Satire By John W. Lillpop
Following Barack Obama’s mental break-down broadcast live from the White House last Friday afternoon, Team Obama hand-carried Engraved, personal Invitations from the President to Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, John Boehner, and Mitch McConnell.
The invitations read as follows:
What: Urgent Meeting to Discuss Increase in Debt-Ceiling
When: 1100 A.M., Saturday, June 23, White House
Priority: Mandatory Invitational
What to
Bring: Each Invitee Must Bring His/Her Solution to Debit-
Crisis for Review by President
Food/Drink: Jell-0 for Republicans, Lemonade for Democrats.
Door Prizes: 1st Place: Dinner with Joe Biden
2nd Place: Two Dinners with Joe Biden
Entertain: DVD of Obama's Inaugural Speech, 1/20/09
Be There! Do it for America!