By John W. Lillpop
Obviously, NOT his private parts!
Still, the very liberal Democrat Representative from New York appears to be hiding something from the media and the public related to a lewd photo sent from his Tweeter account.
How else to explain the fact that Weiner has refused to answer definitely YES or NO when asked if the controversial photo is, in fact, of himself?
Which leads to an immediate follow-up: How can there be any doubt one way or the other? Did you or any other party take a photo of your penis?
Then there is Weiner’s unfathomable reluctance to get the FBI or other law enforcement involved. Remember, we are talking about a sitting member of the U.S. House being stripped of the dignity to which he is entitled as an elected member of Congress.
Why not demand a complete FBI investigation to get to the bottom of the matter and (hopefully) drive a perverted hacker out of business?
Or is Weiner afraid to let the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth emerge because he is up to his knickers in salacious behavior best not made public?
Then again, perhaps the entire matter is much ado about nothing?