Does “Shut Down” Mean That Barack Obama Will Be Furloughed?

Satire by John W. Lillpop


Shutting down the United States government is very serious business, not to be taken lightly or flippantly. Our government is, after all, a huge coalition of incompetent bureaucrats engaged in entirely meaningless activities resulting in wasteful spending on grand scale, not seen elsewhere in our universe, and perhaps even beyond.

Imagine the vast vacuum that will be created when hundreds of thousands of otherwise unemployable loons like Lois Lerner are not clogging the highways and byways of our nation’s capitol, and not spending your great, great grandchildren into abject poverty.

Consider, too, the possible return of sanity to our decaying republic if the Oval Office is shuttered and boarded leaving The One with nothing to do but golf and work on his ESPN basketball picks for the 2014 Spring Madness debacle just six months hence!

Furloughing Barack Obama may be the only thing that can save America from the dual vices of bankruptcy and Sharia law!

And what if the shutdown included the State Department where boss man John Kerry, who once threw his military medals over the fence in the front of the White House to protest the Vietnam war, is forced to while away the hours on his sail boat instead of working 24/7 to toss the 2nd Amendment to wolves at the United Nations?

A shutdown may give We the People a chance to “Swift boat” Kerry once again.

And how might we all benefit if Ben Bernanke’s printing press was moth balled for a while, bringing an abrupt pause to the Quantitative Easing madness which will be unnecessary once the Obama spending addiction is treated?

What if coal-hating buzzards at the EPA were sent home, putting a hold on the evil plan to eliminate a private American industry via government fiat? How many jobs could be salvaged in the coal producing states?

And what if dedicated anarchists at Treasury who send monthly foreign aid checks to Mexico, Egypt, and other dysfunctional third-world nations were unable to send those checks starting October 1?

Imagine walking through an airport without being mauled by sexual predators posing as TSA agents!

Best of all, a shutdown could mean that the IRS would be unable to spend tax dollars to willfully promote the Democrat Party, and that those 16,000 heads which were to be hired for Obamacare can instead seek more suitable work as loan sharks and street prostitutes.

On and on the list goes.

A government shutdown could be the equivalent of every American citizen sharing in a multi-trillion-dollar power ball jackpot, without even buying a ticket.

Government shutdown good for America? Hell yes, in fact it may be our only hope for survival!

Have You Heard? Obamacare Is Now THE Law!

By John W. Lillpop


How amusing to watch left-wing fools like Harry Reid try to shame Republicans into complying with the Marxist rubbish known as Obamacare!

It is, after all, the law of the land, Progressives shout with indignation at those who continue to resist turning 16 percent of the US economy over to a ding bats like Nancy Pelosi and a corrupt communist like Barack Obama.

The obvious reply is, “So WHAT?”

The rule of law means nothing to Democrats when it comes to the tens of millions of non-English speaking peasants who have invaded America from south of our borders, and whom are here for the free food, shelter, health care, education, and other booty!

Rule of law you say? What about Obama’s violation of the law when he ruled that the will of Congress was irrelevant when it comes to deporting invading criminals-- and likely Democrats?

What about Obama willfully ignoring the War Powers Act when it came to the Tomahawk missiles he ordered fired into Libya?

Face it: The Rule of law is all but dead in America thanks to the worst president in US history—Barack Obama!

We the people are entitled to ignore Obamacare which will cost millions of American jobs and establish another unsustainable entitlement for people too stupid or lazy to survive on their own.

Obamacare: Ignore it now, on October 1, and forever!

Ted Cruz: The Angry Hispanic America Needs to Lead the De-Obamaization of America!

By John W. Lillpop


With his daring, unrelenting search for truth in the US Senate last week, Ted Cruz has established himself as the anti-establishment rebel America needs to thwart the malicious Marxism of Harry Reid and Barack Obama.

Sick of Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, John McCain and other RINO abominations? Of course, we all are.

Good news may be just around the corner as 2014 elections near.

When the GOP takes the Senate from the tired, old corrupt hands of Harry Reid in 2014, Ted Cruz will be the most logical choice to serve as Majority Leader!

Imagine that: Ted Cruz, Senate Majority Leader!

Some will resist, knowing that Cruz could be the GOP’s best chance to end the harmful career of Hillary Clinton in 2016.

That may be, but he can do both! What better stage than the US Senate to lead the nation out of the Marxist morass of Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid?

As Senate Majority Leader, Ted Cruz can show his talents in advance of 2016 and avoid another spectacular failure of the sort that voting for a Marxist community organizer dumped on America.

Ted Cruz could use the Senate to begin the de-Obamaization of the world’s greatest Democracy while setting the tables for an all-conservative government in 2016!

Conservatives can fundamentally re-transform America to the greatness of the pre-Obama era! We need Ted Cruz to lead the way!

Cowardly IPCC Thugs Ignore “Hiatus” in Order to Distort Climate Data!

By John W. Lillpop


In a truly disgusting culling of scientific facts in favor of political correctness, the alarmist IPCC panel has continued to promote the myth which holds that climate change is a serious threat to survival of the very planet, and that we humans are most likely the cause.

As reported at the reference, the IPCC is even more determined than ever to make human activity the culprit in the demise of our beloved home, regardless of the facts:

STOCKHOLM (AP) — Scientists can now say with extreme confidence that human activity is the dominant cause of the global warming observed since the 1950s, a new report by an international scientific group said Friday.

Calling man-made warming “extremely likely,” the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change used the strongest words yet on the issue as it adopted its assessment on the state of the climate system.

In its previous assessment, in 2007, the U.N.-sponsored panel said it was “very likely” that global warming was man-made.

It now says the evidence has grown thanks to more and better observations, a clearer understanding of the climate system and improved models to analyze the impact of rising temperatures.

“Our assessment of the science finds that the atmosphere and ocean have warmed, the amount of snow and ice has diminished, the global mean sea level has risen and the concentrations of greenhouse gases have increased,” said Qin Dahe, co-chair of the working group that wrote the report.

The full 2,000-page report isn’t going to be released until Monday, but a summary for policymakers with the key findings was published Friday. It contained few surprises as many of the findings had been leaked in advance.

Climate activists said the report should spur governments to action.

“There are few surprises in this report but the increase in the confidence around many observations just validates what we are seeing happening around us,” said Samantha Smith, of the World Wildlife Fund.

One of the most controversial subjects in the report was how to deal with a purported slowdown in warming in the past 15 years. Climate skeptics say this “hiatus” casts doubt on the scientific consensus on climate change.

Many governments had objections over how the issue was treated in earlier drafts and some had called for it to be deleted altogether.

In the end, the IPCC made only a brief mention of the issue in the summary for policymakers, stressing that short-term records are sensitive to natural variability and don’t in general reflect long-term trends.”

Once again, climate alarmists have sacrificed scientific integrity at the altar of progressive political voodoo.



http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/sep/27/climate-panel-warming-extremely-likely-man-made/?page=2#ixzz2g64tWBg0

Does Pope Francis Need an Exorcist?

By John W. Lillpop


As a member of the Linkedin. com social media, I have never been endorsed as a “Biblical scholar” or even mentioned favorably as a spiritual savant.

Few in Linkedin, or anywhere else for that matter, associate the Holy name Lillpop with seer or prophet. My visions are mostly hallucinatory at worse, irrelevant at best.

Still, with my limited (NONE) training in theology, even I can see the clouds of doom gathering over Christendom, especially the Vatican and Pope Francis.

To begin with, the sudden departure of Pope Benedict is not yet explained satisfactorily…to my inquiring mind.

Why did he leave? What skeletons in his closet drove Pope Benedict to such an abrupt exit from a cushy job in Rome?

Then, from where in Hades does Pope Francis derive his religiosity? Straight from Beelzebub?

How else to explain Pope Francis reaching out to atheists and those who condone abortion and gay marriage?

Or is this just a political ploy to make a place for Nancy Pelosi and her counterfeit spirituality in the Catholic Church?

Has Satan invaded the Vatican and taken over? Does Pope Francis need an exorcist? If so, is it covered by ObamaCare?