15.1.12

Tewbow Mauling Proves that God Is Dead: Right?











By John W. Lillpop

Tim Tewbow’s improbable fairytale season came to a screeching halt on Saturday at the hands of the New England Patriots in Foxborough, Mass.

Rather than the all-enthralling nail biter that had been promised, the Tom Brady vs. Tim Tebow epic was almost over before it began.

The much-ballyhooed war ended in an ungodly rout of the affable Christian quarterback who captured the imagination of the entire sports world while completely pissing off leftist windbags like Bill Maher.

Maher is the cranky curmudgeon who hates the fact that his intellect is no more magnificent than that bestowed on common folk, and who, in a fit of pique over being robbed of his rightful genius, tries to cover up his shortcomings by denying that God exists, a protestation almost always associated with one operating with an IQ of 170, or greater.

Think there is no such thing as God? Brother, you MUST be a genius!

No doubt Maher was on his knees thanking Satan and his legion of angels as Tebow and the Denver team fell 45-10.

All of which proves that Maher is a genius AND that God is dead, if he ever existed, right?

There are other possibilities.

For instance, perhaps God answered the supplications of Tom Brady or other Patriots’ players? Why would He abandon his faithful servant Tebow at a time His hand was most urgently needed? Who knows?

Or perhaps Tim Tebow did not actually pray for God to deliver a W, but rather prayed for a clean, well-played contest in which no player was seriously injured?

Or consider the possibility that Tebow actually prayed FOR BRADY to win, given the fact that Brady has fallen on tough times recently?

Say what? Praying for one’s enemies? What sort of spiritual mumbo-jumbo is that?

It’s called Christian Love, Bill. It’s REALLY what Jesus is all about.

No one in his or her right mind would really believe that the Lord gives a hoot about 22 oversized zombies romping around on 100 yards of grass just to control an inflated bag of dead pigskin!

Even Bill Maher can’t be THAT simple-minded. Right?