By John W. Lillpop
Although America is under siege and occupied by liberal fascists, conservatives still have much to be thankful for this holiday.
Among the blessings for which right-wing extremists should give thanks:
* Barack Obama’s plummeting approval numbers, indicative of America’s spiritual awakening and intellectual recovery
* Exposure of global warming as yet another monstrous liberal fraud
* Joe Liebermann + the filibuster rule
* Mid-term elections less than a year away + Republican prospects for rescuing America from Marxist extremists
* The rising star of Glenn Beck and banishment of Van Jones
* Tea parties and disruptive town hall meetings
* Election results from New Jersey and Virginia
* William Jefferson and Charlie Rangel are Nancy Pelosi Democrats
* Prospects for booting Chris Dodd, Harry Reid, Roland Burris, and Arlene Specter out of the US Senate in 2010
* Delivery of justice to Beltway sniper John Allen Muhammad
* Voter recognition of the fact that CHANGE does not always mean better or improved
* Janet Napolitano has no twin and is incapable of reproducing
There you go: Just by opening one's mind to the presence of positive Karma, there is plenty to be thankful for.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
