Don’t Cry for Argentina---or Hillary & Bill Clinton!

By John W. Lillpop

In one of the most outrageous political scams to prey on the sympathies of voters will big hearts, but incredibly small, dysfunctional brains, multi-millionaire and congenital liar Hillary Rodham Clinton, a lifelong Democrat, resorted to passing out crying towels while being interviewed by ABC News.

The former first lady made the following remarks in the  interview that aired Monday.

"We came out of the White House not only dead broke, but in debt," Clinton told ABC News. "We had no money when we got there, and we struggled to, you know, piece together the resources for mortgages, for houses, for Chelsea's education. You know, it was not easy."

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Poor baby!

The disadvantaged former first lady and her tramp husband/ former President were forced into abject poverty as a result of Bill Clinton’s inability to curb his voracious appetite for sexual harassment of young female underlings; said abuses taking place whilst Slick held executive power in the Arkansas governor’s mansion, and in that secluded back room off the Oval Office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, which made the name Monica Lewinsky synonymous  with sin.

Sexual harassment can be a very costly transgression as Bill and Hillary Clinton learned first-hand when they wrote out a check for $850,000 to Paula Jones in exchange for her agreement to drop a sexual harassment lawsuit against the Slick One.

The Clintons, though, did all right for themselves, and quickly -- Bill Clinton almost immediately hit the speaking circuit, making millions along the way.

By 2009, when Hillary Clinton was preparing to join President Obama's administration as secretary of State, the Clintons' wealth was somewhere between $10 million and $50 million.

But perhaps Hillary has a point: Perhaps the White House is too tough on elder adults approaching their 70th birthdays?

Therefore, Hillary, may we suggest that you shelter yourself and Slick from another round of abuse at the White House?

Just say NO to 2016, Hillary, and all will be forgotten!