10 Special Blessings Worthy of Thanks

By John W. Lillpop

With our blessed nation under assault from the very people we elected to protect and defend us and our Constitution, finding blessings to give thanks for this year is a chore that requires more due diligence.

Still, there ARE blessings which are praiseworthy.

My favorites include:

( ) Barack Obama is NOT twins, and has no male son to whom his Fascist Kingdom can be bequeathed.

( ) Rigid gun control laws limited the carnage from the Obama-Holder ‘Fast and Furious’ crime spree.

( ) Chris Matthews has matured and now realizes that Obama is a real pain in the rear, rather than a thrill running up and down his neurotic leg.

( ) My cable-TV package does not include the Keith Olbermann Countdown.

( ) Only $600 billion will be sequestered from the defense budget pursuant to the Super Committee failure--much to the dismay of lefties like Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi.

( ) The federal deficit ceiling is NOT automatically raised to keep up with the plunging value of the U.S. dollar.

( ) Michelle Obama is NOT authorized to issue Executive Orders to meal planners and chefs other than the several score that work in the White House kitchen.

( ) Salt and sugar are still legal and generally available, except in Washington, D.C.

( ) Barack is too busy invading Uganda and Australia to involve himself with Iran and Syria, thereby saving America untold billions that would be expended on white surrender towels.

All in all, a paltry list to be sure.

Still, in the spirit of the Season, Happy Thanksgiving!