who gives a damn?
While this fuzzy-headed limy blathers on and on in a form of English that is inexcusable for anyone over age 5, those of us who speak English as God intended long for our daily ration of lies and exaggerations from the White House where Barack Obama speaks perfect English while making history on a daily basis as the most incompetent and corrupt man to step foot in the property known as 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
We need our daily “fix” of weeping and slobbering from the Crier of the House, John Boehner. Boehner almost, but not quite, makes one long for the deposed Shrieker of the House and prominent moon bat, Nancy Pelosi.
We yearn for the latest sabotage scheme from Mitch McConnell, the Kentucky gentleman who is pushing Barack Obama as the first official, black dictator of the U.S.
Good heavens, give us our lying, double-crossing, inept American politicians, all of whom know how to speak English!