Satire by John W. Lillpop
Even though New Jersey Governor has slammed the door shut (several times)with regard to being a candidate for the Republican presidential nomination, die-hard supporters persist.
As reported at the reference, George Pataki chimed in with his two cents:
Former Gov. George Pataki took the unusual step today of publicly calling for New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie to jump into the race for president.
Pataki released a statement this morning through his No American Debt group, saying that none of the current presidential candidates have “leveled” with voters on the problems the country faces.
“America is in a crisis, and none of the current candidates or the President has leveled with American public about what needs to be done to rescue our future. This country needs a straight shooter and a proven leader. I urge Governor Chris Christie to run for President to fill the void and lead America forward.
Thus the question, “Should Christie Run?” is once again dominating headlines.
However, anyone who believes that Christie would be able to “run” for anything except a chocolate milkshake needs to take a second look!
The man is huge. Size XXXXXXXXXXXX!
What a shame it would be to elect a man who, because of his weight, can barely walk, especially now that Michelle Obama has declared war on obesity on behalf of the American people.
Should Christie run? Only with a release from a licensed cardiologist and only if accompanied by a team of emergency medical specialists!
http://www.capitaltonight.com/2011/09/pataki-urges-christie-to-run-for-president/
