Back to "Normal" in Mexico? God Help US!

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Despite warnings from medical authorities all across the globe that the Mexican swine flu remains a "threat to all of humankind," this failed state has decided to reopen beer bars, confession and tithing booths at Catholic churches, maps and travel tip centers for illegal aliens, and other enterprises vital to the Mexican way of life.

President Felipe Calderon was almost giddy as he proclaimed that Mexico was returning to "normal" in a few days.

Even as Calderon's words of good cheer were soothing the hearts of those stuck in Mexico City, signs of hustle and bustle, (mostly hustle), were evident on the streets and alleys of the capital city of this third-world nightmare.

Among the more encouraging signs of a pending recovery:

* Drug cartels resumed decapitations, boiling of corpses in nitric acid, shooting anything wearing a badge, and general acts of terrorism designed to devastate the small pockets of humanity within Mexico passed over by the swine flu.

* Law enforcement authorities such as police and sheriff deputies started accepting bribes and using extortion again.

* Prostitutes, call girls, and naughty massage parlor senoritas were "Back in the Business of Pleasure!" many offering post-swine discounts for police and sheriff deputies flush with all that cash received as the bribes and extortion sector recovers.

* Illegal aliens resumed their relentless march toward welfare, food stamps, education, and free health care by ignoring U.S. borders and invading America for said booty.

* Invasions into America were back up to about 5,000 peasants a day, although Calderon announced that his "Economic Stimulus Plan" for Mexico calls for that number to be immediately doubled to make up for revenues lost to swine flu.

Calderon's idea of "Stimulus" is to dump as many Mexican peasants as possible on the backs of American taxpayers, a position the Obama administration and Democrats in Congress wholeheartedly endorse.

* Identity theft workshops reported a 32.8 percent increase in enrollment as citizens prepare to head north as a part of the Felipe Calderon economic recovery plan.

To those who believe that the swine flu scare was nothing but anti-Mexican hysteria, cheer up! Your day may be dawning.

Just to be safe, however, unnamed sources advise that anyone planning to stay in Mexico for more than four hours replenish their stash of surgical face masks, Tequila, and illegal alien travel kits.

Just in case the Mexican swine are cleverer than expected.

Michael Savage Banned from UK? Bloody Stupid!

By John W. Lillpop

From across the pond, this incredible confirmation of the mind bogging surrender to political correctness that has overtaken the "Home Office" in the United Kingdom.

As reported, in part, at the Independent.co. uk:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/16-banned-from-britain-named-and-shamed-1679127.html

"Sixteen people banned from entering the UK were "named and shamed" by the Home Office today.

"Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said she decided to make public the names of 16 people banned since October so others could better understand what sort of behaviour Britain was not prepared to tolerate.

"The list includes hate preachers, anti-gay protesters and a far- right US talk show host."

Note: Due to failed schools in Britain, even so-called journalists cannot spell "behavior."

The "far-right US talk show host" is none other than conservative Dr. Michael Savage.

Amazing that the Brit Hit List includes Michael Savage, but does not include Sir Ted Kennedy who drove his car (while inebriated) off a bridge into a river, and left a young woman named Mary Jo Kopechne to drown to death.

The same drunken Kennedy who was knighted by the UK, for God's sake, and who would have been arrested and charged with murder for the Chappaquiddick incident," were it not for his Kennedy surname!

Amazing, also, that Jacqui Smith omitted the name of Reverend Jeremiah Wright, President Obama's deposed spiritual adviser who use his pulpit to unleash unimaginable waves of hatred and crazed rants against America, Israel, and other decent entities.

Perhaps Smith was too busy admiring Sir Kennedy to include Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on her hit list?

You know, Jacqui, the mad Iranian who wants to wipe the entire nation of Israel off the face of the earth, and who is in the process of developing a nuclear program just for that purpose?

Then we have Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro, Latin American dictators, who deserve at least "honorable mention" for their human rights atrocities and oppressive regimes?

Savage no doubt is flattered to know that ding bat lymies actually listen to the "Savage Nation" all the way over there; however, including his name on that Hit List makes we patriots proud of the fact that our ancestors had the good sense to dump the Brits back in 1776!

Arlene Specter for Surgeon General?

Satire by John W. Lillpop

Is Arlene Specter making a snake-like bid for appointment to Barack Obama's cabinet as Surgeon General?

That would not be an unreasonable take on the raspy-voiced senator's strategy after he said that if Republican policy had only been more compassionate when it comes to health care, Jack Kemp might still be alive.

As reported, in part, at the Washington Times:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/may/04/specter-hints-kemp-died-of-gop-agenda/

"Sen. Arlene Specter, Pennsylvania Democrat, said part of the reason that he left the Republican Party last week was disillusionment with its health-care priorities, and suggested that had the Republicans taken a more moderate track, Jack Kemp may have won his battle with cancer.

"Mr. Specter, responding to a question from CBS' Bob Schieffer over whether he had let down Pennsylvanians who wanted a Republican to represent them, said he thought his priorities were more in line with those of the Democrats.

"Well, I was sorry to disappoint many people. Frankly, I was disappointed that the Republican Party didn't want me as their candidate," Mr. Specter said on "Face the Nation." "But as a matter of principle, I'm becoming much more comfortable with the Democrats' approach. And one of the items that I'm working on, Bob, is funding for medical research."

"Mr. Specter continued: "If we had pursued what President Nixon declared in 1970 as the war on cancer, we would have cured many strains. I think Jack Kemp would be alive today. And that research has saved or prolonged many lives, including mine."

Specter's concern for a 74-year old man who has led a full and wonderful life is curious given the senator's blatant disregard for the very, very young, AKA, the unborn.

Democrat party policies, Senator Specter, support the willful and deliberate termination of 50 innocent million lives since Roe V. Wade was issued.

Proud of that?

Of course, Specter does not know a damn thing about medicine, and knows almost next to nothing about conservative values. Unfortunately, that has not prevented this poser from pretending to be a Republican and running under the GOP banner since 1980.

But what else can one expect from an addled old man who sees the dark at the end of the tunnel, but who continues to scramble madly to extend an undistinguished and unmemorable career?

Remember that Arlene Specter rode the coat tails of Ronald Reagan to victory in his first senate race in Pennsylvania.

Twenty-nine years later, after two terms of the most liberal Republican president in history, this feeble old man has decided that the GOP is "too conservative" to suit his fancy?

WHO Guilty of Anti-Mexican Racism?

By John W. Lillpop

Is it discriminatory to take every precaution to protect one's citizens against the Mexican swine flu?

Mexico thinks so.

As reported at Yahoo.com, in part:

"MEXICO CITY – Saying China's quarantine of 70 Mexican travelers was discrimination, Mexico announced it was chartering a plane Monday to bring its citizens home from the country. Mexican officials also declared the epidemic to be waning, but medical experts worldwide said it was to early to make that call."

Kudos to the Chinese for goading Mexico into removing its undesirables!

Now how can the U.S. irritate Mexico enough to have 38 million illegal aliens flown back to Mexico City?

WHO appeared to support the more cautious position. As reported at ft.com, in part:

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/e6260d9a-37d4-11de-9211-00144feabdc0.html

"The head of the World Health Organisation hit back at critics who have accused it of over-reaction to the swine flu crisis, warning it may return “with a vengeance” in the months ahead.

"In her first extensive media interview since alerting the world to a potential flu pandemic nine days ago, Margaret Chan, the agency’s director-general, told the Financial Times that the end of the flu season in the northern hemisphere meant an initial outbreak could be milder but then a second wave more lethal, as happened in 1918."

From the same source, Mexico's "health" minister painted a far rosier picture of the chaos in Mexico:

"Fresh data from Mexico suggested the impact of the flu could be less than initially thought. José Angel Cordova, health minister said the flu virus epidemic had passed its peak and was declining. “The evolution of the epidemic is now in its phase of descent,” he said."

In deciding WHO to believe, one must note that José Angel Cordova is hardly objective.

After all, it his third-world nation that gave the entire world the swine flu, a fact Cordova would like to cover-up with pig poo.

WHO is supposed to be independent, but given the fact that it is affiliated with the UN, WHO lacks credibility.

Why not move UN headquarters to Mexico City where Ms. Chan and WHO can see first hand what is happening with the Mexican swine, while Cordova can keep a wary eye on WHO?

Happy Cinco de Mayo: Now Get the Hell Out!

By John W. lillpop



President Obama, in concert with brain dead Democrat politicians and the mainstream media, seem totally committed to stupidity when it comes to illegal immigration.

Stupidity-- what else would one call an administration that welcomes third-world criminals with open borders and open arms?

Utter and complete, mind blogging stupidity!

Especially since our nation is in economic meldtdown AND Mexico is smothered in swine flu!

Obama and crew seem to have greater regard for illegal aliens than for hardworking, taxpaying American citizens. Democrats are particularly fond of referring to Mexican illegal aliens as hardworking, goodhearted folks who should be granted citizenship because they come only in pursuit of a better life.

With all due respect to our addled president and Congress, I suspect that “pursuing a better life” is the universal excuse used by bank robbers, home burglars, auto thieves, extortionists, drug dealers, forgers, pimps, hard-money loan brokers, dentists, credit card companies, and other common criminals to justify taking that to which they are not entitled.

Should we grant pardons to all such criminals, and welcome them carte blanche into mainstream American life?

And if such a foolish policy were adopted, what would stop others from simply taking what they desire without regard to ownership, morality, or fairness?

Moreover, some startling facts and figures from the Los Angeles Times and other news outlets should cause any sane person to question the president’s judgment when it comes to criminals from Mexico.

For example:


* 40% of workers in Los Angeles County work for cash and pay no taxes, because they are predominantly illegal aliens without green cards.

* 95% of murder warrants issued in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.

* 75% of those on the “most wanted” list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.

* Over 67% of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal aliens.
(Mexican births paid for by U.S. taxpayers.)

* Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are here illegally.

* Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.

* 50% of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border, according to FBI reports.

* 60% of all occupants in HUD properties are illegal aliens.

* 21 radio stations in Los Angeles are Spanish-language.

* In Los Angeles County, 5.1 million people speak English, while
3.9 million speak Spanish.

* Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.

* In 1997, the net cost of immigration to American taxpayers was $70 billion. The lifetime fiscal impact (taxes paid minus services received) for the average adult Mexican immigrant is a negative number.

* 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.


Isn’t it time for our president and sensible lawmakers to forsake their patriarchal concern for illegal aliens and focus instead on protecting the interests of the American people as required by the U.S. Constitution?

In honor of Cinco de Mayo Day, I propose that the president should deliver the following national salute to illegal aliens during his May 5 Saturday radio address:

Attention All Illegal Aliens: Happy Cinco de Mayo. Now Get the Hell Out!