Al-Qaeda in Kentucky? On Welfare, No Less?
Outrage by John W. Lillpop
Yet another “phony scandal,” is threatening to further erode the dubious legacy of Barack Obama.
This phony pony, no doubt inspired by racism and discrimination of the sort that has Oprah Winfrey on the verge of trading in her multi-billion dollar empire for a one-way ticket to a remote jungle in Africa where the former Queen of Talk will spend her remaining years balancing water and food on her head to combat hunger and discrimination among African-Kenyan sufferers, is a dilly!
According to news sources generally considered reliable, Al-Qaeda thugs that Barack Obama once dismissed as “decimated” have made their way all the way into the
green hills of Kentucky, where they now survive on welfare benefits and housing intended for illegal aliens who speak Spanish, and, one would assume, who stay in touch with The One on cell phones issued by criminals from the Reelect Obama 2012 campaign.
Of course the media, both left and right, is in a riled-up state of feigned surprise, shocked that Al-Qaeda terrorists could actually be right under the nose of our tough-minded community organizer president!
How the hell did this happen, one asks, incredulously?
To which one must indignantly respond: Where in the hell have you been since January 20, 2009?
Remember that is the date on which the United States began the “fundamental transformation” promised by Barack Obama, a prominent leader in the Muslim Brotherhood, to the darkness of Islam and its blood-drenched history.
For those whom may have forgotten, Obama’s surrender to Islam was immediately confirmed when The One, in one of his first acts as President, promised to close GITMO and bring the 9/11 bad guys into American society and onto American soil.
It was a benevolent act of “Removing the Shadows” for underrepresented terrorists and, if successful, would have been the first wave of amnesty pursued by The One and his merchants of crime in Congress.
But back to Kentucky and Al-Qaeda loitering there. Just what could those murderous scoundrels be up to?
Two logical theories from the twisted mind of this author:
1. Al-Qaeda thugs are on a fact-finding mission for The One who is looking for a suitable relocation site for soon-to-be-redeemed terrorists from GITMO. Kentucky seems a great choice because it is the home state of Republican senators Mitch McConnell and Rand Paul AND,
2. Because Kentucky is reputed to be among the more successful states in the bait and switch chicanery known as Obamacare, the state is at the top of the president’s list of states that will support the “inclusive” policies of progressive dim wits!
After all, making Obamacare available to Al-Qaeda is damn near as important to The One as making Marxist medicine readily accessible to invading aliens from south of our borders!
In addition, importing Al-Qaeda to Kentucky reinforces the wisdom of Mohamed Elibiary, a senior Dept. of Homeland Security advisor, who recently tweeted that America is “an Islamic country”.
A senior aid to the President declined to comment further on this story except to say that Obama will deliver a major speech on the issue in which he will emphatically promise Americans, “If you like your nation and Democracy, you will able to keep both. Period!”
God help us, Pilgrims!
Posted by John W Lillpop at 11:41 AM