Obama’s Comprehensive ‘Immigration Reform’ for Illegal Aliens

Satire by John W. Lillpop


Candidate Barack Obama campaigned on a promise to transform America from top to bottom.

Unfortunately, he has fulfilled his promise with respect to Marxist health care and creation of a state hostile to free enterprise and capitalism.

Having thus all but ruined America with his “successes,” on economic issues, Obama has turned his focus to the volatile and contentious issue of immigration.

Or to be more precise, illegal invasions, mostly by Obama-friendly aliens from Mexico and points further south.

Keenly aware of the fact that his policies have turned off huge segments of the American electorate, thereby threatening to limit his destructive influence to one term, Obama has “made nice” with Hispanic leaders who advocate on behalf of fellow Hispanics whom have violated U.S. borders and immigration laws.

Said Hispanics have threatened to sit out the 2012 election unless deportations of illegal aliens—95% of whom are Hispanic—are cancelled.

Their argument? Hispanics, by virtue of their race, should be exempt from old-school racist concepts like borders and immigration laws.

Being Hispanic should be good enough! Forget those stinkin’ borders and laws!

Forced to choose between votes and the U.S. Constitution and basic fairness, Obama cast his lot with the invading aliens.

Thus did he order Janet Napolitano to relax deportation rules so that only the most despicable and evil criminal aliens would be subject to removal.

(It is purely coincidental that those in the “Deport” category are felons ineligible to vote for Obama in any event.)

Fellow citizens, welcome to the Barack Obama “Comprehensive Immigration” reform scheme for illegal aliens.

This reform combines compassion with brass knuckles to level the playing field for those who have no moral or legal basis for being here.

Here is how it works:

( )Any Hispanic, from anywhere in the world, wishing to come to America should simply scale a fence, outrun a border patrol agent, or get in by whatever means possible, with no concern for borders or law.

( )The Obama plan requires no messy forms or investigations that would embarrass future Democrats! Just show up and enroll in night school, let Homeland Security know that you are here illegally, and then sit back and relax.

Within a few days, you will be contacted by the government and given a work permit which will help you boot an overpaid, white citizen out of his or her job!

That is it, amigo! Welcome to Barack Obama’s transformed America!