Miraculous Tune-up of Obamacare Numbers Machine!

By John W. Lillpop

Over the past several months, the Obama administration has consistently thwarted media and public attempts to secure accurate and reliable data about the success, or (God forbid) failure, of Obamacare.

Questions such as these have been posed:

How many have actually “signed up” and what does signup mean?

How many enrollees have actually paid for coverage?

How many young and healthy adults have bought into Obamacare, as contrasted with the number of older, less healthy enrollees?

How many innocent Americans were dropped from existing coverage solely because of Obamacare?

How many “signups” were previously insured?

Inquiries such as the above have been treated with utter contempt by the Obama palace guard, led by Kathleen Sebelius, of the HHS Mafia contingent.

Its as though such questions are impertinent intrusions into the sacred cow of Executive Privilege, as defined by The One and fiercely protected by those whom subscribe to the idiotic notion that He is blessed with  infallibility, not unlike that often attributed to the Pope.

Thus, such inquires have been ignored or stonewalled by HHS which has consistently declared that the data are simply not available.

No cover up or censorship, mind you, its just that we simply have not had sufficient time to respond.

The systemic and enduring failure of the Administration to account for Obamacare experienced a dramatic reversal this week, just in time for April Fools Day.

Indeed, despite the fact that the Healthcare.com web site was disabled twice during the final hours before the enrollment deadline, Barack Obama and Joe Biden somehow managed to extract enough information from the HHS Mafia web site to justify a gaudy victory lap in which the Obama-Biden team hailed the miraculous recovery of 21st century technology and the ensuing attainment of 7.1 million enrollees.

Mind you, the enrollment process was still in process and yet the President and Vice President were lustily engaged in “High Five” self-congratulations for the alleged victory of Marxist health care over the will and spirit of we the people!

Next to the “If you like your health care plan and doctor” lies, the Obama-Biden celebration of phony numbers and outright fraud prove beyond question that American Exceptionalism is dead and buried!