Satire by Lillpop
Much ado has been made in the media(see reference) about the fact that Colombia’s reigning beauty queen and Miss Universe, 22-year-old Catalina Robayo, ‘forgot’ her panties, thereby exposing her nether regions in public.
Horse pistols!
There are probably thousands of terrific reasons why this flower of the night should never be forced to wear knickers, or any other article of clothing.
Her munificent female sensuality is obviously a work from heaven and, as such, should never be hidden.
Transparency is imperative when it comes to this darling.
As far as ‘forgetting’ her panties, I remain skeptical, but grateful.
Listen, the beauty queen biz is a cut-throat, dog-eat-dog affair where competition is fierce and not for the faint hearted. A lass needs every ‘unfair competitive advantage’ she can weasel, and not wearing panties can be a game changer!
Other top reasons why the world should just ‘let Catalina be Catalina’ include:
Knickers are really quite unnecessary except when one is involved in a nasty car wreck. Thus, drive carefully and you will never need knickers.
As to the ‘shock’ of photos showing her sans knickers: Just who in the hell is sticking their perverted camera lens there?
Rather than scolding Catalina, the nut balls running Miss Universe should be applauding her creative individuality and expression of diversity. In fact, all attractive women should be encouraged to follow her lead by refusing to wear knickers!
Did I mention that Catalina is a hot babe who is even hotter without those stupid knickers getting in the way?
Finally, in a free and open democracy, people like Catalina must never be suppressed by the stodgy old maids who obviously run the beauty pageant!
VIVA! Catalina Robayo!
Ref http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/07/catalina-robayo-miss-universe-underwear_n_951854.html
