Satire by John W. Lillpop
Now that the 9th anniversary of the September 11 attacks and the related Koran-burning frenzy are behind us, it time to plan for the mid-term elections, which are forecast to bring much-needed CHANGE after 20+ months of insolence and rampant Marxism.
In my household, the five items listed below are on the “Short list” of preferred torchings over the next 50 days:
Audacity of Hope, an oppressed racial minority explains how to manipulate liberal guilt into political power and wealth;
Alleged Birth Certificate for Barry Sorento, Better Known as Barack Hussein Obama, and 44th President of United States;
The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009, also called the Stimulus, which cost taxpayers one trillion dollars. More than 2,000 Pages. Perfect to Burn for Heat on Cold Wintry Nights;
Dreams of My Father, an oppressed religious minority explains how to finesse religious bigotry into a fancy address in Washington, D.C. Not recommended for children under 18.
The Health Care Reform Bill commonly referred to as the Citizen’s Guide to Parlor Magic. Illustrates how to add 30 million uninsured to the ranks of the insured while reducing overall costs.
There you go—my favorite kindling stuff for the period between now and November.
Happing reading and burning, Patriots!
