By John W. Lillpop
There are very few pleasures in this life that are as gratifying as watching a moon bat leftist drown in the juices of political correctness.
A particularly spectacular example of one such thrill concerns journalist Helen Thomas whose intemperate remarks about Jews has lead to her being axed by a speaker’s bureau.
As reported, in part, at Politico.com:
“Nine Speakers, the agency that represents Helen Thomas, has dropped her as a client. This comes in the wake of controversial remarks on the Middle East.
The notice, obtained by POLITICO:
It is with a heavy heart that Nine Speakers, Inc. announces its resignation as the agent for Helen Thomas, Dean of the White House Press Corps.
Ms. Thomas has had an esteemed career as a journalist, and she has been a trailblazer for women, helping others in her profession, and beyond.
However, in light of recent events, Nine Speakers is no longer able to represent Ms. Thomas, nor can we condone her comments on the Middle East.
Nine Speakers will continue to enthusiastically represent all of our other current and future clients.”
Bravo! And kudos to Nine Speakers for not allowing Thomas’ age (89) and disabling senility to trump common courtesy.
5.6.10
Why Is Helen Thomas Still Being Paid as a Journalist?
By John W. Lillpop
Imagine the public outrage that would ensue if a respected conservative journalist had opined that, “Illegal aliens need to get the hell out of America and go back to Mexico, or Guatemala, or wherever Spanish is spoken.”
And what if a video of the statement, made on Cinco de Mayo day, were made public?
Mainstream headlines would scream “Right-wing extremist assaults immigrants with racist attack!” and “Conservative sees no room for Latinos in America’s melting pot!” and similar nonsense.
The White House would announce appropriate presidential anger that such an insensitive and ugly remark would be directed at the very people who contribute so much to America.
President Obama would promise a “full and complete investigation and, should facts warrant, a vigorous prosecution of the assailant for violating the civil rights of the millions who mow our lawns, wash our cars, prepare and serve our food in restaurants, and tend to our children!”
However, when it comes to puking on Israel and Jews, the Obama administration could care less about civil rights, political correctness, or any of the other niceties afforded the millions who invade our nation and steal hundreds of billions from helpless taxpayers every year.
Example: Helen Thomas, 89-year-old reporter for Hearst Corporation, is featured in a video in which she eloquently makes the case for anti-Semitic bigotry when she demands that Jews of Israel get the hell out of Palestine and go back to Germany and Poland!
But, you see, Thomas is different!
This so-called “journalist” has been haunting presidential press conferences for nearly 50 years. As the oldest living "journalist" to be on the payroll of both the DNC and UPI at the same time, Thomas is treated as royalty among the leftist moguls who run mainstream media.
Mind you, thinking people have known for years that specimen is a mean-spirited, hateful and biased leftist, completely unsullied by even the slightest trace of objectivity or integrity in her writings and verbal harangues.
Still, it’s hard to imagine any responsible company “firing” an 89 year old icon, even one as outrageous as Helen Thomas.
Where would she go? What would happen to her?
Hold on a minute: Why not hide Helen in the White House stealth empire known as Obama’s Czardom? Why not appoint Thomas as Obama’s Czar of Getting Jews the Hell out of Israel!
Helen’s anti-Semitic buffoonery would fit right in with Obama’s anti-Israel agenda!
Imagine the public outrage that would ensue if a respected conservative journalist had opined that, “Illegal aliens need to get the hell out of America and go back to Mexico, or Guatemala, or wherever Spanish is spoken.”
And what if a video of the statement, made on Cinco de Mayo day, were made public?
Mainstream headlines would scream “Right-wing extremist assaults immigrants with racist attack!” and “Conservative sees no room for Latinos in America’s melting pot!” and similar nonsense.
The White House would announce appropriate presidential anger that such an insensitive and ugly remark would be directed at the very people who contribute so much to America.
President Obama would promise a “full and complete investigation and, should facts warrant, a vigorous prosecution of the assailant for violating the civil rights of the millions who mow our lawns, wash our cars, prepare and serve our food in restaurants, and tend to our children!”
However, when it comes to puking on Israel and Jews, the Obama administration could care less about civil rights, political correctness, or any of the other niceties afforded the millions who invade our nation and steal hundreds of billions from helpless taxpayers every year.
Example: Helen Thomas, 89-year-old reporter for Hearst Corporation, is featured in a video in which she eloquently makes the case for anti-Semitic bigotry when she demands that Jews of Israel get the hell out of Palestine and go back to Germany and Poland!
But, you see, Thomas is different!
This so-called “journalist” has been haunting presidential press conferences for nearly 50 years. As the oldest living "journalist" to be on the payroll of both the DNC and UPI at the same time, Thomas is treated as royalty among the leftist moguls who run mainstream media.
Mind you, thinking people have known for years that specimen is a mean-spirited, hateful and biased leftist, completely unsullied by even the slightest trace of objectivity or integrity in her writings and verbal harangues.
Still, it’s hard to imagine any responsible company “firing” an 89 year old icon, even one as outrageous as Helen Thomas.
Where would she go? What would happen to her?
Hold on a minute: Why not hide Helen in the White House stealth empire known as Obama’s Czardom? Why not appoint Thomas as Obama’s Czar of Getting Jews the Hell out of Israel!
Helen’s anti-Semitic buffoonery would fit right in with Obama’s anti-Israel agenda!
With Helen Thomas, Ugliness Is Not Just Skin-Deep!
Satire by John Lillpop
Helen Thomas of the Washington Press Corps has a face and voice that only a mother could truly love.
Provided said mother happened to be a blind and deaf liberal, that is!
Thomas has been haunting presidential press conferences for nearly 50 years. In the 50 years prior to that, she was Herman Munster on The Munsters, a role for which she was uniquely qualified because she required absolutely no make up.
As the oldest living "journalist" to be on the payroll of both the DNC and UPI at the same time, one can see years of wear and tear played out on Thomas' haggard face.
However, those who thought that Helen Thomas was just another ugly face were shocked to learn that besides all those hideous wrinkles, pox marks, scars and other flaws that one would normally find on the remains of a successful suicide bomber, there is a truly ugly spirit.
Mind you, thinking people have known for years that this so-called journalist is a mean-spirited, hateful and biased leftist, completely unsullied by even the slightest trace of objectivity or integrity in her writings and verbal harangues.
Add “Anti-Semitic hag” to the mix of phrases used to describe this really pathetic fool. In her latest gig, Thomas wants the Jews of Israel to get the hell out of Palestine and go back to Germany and Poland:
Helen Thomas in whom ugliness is not just skin deep!
30.5.10
Should Obama Issue Another Apology for Afghan Civilian Deaths?
By John W. Lillpop
Instead of retreating to Chicago for Memorial Day, should America’s farcical Nobel Peace Prize winner issue yet another apology for the tragic error that cost 23 Afghan civilians their lives in February?
A “biting” military report on the subject would seem to present a perfect opportunity for The One to relieve, at least temporarily , his pent-up need to “Blame America” for all things gone awry in the world over the past several centuries.
As reported, in part, at the Washington Post (1):
“KABUL -- A biting U.S. military report released Saturday criticized "inaccurate and unprofessional" reporting by operators of unmanned drones for contributing to a mistaken February air strike that killed and injured dozens of civilians in southern Afghanistan.
“As many as 23 people were killed in the attack in Uruzgan province, where a strike intended for what military officials believed was an insurgent force hit a civilian convoy.
“The incident was condemned by the Afghan cabinet as "unacceptable," and it prompted Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, the commander of U.S. and NATO forces in Afghanistan, to apologize to Afghan President Hamid Karzai.
"Inadvertently killing or injuring civilians is heartbreaking and undermines their trust and confidence in our mission," McChrystal said in a statement.”
That apology from McChrystal is, of course, professional and most appropriate.
However, when it comes to American misbehavior, or perceived misbehavior, the world has come to expect a teleprompter-aided "We were evil!" from the Commander-in-chief himself.
Oops, scratch that! That nonsense happens only when Obama can find or create a way to blame W.!
1-http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/29/AR2010052901390_pf.html
Instead of retreating to Chicago for Memorial Day, should America’s farcical Nobel Peace Prize winner issue yet another apology for the tragic error that cost 23 Afghan civilians their lives in February?
A “biting” military report on the subject would seem to present a perfect opportunity for The One to relieve, at least temporarily , his pent-up need to “Blame America” for all things gone awry in the world over the past several centuries.
As reported, in part, at the Washington Post (1):
“KABUL -- A biting U.S. military report released Saturday criticized "inaccurate and unprofessional" reporting by operators of unmanned drones for contributing to a mistaken February air strike that killed and injured dozens of civilians in southern Afghanistan.
“As many as 23 people were killed in the attack in Uruzgan province, where a strike intended for what military officials believed was an insurgent force hit a civilian convoy.
“The incident was condemned by the Afghan cabinet as "unacceptable," and it prompted Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, the commander of U.S. and NATO forces in Afghanistan, to apologize to Afghan President Hamid Karzai.
"Inadvertently killing or injuring civilians is heartbreaking and undermines their trust and confidence in our mission," McChrystal said in a statement.”
That apology from McChrystal is, of course, professional and most appropriate.
However, when it comes to American misbehavior, or perceived misbehavior, the world has come to expect a teleprompter-aided "We were evil!" from the Commander-in-chief himself.
Oops, scratch that! That nonsense happens only when Obama can find or create a way to blame W.!
1-http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/29/AR2010052901390_pf.html
29.5.10
Can Bill Clinton Save the Obama Monarchy? WOULD He?
Satire by John W. Lillpop
Imagine the desperation that must have a grip on President Obama: Things have gotten so bad, so toxic, so out-of-control that Bama has been forced to reply on former President Bill Clinton for help, advice, and a boost in the polls!
Merlin’s beard!
Bill Clinton, the disbarred, discredited, and disembowel draft-dodger done in by a lower-level federal clerk and a volunteer whose acts of “service” are not tax deductible any where, and are a felony in most conservative states!
How is it that Barack Obama, the man who was hailed as the Eighth Wonder of the World just fifteen months ago, has fallen so tragically, despite unflinching adoration and support from the mainstream media?
You talk about “political stupidity,” James Carville?
Using Bill Clinton for any task requiring even the appearance of integrity and honesty is—-just plain stupid!
In addition to the credibility issue, Bill Clinton brings a huge conflict of interest to the Obama wars: Bill shares a room with the other congenital-lying Clinton, the Hildabeast.
Excuse the cynicism, President Obama, but do your really believe that Bill Clinton will work on your behalf when your continuing failure will only serve to stoke Hillary’s never-dormant presidential aspirations and Bill’s never-dormant wish to keep Hillary fully occupied and unable to interfere with his extra-marital dalliances?
Do you not realize that Slick Willie and Hildabeast might even go so far as to leak some ultra-sensitive “facts” to assure impeachment and removal of your blessed self in time for the 2012 Campaign?
Can Bill Clinton save the Obama presidency? Would he even make an effort to do so?
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