25.7.11

The First Annual Barack Obama Jell-O and Lemonade Invitational (Attendance Mandatory)

Satire By John W. Lillpop

Following Barack Obama’s mental break-down broadcast live from the White House last Friday afternoon, Team Obama hand-carried Engraved, personal Invitations from the President to Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, John Boehner, and Mitch McConnell.

The invitations read as follows:



What: Urgent Meeting to Discuss Increase in Debt-Ceiling

When: 1100 A.M., Saturday, June 23, White House

Priority: Mandatory Invitational

What to
Bring: Each Invitee Must Bring His/Her Solution to Debit-
Crisis for Review by President

Food/Drink: Jell-0 for Republicans, Lemonade for Democrats.

Door Prizes: 1st Place: Dinner with Joe Biden
2nd Place: Two Dinners with Joe Biden

Entertain: DVD of Obama's Inaugural Speech, 1/20/09


Be There! Do it for America!