Al Gore’s Faces Fierce Competition in Copenhagen!

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Move over, Al Gore! When it comes to being a global warming whore, you now have professional competition.

As reported, in part, at nydailynews.com:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/12/04/2009-12-04_prostitutes_offer_free_sex_to_globalwarming_summit_delegates_in_copenhagen.html

“Global-warming summiteers have been told it's uncool to buy hookers, but prostitutes have turned a trick of their own: heating up the atmosphere in Copenhagen by offering free sex to delegates.

“Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard and the city council had postcards sent to 160 hotels urging people coming to town for next week’s UN Climate Change Conference to "be sustainable – don't buy sex," according to Spiegelonline.

"Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes," the cards say.

“Pols may think enviro delegates should only burn their cash on the kind of hot Danish that goes with coffee, but sending that kind of message got the Sex Workers Interest Group steamed.

"This is sheer discrimination. Ritt Bjerregaard is abusing her position as lord mayor in using her power to prevent us carrying out our perfectly legal job. I don't understand how she can be allowed to contact people in this way," the group's spokeswoman, Susanne Møller, was quoted as saying.

"We have to defend ourselves," Moller said in touting the call girl giveaway, which offers a comp romp to anyone who can produce a warning card and summit ID badge.”

So, if I understand you, Al, you are offering a handshake for $1,200?

And you expect that to be competitive against a free romp with a sweet young thang who could care less about the fraud that is global warming?

And this is the fellow who almost won the presidency?

All I Want for Christmas Is--

By John W. Lillpop

My two front teeth are doing quite well, thank you.

What I really want for Christmas over the next 12 months:

*US troops home from Iraq and Afghanistan, but only when America has finished the job by defeating the enemy!

* Veto-proof, conservative majorities in both chambers of Congress

*An apology-free year from the “sorriest” president in US history, unless he decides to atone for his own arrogant “acts of stupidity”

*Defeat of ObamaCare and its death panels, funding for abortions, coverage for illegal aliens, and devastating impact on the deficit

*Election of Sheriff Joe Arpaio as governor of Arizona

*Permanent reassignment of Janet Napolitano to the place in North America furthest from any US border

*An end to Obama’s “government by czars” scheme

*No new programs for stimulus or bail out waste and fraud

*Honest “jobs created and saved” numbers from the White House

* Less sympathy for those who are in homes they are not qualified to own, and more sympathy for middle class taxpayers who always end up paying the bill

*Dismantling of the global warming myth that has produced the greatest scientific hoax in history

Oh, and by the way Santa, I have been especially nice this year—so pony up with the goods, pal!

A Christmas Message to Illegal Aliens: Feliz Navidad--Now Get Out!

by John W. Lillpop

Growing up in a Christian home, I was taught that it is especially important to be charitable and giving at Christmas in honor of the birth, life, and resurrection of Jesus Christ.

However, to the best of my recollection, my parents did not advocate stupidity at Christmas, or at any other time of year for that matter.

For example, although my mother lectured me about not wasting food because people in China were starving, I do not recall that she favored bringing tens of millions of non-English speaking Chinese into America illegally so that we could take care of them.

But we were poor, so perhaps my perspective is skewed.

Unlike my parents, President Obama and the Democrat party in general, along with the mainstream media, seem totally committed to stupidity when it comes to illegal immigration.

Indeed, Obama and his Marxist associates seem to have greater regard for illegal aliens than for hardworking, taxpaying American citizens, apparently based on the foolish notion that illegals are hardworking, goodhearted folks who should be granted citizenship because they come only in pursuit of a better life.

With all due respect to the president,“pursuing a better life” is the universal excuse used by bank robbers, home burglars, auto thieves, extortionists, drug dealers, forgers, ACORN volunteers, and other criminals to justify taking that to which they are not entitled.

Should we grant pardons to all such criminals, and welcome them carte blanche into mainstream American life? And if such a foolish policy were implemented, what would stop others from simply taking what they desire without regard to ownership, morality, or fairness?

Moreover, some startling facts and figures from the Los Angeles Times and other news outlets should cause any sane person to question the president’s judgment when it comes to criminals from Mexico.

For example:


* 40% of workers in Los Angeles County work for cash and pay no taxes, because they are predominantly illegal aliens without green cards.

* 95% of murder warrants issued in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.

* 75% of those on the “most wanted” list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.

* Over 67% of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal aliens.
(Mexican births paid for by U.S. taxpayers.)

* Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are here illegally.

* Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.

* 50% of gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border, according to FBI reports.

* 60% of all occupants in HUD properties are illegal aliens.

* 21 radio stations in Los Angeles are Spanish-language.

* In Los Angeles County, 5.1 million people speak English, while
3.9 million speak Spanish.

* Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.

* In 1997, the net cost of immigration to American taxpayers was $70 billion. The lifetime fiscal impact (taxes paid minus services received) for the average adult Mexican immigrant is a negative number.

* 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.

Isn’t it time for the Democrat party to forsake their patriarchal concern for illegal aliens and focus instead on protecting the interests of the American people as required by the U.S. Constitution?

Arnold Right about SF Being Flooded, Wrong About Why

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Just in time to bring his scientific background and famous name to the ClimateGate scandal, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has unveiled a map of the future that shows a dramatic end to the water shortage crisis in San Francisco.

As reported, in part, at dailymail.com (1):

“A map of how California will be affected by climate change in the future was unveiled yesterday by state governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

“The map, which demonstrates the devastating effects of global warming in just a century, shows how San Francisco Airport would be completely underwater if sea levels were to rise by 150cm (60in).

“The coastline on the map was also coloured, highlighting how nearly half a million Californians are at risk from rising sea levels.”

While the governor’s map has some marginal entertainment value, it fails to accurately reflect WHY San Francisco will be submerged in water in just another short 100 years.

Namely, given the debauchery and rampant unholiness in this din of inequity, the Lord will have no choice but to deliver another Great Flood, this time to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah by the Bay.

The remedy?

Forget recycling, paper versus plastic bags, the war on automobiles, and all of the other green nonsense, guv. Instead, clean up the mess in the Castro district and watch the waters on your map recede back to normal levels.

A word of caution: Cleaning up the sins of the City may solve the flood danger, but unless the liberal knot heads in Sacramento sober up and deal with overspending, the entire state will be washed away in a sea of red ink in a matter of months!


(1): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1232884/Arnold-Schwarzenegger-unveils-dramatic-climate-change-map-shows-flooded-San-Francisco-future.html#ixzz0Ylr05cRN

“Unforeseen Changes” Derail Gore’s $1,200 Scam

By John W. Lillpop


How is it that Al Gore, who claims to know all about the planet earth and how its human inhabitants are destroying our fragile sphere, cannot keep track of his own schedule?

As reported, in part, at FOXNews:

“The former vice president and Nobel Peace Prize winner had been scheduled to speak to more than 3,000 people at a Dec. 16 event hosted by the Berlingske Tidende newspaper group. The group says Gore canceled the lecture Thursday, citing unforeseen changes in his schedule.”

Mind you, this is the same Al Gore whose keen insights and vision have earned him an Oscar, a Nobel Prize, and world-wide acclaim as an expert on global warming, AKA climate change.

What manner of “unforeseen change” could possibly disrupt the Green Guru’s lecture and obscene $1,200 per handshake money grab in Copenhagen?

Does “ClimateGate” ring a bell?