While much of America swelters in insufferable heat, the 1st of June has failed to produce even a glimmer of the vaunted Global Warming that will, according to Al Gore and Prince Charles, boil the human species to death in its own sweat and body fat. The San Francisco Bay Area appears stuck in the Ice Age.
Evidence: The weather forecast for San Jose, California for June 1 through Friday:
Today: Mostly cloudy...isolated thunderstorms developing this afternoon. High 63F. Winds SW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 30%. Tonight: Partly cloudy. Chance of a shower or thunderstorm through the evening. Low around 50F. WNW winds shifting to S at 10 to 15 mph. Tomorrow: Chance of a morning shower. Some clouds in the morning will give way to mainly sunny skies for the afternoon. High 68F. Winds W at 10 to 20 mph. Tomorrow night: Mostly clear early then increasing cloudiness overnight. Low near 50F. Winds N at 10 to 15 mph. Friday: Considerable cloudiness. Highs in the upper 60s and lows in the mid 50s.
Highs in the upper 60s? Just what sort of fraud have those Global Warming freaks been foisting on the world?
Rather than firing up the BBQ grill for backyard steak and hot dog parties, my energy budget has been shredded to pieces by the cost of maintaining an electric blanket to keep me tired old bones warm.
In June no less!
Temperatures here have averaged 10-20 degrees below normal for this time of year. And when those evening winds take off after sun down, San Jose is downright chilly!
Like break out the parka, ear muffs, head scarf and leather gloves.
In June, no less.
When confronted with such facts, liberals inevitably nod knowingly and declare that the wintry conditions are just more proof that Global Warming exists.
What the hell? When its 102 in the shade, environmental whackos cry GLOBAL WARMING.
Then, when its 52 in June, the same dim wits cry GLOBAL WARMING.
Know what I think? I blame the crazy weather on the huge number of illegal aliens in the Bay Area!
Forget about recycling, and all of the other “green” bologna. To fix the weather, just deport 20 million hombres and let the good times of summer roll!
