11.5.11

Caution to Illegal Aliens: Don’t Sup of Obama’s Kool-Aid!

By John W. Lillpop


Although it is normally below my pay grade and moral inclination to give aid and comfort to invading criminals (the non-PC, factually-correct term for illegal aliens), President Obama’s dastardly display of deceit and disrespect at the border in El Paso was so fraught with fraud and abuse that one MUST shout out

Note please that this gift is NOT available in Spanish, so perhaps most illegals will never even know that it exists.

On to the subject at hand.

Despite Obama’s clever jokes around about moats and alligators and the tough talk to jolt Republicans out of their racist ivory towers, comprehensive immigration reform, at least the version favored by the President and most Democrats, ain’t gonna happen anytime soon!

Do not--repeat, do NOT—bet your farm on being legalalized anytime soon, despite the glowing words from Obama.

Remember, this is the same guy who promised “reform” as part of his election campaign nearly three years ago!

And what has he accomplished so far? Like, nada. Nothing, El zero.

You see, amigos, here in America, the President is just one piece of the government. In order for dramatic change to occur, the United States Congress must agree with the president.

To date, Congress has been unwilling to allow foreign invaders (y’all!) to cut in line ahead of millions of other people around the world waiting to come here.

It’s called basic fairness and rule of law, two concepts which President Obama rarely mentions and never favors.

Most of the opposition to amnesty for invading criminals comes from Republicans who believe that a nation of laws should abide by those laws. Most American citizens agree.

What you need to know is that last November, the American people voted in important elections from coast-to-coast. Those elections resulted in a massive rejection of President Obama’s policies and the election of more than 65 new Republicans to Congress.

Our new Congress is vastly different than it was before November 2, 2010. Now Republicans are in control of the U.S. House and have more power in the U.S. Senate.

All of which means that President Obama has treated you like loco hombres with his silly talk. In truth, immigration reform is a dead issue for the foreseeable future.

Obama’s musing about moats and alligators was nothing more than a cruel tease, or as the politicians say, an attempt to “rouse the base.”

Although Obama’s proposed amnesty, including a path to citizenship for invaders, is made of whole fairy dust, you will be pleased to learn that there is already a PATH TO CITIZENSHIP available to those willing to follow the rules and wait their turn.

Simply apply for citizenship at any official U.S. Immigration Services Office.

Tell them Obama sent you, and Fair and balanced treatment is guaranteed!

One final point about this president: In June of 2008, while running for election, Obama chided Americans who complain that new- comers do not learn English.

Obama’s response was “Americans need to learn Spanish!”

That was nearly three years ago. How do you suppose the President’s Spanish is progressing? Is he now a bilingual liar?