Karl Marx Would Be Proud, But Not Giddy

John W. Lillpop

Given the high five mania and celebratory gloating by liberals after the US House voted to install Marxist medicine on Saturday night, one would have thought that the United States had just officially lost the war in Afghanistan or that the Berlin Wall had been re-erected.

From death panels to waiting lists, liberal extremists and one RINO got their way while following Speaker Nancy Pelosi over the cliff into oblivion. The final tally was 220-215, not much of a margin of victory for a speaker obsessed with the notion that she has a mandate to install socialized medicine.

Please understand Nancy Pelosi. This crown jewel of liberal malfeasance actually believes that she is main stream Americana. From her perspective, voters are ravenous for CHANGE that will remake all of America into the image of San Francisco.

There is some good news from Pelosi’s Saturday Night Massacre: 39 members of her own party refused to abandon common sense and fiscal responsibility.

Those thinking patriots, representing 15 percent of the Democrat count in Pelosi’s House, prove that even Democrats can see the truth and act responsibly, every once in a while.

Notwithstanding the broad smiles and V signs all around Speaker Pelosi following the carnage on Saturday night, the brutal truth is that much of the Pelosi Manifesto will never become law.

There is another potent body of Congress called the United States Senate which must also approve health care reform. In her haste to promote herself as a heroine-nanny for the great unwashed masses, Madam Speaker seems to have overlooked the fact that the Senate will most likely obliterate or downgrade many of the more outrageous and costly provisions in the Pelosi Manifesto.

Mind you, Karl Marx himself would be proud of Speaker Pelosi and her anti-American minions after Saturday night.

Unlike Pelosi, however, Karl Marx would understand the reality involved, and, thus, would not be giddy.

Obama-speak Versus W. -Talk

Angels Gather for a Barack Obama Speech






By John W. Lillpop

The thing is, with President Bush you never quite knew for sure what he said. Asking him for a translation was a colossal waste of time, because W. himself could not untangle his garbled English into meaningful dialog.

Still, with the exception of excessive spending and pandering to illegal aliens, it was not all that important to understand W's exact words. He usually came down on the right side of issues like terrorism, taxes, and Supreme Court nominees, his corrupted English notwithstanding.

With the not-so-new kid now on the block at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, the situation could not be more different.

When President Obama speaks, the angels of Heaven sing his praise and celebrate the glory of his words. This president is able to move mountains (but not real patriots with his high-minded eloquence.

Not since the days of Adolph Hitler has a world leader used his speaking ability to run thrills up and down the legs of political pundits and anti-semites as well.

There is rarely any doubt about what President Obama has just said, so clear and precise is his delivery. As it turns out, that is his biggest problem.

Obama's speech, though pristine and Camelot-like, falls prey to his ideological bent, which means another dose of wrong-minded Marxism.

Which is worse for America: A bumbling, English-challenged president who often gets it right in spite of himself, or a Hitler clone who always gets it wrong despite his gifted oratory?

Obama: Don’t ‘Jump to Conclusions’ About Nidal Malik Hasan

By John W. Lillpop

As the facts surrounding the slaughter of thirteen people at Fort Hood continue to unfold, President Obama urged restraint.

As reported, in part, at breitbart.com: (1), the president tried to calm the American people:

“President Barack Obama said Friday the entire nation is grieving for those slain at Fort Hood, and he urged people not to jump to conclusions while law enforcement officers investigate the shootings.

“Obama met Friday morning with FBI Director Robert Mueller and other federal leaders to get an update on what they've learned. Thirteen people were killed and 30 others injured in the shooting rampage at the Texas Army post on Thursday. The suspected shooter is an Army psychiatrist; his motive remains unclear.

‘We don't know all the answers yet. And I would caution against jumping to conclusions until we have all the facts,’ Obama said in a Rose Garden statement otherwise devoted to the economy.”

The president is right, of course. Jumping to conclusions, like accusing a white police officer of “acting stupidly” for simply doing his job, is un-American.

Without jumping to conclusions, one can consider the pertinent facts known thus far:

* The suspected shooter, Major Nidal Malik Hasan is a Muslim, a member of the ‘Religion of Peace’

* Hasan was about to be deployed to fight in Obama’s war in Afghanistan.

While investigating this act of terrorism, President Obama needs to answer a basic question about United States military policy: Why are Muslims allowed to serve at all, and why are they allowed access to lethal weapons?

Asking that question may be loathsome to politically correct liberals, but it needs to be asked and answered. ASAP!

American lives are at risk, and the time for simple minded political correctness and pandering has long since passed.

This was an act of terrorism by an Islamic extremist and it must be treated as such by Obama and the Democrats who control Congress!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9BQ6FV80&show_article=1

What About the Constitutional “Right” to Dental Health?

By John W. Lillpop

While liberals like President Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid plot the next three of four trillion dollar “reform” rip-off programs, scorers of millions of innocent Americans suffer in agony.

This is so because, in their angst to pass health care reform and reward trial lawyers/donors in time for the next election cycle, lefties have overlooked a genuine constitutional benefit owed anyone residing in America, regardless of immigration or criminal status: That is the “right” to dental health.

Dental health includes freedom from the pain of rotten molars, unattended cavities, unsightly chipped teeth, the emotional devastation of less than pearly white teeth, and the socially unacceptable condition known as halitosis, more commonly referred to as “bad breath” by the unwashed masses.

Any one who has been to a dentist lately knows that affordable dental care is fairy tale to all but the very rich. Most modern dentists are taught to extract “healthy” teeth immediately and to leave the rotting ones in place as a way of assuring a steady cash flow for the next several years.

Paying for dental care without robbing a bank or extorting funds from the estate of a deceased parent is impossible and is not recommended for anyone with a queasy stomach.

If ever there were a “broken” system, it is America’s dental care!

So, Ms. Pelosi, what say ye about adding dental health to you reform blow out? Doing so would only add a trillion dollars or so to your deficit buster, a modest amount that can be recovered by levying a luxury profits tax on right wing dentists!

As such, that would be a win-win for liberals and their rotten mouthed constituents.

Moving on to the next nectar of neglect: Where is the constitutional right to erectile function in the Pelosi bill?

How in the hell can the American male be guaranteed the right to pursue happiness if this vital function is wonky?

Solution: Add erectile function to the reform bill, a steal at one-half trillion dollars. Pay for this right by applying a windfall profits tax on the makers on condoms and other prophylactics.

Other “rights” that need immediate attention:

Right to high-speed Internet connectivity;

Right to psychological counseling and free match making services for those who are HIV positive and shy;

Right to earthquake insurance for residents of California, Oregon, and Washington state;

Right to health insurance for one’s pets;

Right to Rush Limbaugh-free High Definition radio, and

Right to free round trip transportation to and from the polls on Election Day for those who intend to cast a straight Democrat ballot.

Face it, America: There is hardly a good, service or privilege on the planet that is not a fundamental right, at least in the convoluted minds of liberals like Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.

According to the Curious Mind of Nancy Pelosi, Winning Is…

Satire by John W. Lillpop


This reporter has it on good authority that Nancy Pelosi, Shrieker of the U.S. House, has never been invited to a Mensa meeting.

There is a perfectly good reason for Pelosi’s exclusion: She has the IQ of a bag of polluted San Francisco fog, and all the charm and appeal of a pitcher of recycled tobacco spit.

Pelosi’s latest faux pas involves the election results from Tuesday night.

Most normal people, regardless of party or ideological affiliation, would agree that President Obama and, liberals in general, suffered sharp rebukes in New Jersey and Virginia, and that said rebukes should be heeded as a warning.

That is not how Nancy Pelosi sees it. According to Madam Speaker, the Democrats were the real winners on Tuesday evening.

As reported, in part, at thehill.com:

“House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said she sees no need to be worried by Republican victories in two governors’ races last night, because for her the news was all good.

"From my perspective, we won last night," said Pelosi (D-Calif.), referring to the New York special election for the House seat previously held by Republican Rep. John McHugh. "We had one race were engaged in."


Mind you, this is the same wacky lefty who believes that the Catholic Church has never made its views on abortion known.

The same botox-blasted character who called enforcing U.S. immigration laws “un-American.”

Pelosi is the same out-of-touch “leader” who branded as Nazis those town hall revilers who opposed the socialist agenda of Barack Obama.

Unfortunately, Pelosi’s curious mind is responsible for that 1,900 page monster gratuitously called Health Care Reform.

In fact, Pelosi’s prescription for America is a sinister attempt to impose nanny-state communism which, if actually codified into law, would bankrupt the nation while improving heath care for none, save a few million illegal aliens who should be deported rather than subsidized by taxpayers.

But back to the definition of winning, from the curious mind of Nancy Pelosi.

Using Pelosi’s warped logic, one would be forced to conclude that:

The Philadelphia Philles, not the New York Yankees, are 2009 World Series Champions;

President Obama won the 2016 Olympics for the city of Chicago;

10 percent unemployment is a huge victory for American workers;

Exploding federal deficits are a big win for economic recovery and future growth; and

Sky-high disapproval ratings for Congress are to be celebrated as a sign that liberalism is here to stay!

Nancy Pelosi: Only in San Francisco could this disturbed and mentally crippled old woman be elected to a position of responsibility.

God speed November, 2010, so that this pitiful lady can be shoved into retirement!