Satire by John W. Lillpop
Congressional liberals desperate to reverse their prospects for joining the ranks of the unemployed thirteen months hence, have secretly conspired with President Obama to put America back to work in a unique, albeit controversial, fashion.
The idea is for Obama to hire enough czars to put a dent in the grotesque unemployment numbers and to keep the jobless population below ten percent, at all costs.
Which is why Obama has a czar for damn near everything and is why he is planning more even as this is written.
The Obama "Czar Search" is being promoted with the following advert which is posted on Craig's list, ACORN hot jobs, and the Chicago Underground Gazette:
Help Wanted
Top secret position in Washington, D.C. reporting to top government official. Applicant will be involved in a variety of activities designed to CHANGE America in ten months, including competitive intelligence, fund raising, voter registration, and other vital functions needed to defeat corporate greed and capitalism.
Most assignments will be underground and all require an open mind when it comes to issues involving ethics and legalities.
Masters or higher in politics preferred, but GED is acceptable when accompanied by excellent fund raising skills.
Right-wing extremists and blue dog Democrats need not apply.
Shrieker Nancy Pelosi contributed big time to the effort by proposing construction of a new "Czar Headquarters" building in downtown Washington. Pelosi says the facility will be two million square feet and will house 750,000 czars, their staffs, and supporting functions.
Construction itself will require 250,000 laborers and hard hat workers. Pelosi hopes to fill this urgent need with out of work illegal aliens looking for free health care and $30 an hour base salary.
There you go, liberals have already added a million new jobs without even trying! Several hundred accountants and lawyers will also be needed to crunch the numbers and to stifle nosy Republicans!
A revolutionary idea from the curious mind of Barack Obama: Putting America Back to Work, One Czar at a Time!
