Democrat Woes Mount: Angry Illegal Aliens May Sit out Election!

Satire by John W. Lillpop

The political fortunes of Barack Obama and the Democrat Party  continue to decline precipitously, just as important mid-term elections which could significantly impact Obama's final two years in office loom.

Oddly enough, Obama has somehow weathered grave scandals involving the IRS, Veterans’ Administration, Fast and Furious, Benghazi, and others worthy of immediate impeachment, only to find himself out of favor with one of his most populous and loyal constituencies---the illegal alien bunch.

How bitterly ironic for Obama and the Democrats that illegal aliens are threatening to NOT vote in November, owing to broken promises and the lack of progress in gaining amnesty from the rule of law with respect to their unlawful invasion and occupancy of US soil.

Illegals, it will be remembered, have been led to believe by the likes of clowns like Eric Holder, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Obama himself that, because of their Latino roots, illegal aliens are exempt from immigration laws and the rule of law in general.

Indeed, according to Democrats,  being Hispanic endows one an inalienable birthright to US citizenship, regardless of one’s health, criminal history, or financial status.

As a consequence, Latinos have come to believe that Obama can use his pen and phone to wipe out borders and trivial immigration concerns such as criminal, health, and financial history, connections to terrorism, and other silly notions that encumber other peoples around the world not blessed with Hispanic DNA!

They wait breathlessly for the Obama Executive Order that will make them US citizens, eligible for the magnificent booty that citizenship confers on the blessed, including automatic enrollment in ObamaCare---whether they want it or not.

It’s called “Shared Prosperity” in the Obama administration and is part of the reason so many peasants are willing to risk life and limb to invade America.

However, thousands of illegals are so outraged by the delay in receiving their shared prosperity stuff that they have threatened the Obama administration as follows: :

Unless the president acts promptly to grant Latinos their birthright to US citizenship, we shall refuse to vote illegally for Democrats come November!

Now THAT is a threat that will surely get Obama’s attention!