Pink Undies In Bam’s Future?

By John W. Lillpop

Just when it appeared as though Rule of Law, honesty, and integrity were “old school” American oddities headed for the trash bin, a true American hero has emerged to take on the most corrupt president in US history in a head-to-head confrontation that rivals the David Vs. Goliath biblical story for mismatches.

Specifically, “America’s Toughest Sheriff,” Sheriff Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona, has completed a six-month investigation into the eligibility of Barack Obama to serve as President of these United States in accordance with the United States Constitution, which according to the White House, is an out-dated, irrelevant work created more than 230 years ago by a gang of outlaw white racists to justify the practice of slavery.

Sheriff Arpaio’s enlightening and inspired report, which was issued on March 1, exposed the truth: Obama’s birth certificate is a forgery.

As reported at reference 1, in part:

Sheriff Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona, announced last Thursday that he believes President Obama’s birth certificate, released last year, is a fake.

Mr. Arpaio personally commissioned a ten-page report that allegedly shows that Obama’s long-form birth certificate is a “computer generated forgery,” the Chicago Sun Times reports.
The investigation was conducted by volunteers working for Mr. Arpaio. According to the Maricopa County Sheriff, volunteers were used in an attempt not to spend taxpayer money on the investigation. Most of the people involved were retired police officers and lawyers

Sheriff Joseph Arpaio has made a name for himself as “America’s Toughest Sheriff,” and he is especially well-known for his tough stance on illegal immigration.

Though Mr. Arpaio made it clear that he was not questioning the President’s legal status or alleging fraud, the Arizona Sheriff did say that there is evidence of crime.

Mr. Arpaio said that he was motivated to undertake the investigation after a group of nearly 250 people connected to an Arizona branch of the Tea Party group requested that an investigation be completed last summer. “I’m just doing my job,” said Mr. Arpaio said during a news conference.

The Obama campaign brushed off Mr. Arpaio’s accusations. Campaign spokesperson Ben LaBolt tweeted what he called a “live link” to Arpaio’s news conference, but the link instead lead viewers to a video clip of the conspiracy-theory based television series from the 90s, “The X-Files.”

The reaction shows that the Obama campaign is not taking the accusations seriously, and that they do not predict that Mr. Arpaio’s investigation will reignite the skepticism that raged earlier in Mr. Obama’s political career.

Speculation about Obama’s birthplace began almost immediately after Mr. Obama began his first Presidential campaign more than four years ago. Those who believe that Mr. Obama was not born in the United States—“Birthers,” as the group has come to be known—contend that President Obama was born in Kenya, the country where his father was born. These “Birthers” have argued that, as a result, President Obama’s birth certificate is a fake.”

The sheriff’s complete report is presented in reference 2.

Given the wild, wild world of political bluster and discord that the Obama administration has produced over the past threee years, the report by Sheriff Arpaio is a refreshing break and much- needed reassurance that objectivity, fairness, and truth continue to be important elements of American culture.

Arpaio’s stunning report prompts the edgy question:

Are Pink Undies in Obama’s future? In other words, will Obama be taken into custody in Arizona and forced to wear pink underwear in order to effect an appropriate “attitude adjustment?”

Bravo Sheriff, and please continue your heroic work on behalf of the American people.

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