By John W. Lillpop
Gloria MacKenzie had a real good day May 18: She won the power ball lottery worth about $591 million, before taxes.
No Doubt the 84-year-old Floridian woman is wild with joy! All of those dreams can now be realized.
On the other hand, Ms. MacKenzie must be cursing the heavens for waiting so damn long to bring Serendipity into her life.
After all, at her age, there simply are not a whole of lot of years left in which to enjoy her newly minted wealth.
Still, my congratulations to Gloria and best wishes for a great time in the years ahead.
And if you are looking for a conservative gentleman to escort you through your remaining golden years(for a small fee), I can be reached 24/7 in California!