How to Explain “Green House” on Planet Venus?

By John W. Lillpop

Although the science is not yet entirely settled, research suggests that there are no greedy Republican racists messing up environmental doings on Venus, Earth’s “sister” planet.

Indeed, there are no smoky old cars, coal plants, noxious  summer BBQ-s, or other instances of unchecked capitalism running amuck to the detriment of the Venus skies.

Even though Venus has no cars, coal plants, out of tune lawn mowers, or other signs of man-made environmental abuse, it is still ravaged by out-of-control green house devastation and is regarded by many scientists as a “dead” planet.

Even with no commerce-killing EPA to destroy jobs and progress, Venus  is saddled with a stifling atmosphere of carbon dioxide, scorching surface temperatures, and other dreadful conditions which make life there unmanageable, even impossible, some say.

Meanwhile, back here in our pristine Garden of Eden,  deluded crack pots like Barack Obama, Al Gore, Nancy Pelosi, and other alarmists warn of the dangers of green house emissions caused by automobiles, plastic bags, and the like, while the EPA plots the end of capitalism as we know it.

Is it possible that nature, rather than the likes of Obama, Pelosi and Gore, is doing its job as intended, and simply does not need an EPA?