By John W. Lillpop
Poor Michelle Obama.
Despite having 30 or more servants satisfying her every temporal need and wish 24/7 in the White House;
Despite the fame and fortune that accrues to one fortunate enough to be the FLOTUS;
Despite lavish vacations in Europe that cost taxpayers close to one half million dollars;
Despite the full force and service of the Secret Service to protect she and her daughters;
Despite living a life of extravagant leisure and luxury while seven percent of the nation languishes in poverty;
Despite her pampered and protected life, Michelle Obama regards her situation as FLOTUS as “hell,” as least according to a book which quotes acquaintances of Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, France’s first lady.
Sorry, Michelle, but HELL is being unemployed, a situation exacerbated by your husband's anti-business zeal and lack of understanding;
HELL is the huge tax increases about to devastate all taxpayers because of your husband's insolence and arrogance;
HELL is being a senior citizen in frail health during the era of rationed care and death panels, both products of your husband's arrogant destruction of the finest health care system in the world;
HELL is having friend or family in Iraq where American men and women are still engaged in combat, a fact not appreciated by your husband;
HELL is being a parent living in the knowledge that your husband's reckless and irresponsible spending has bloated the federal deficit completely out of control;
HELL is living in Arizona where illegal aliens continue to invade America and where your husband refuses to secure the borders and enforce the laws, and even sues Arizona for defending American citizens from foreign invaders.
Above all else, HELL is living with the devil which you, Michelle, have as your just reward for betrothing the Evil One!
