12.12.11

Savage to Gingrich: I Will Pay You One Million Dollars to Not Run!

By John W. Lillpop

Once again Dr. Michael Savage has obviated my need for Prozac and 20 years of intense psychotherapy!

You see, my psyche has been in a state of panic/disrepair concurrent with the resurrection of Newt Gingrich from the ranks of the politically dead and his improbable ascension to number one in the ongoing brawl among GOP candidates running to replace Barack Obama.

My ability to tolerate Gingrich crashed when he gave his spiel about special consideration(amnesty!) for illegal aliens whom have been here for 25 years!

How in the hell does that make any sense whatsoever?

Those whom have violated our borders and have deliberately eluded the rule of law for 25 years deserve special treatment, wrapped in forgiveness and compassion?

Bassackwards thinking, says I!

After all, those who have been here the longest are the most guilty and should be the very first to be deported!

Lest one conclude that the objective is to break-up families or be inhumane, please remember that, by being here for 25 years, illegals have shown utter contempt and disregard for American sovereignty and values!

Rewarding said vermin in any way will only serve to attract millions more and will encourage those already here to wait out the “Gringos and their silly laws.”

Is Newt Gingrich’s vision for America millions of “invented citizens,” who do not speak the language, have no respect for American culture and the rule of law?

Wrapping that idiocy around my abused mind was just too much. It all seemed hopeless, a lost cause.

Clearly, I was an isolated madman, out of touch with real conservatives. Bring me Prozac and Vodka, please!

That gloom and doom thinking dominated my being until I learned that Michael Savage sees Gingrich exactly as I do-- a dangerous foe of America.

Savage has done what I cannot afford to do: Offered money to Gingrich for not running.

The message from Michael Savage is as follows (see reference):


THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL FIELD HAS COME DOWN TO TWO CANDIDATES WHO HAVE A REAL CHANCE OF GETTING THE NOMINATION: NEWT GINGRICH AND MITT ROMNEY. WHILE IT’S TRUE THAT ROMNEY IS NOT AS STRONG A CONSERVATIVE AS MANY WOULD LIKE HIM TO BE, THE MOST PRESSING ISSUE BEFORE AMERICA TODAY IS DEFEATING BARACK OBAMA. AND THAT IS SOMETHING NEWT GINGRICH CANNOT DO. FOR WEEKS ON MY SHOW, I HAVE ENUMERATED THE REASONS WHY GINGRICH CANNOT SUCCEED IN AN ELECTION AGAINST OBAMA:

 · WHEN HE WAS SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE, GINGRICH FAILED TO DELIVER ON HIS SO-CALLED CONTRACT WITH AMERICA.
 · HE MADE ADS WITH NANCY PELOSI PROMOTING THE FALSE THEORY OF GLOBAL WARMING.
 · HE’S IN FAVOR OF AMNESTY FOR ILLEGAL ALIENS.
 · HE’S TAKEN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FROM FANNIE MAE AND FREDDIE MAC, TWO OF THE MOST CORRUPT FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS IN HISTORY.
 · HE’S CHEATED ON TWO WIVES AND LEFT BOTH OF THEM WHILE THEY WERE BOTH SERIOUSLY ILL, WHICH WILL DESTROY HIS CHANCES AMONG FEMALE VOTERS.
 · HE CALLED THE REPUBLICAN PLAN TO REFORM MEDICARE “RIGHT WING SOCIAL ENGINEERING.”
 · IN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE AGAINST OBAMA, REGARDLESS OF HOW WELL HE DOES, ON TELEVISION, HE WILL COME OFF BADLY COMPARED TO OBAMA AND LOOK LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN WHAT HE IS: A FAT, OLD, WHITE MAN.

NEWT GINRICH IS UNELECTABLE. MITT ROMNEY IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE WITH A CHANCE OF DEFEATING BARACK OBAMA,

AND THERE IS NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT FOR FUTURE HEALTH, SAFETY, AND SECURITY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THEREFORE, I AM OFFERING NEWT GINGRICH ONE MILLION DOLLARS TO DROP OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE FOR THE SAKE OF THE NATION.
IF NEWT GINGRICH REALLY LOVES THIS COUNTRY AS MUCH AS HE SAYS HE DOES, IF HE REALLY WANTS WHAT IS BEST FOR AMERICA, HE WILL SET HIS EGO ASIDE, CALL ME, AND ACCEPT MY OFFER. HIS CONTINUED CANDIDACY SPELLS NOTHING BUT RUIN FOR CONSERVATIVES, REPUBLICANS, AND ALL TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS. ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN EXCHANGE FOR PRESERVING THE NATION, NEWT. I SAY TAKE THE MONEY… AND DON’T RUN.

More patriotic words have never been spoken or written. Manna from heaven courtesy, of the one and only Dr. Michael Savage.

Thank you good doctor and Happy Holidays!


http://www.michaelsavage.wnd.com/2011/12/savage-offers-gingrich-1-million-to-drop-out-of-the-race-will-announce-on-show-today/