All I Want for Christmas Is---

By John W. Lillpop



My two front teeth are doing quite well, thank you.

What I really want for Christmas over the next 12 months:

*Decisive actions to subvert the nuclear ambitions of Iran and North Korea;

*Federal spending cut by 25 percent excepting only national defense;

*Extension of ALL Bush tax cuts without Christmas -tree give aways to tax and spend Democrats;

*Full and complete implementation of Arizona law SB 1020;

*Indictment of the New York Times for violations of the Espionage Act with its foolish decision to publish the Wikileaks cables;

*Success to all other states in their efforts to pass laws similar to SB 1020;

*An apology-free year from the “sorriest” president in US history;

*Commitment by the government to secure our southern borders with force, if needed, and to deport every illegal alien;

*Repeal of ObamaCare and its death panels and devastating impact on the best health-care system in the world;

*Continued good health and blessings for Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona;

*Permanent reassignment of Janet Napolitano to the place in North America furthest from any US border

*No new bail outs;

*Unemployment reduced to less than 8 percent as Obama promised when signing the stimulus bill in 2009;

*Energy and public demand for a Mitt Romney-John Bolton presidential
ticket in 2012;

*Enforcement of common-sense underwriting policies to keep those who are not qualified to own homes from securing risky loans that always end in the laps of tax payers;

Oh, and by the way Santa, I have been especially nice this year—so pony up with the goods, pal!

Message to Illegal Aliens: Go HOME for Christmas, and Do NOTCome Back!

by John W. Lillpop

Growing up in a Christian home, I was taught that it is especially important to be charitable and giving at Christmas in honor of the birth, life, and resurrection of Jesus Christ.

However, to the best of my recollection, my parents did not advocate stupidity at Christmas, or at any other time of year for that matter.

For example, although my mother lectured me about not wasting food because people in China were starving, I do not recall that she favored bringing tens of millions of non-English speaking Chinese into America illegally so that we could take care of them.

But we were poor, so perhaps my perspective is skewed.

Unlike my parents, President Obama and the Democrat party in general, along with the mainstream media, seem totally committed to stupidity when it comes to illegal immigration.

Indeed, Obama and his Marxist associates seem to have greater regard for illegal aliens than for hardworking, taxpaying American citizens, apparently based on the foolish notion that illegals are hardworking, goodhearted folks who should be granted citizenship because they come only in pursuit of a better life.

With all due respect to the president,“pursuing a better life” is the universal excuse used by bank robbers, home burglars, auto thieves, extortionists, drug dealers, forgers, ACORN volunteers, and other criminals to justify taking that to which they are not entitled.

Should we grant pardons to all such criminals, and welcome them carte blanche into mainstream American life? And if such a foolish policy were implemented, what would stop others from simply taking what they desire without regard to ownership, morality, or fairness?

Moreover, some startling facts and figures from the Los Angeles Times and other news outlets should cause any sane person to question the president’s judgment when it comes to criminals from Mexico.

For example:


* 40% of workers in Los Angeles County work for cash and pay no taxes, because they are predominantly illegal aliens without green cards.

* 95% of murder warrants issued in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.

* 75% of those on the “most wanted” list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.

* Over 67% of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal aliens.
(Mexican births paid for by U.S. taxpayers.)

* Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are here illegally.

* Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.

* 50% of gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border, according to FBI reports.

* 60% of all occupants in HUD properties are illegal aliens.

* 21 radio stations in Los Angeles are Spanish-language.

* In Los Angeles County, 5.1 million people speak English, while
3.9 million speak Spanish.

* Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.

* In 1997, the net cost of immigration to American taxpayers was $70 billion. The lifetime fiscal impact (taxes paid minus services received) for the average adult Mexican immigrant is a negative number.

* 29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.

Isn’t it time for the Democrat party to forsake their patriarchal concern for illegal aliens and focus instead on protecting the interests of the American people as required by the U.S. Constitution?

Can Pall Mall Cigarettes Salvage Obama Presidency?

By John W. Lillpop

Tobacco is a powerful, insidiously evil, substance which addicts its victims both emotionally and physically; whereupon the heart and lungs are attacked until death frees the addicted from relentless pain and misery.

Unfortunately, quitting tobacco abruptly is an incredibly difficult challenge, especially for people of color, those sympathetic to Marxism, and, most particularly, to those born in Kenya.

Any combination of these conditions can render it damn near impossible to kick the smoke habit.

Efforts to quit abruptly without professional help often result in raw nerves, emotional outbursts, irrational language, and uncooperative, combative behavior.

Speaking of which, in a number of situations recently, President Obama has exhibited the sort of free-floating rage which is commonly the result of abrupt nicotine withdrawal.

Calling progressives “Sanctimonious Purists” and conservatives “Hostage Takers” as Obama did, is quite typical in one who is fighting himself and the urge to sneak a quick puff in the Rose Garden of the White House.

Having a job which demands that he act NOW on high unemployment, expiring tax cuts, revolutions by members of his own party, North Korea, Iran, elusive peace between Israel and the Palestinians, a double-dip recession, gays in the military, illegals everywhere, and other gut-wrenching issues of the day do not make it easy for Obama to cope without the soothing flow of poisonous smoke throughout his being.


However, all things considered, it might be best if Obama would abandon his selfish obsession with his lungs and heart and make the sacrifices needed to help all of America.

That means quitting the quitting, Mr. President. In other words, smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette!

Do it for the children, sir!

Big Bro Loses Track of 119,000 Planes: Still Trust Obama with YOUR Health Care?

By John W. Lillpop

This just in:

The Obama government, which just days ago lost 250,000 confidential documents, including many which exposed vital national security information, is missing data on 119,000 private and commercial aircraft.

Thanks right, bunny, while the TSA is engaged in fondling, genital groping, and other sexual abuses in the name of homeland security, the Obama-FAA lost control over 119,000 planes that could be used by terrorists.

As reported, in part, at the reference:

NEW YORK - The Federal Aviation Administration is missing key information on who owns one-third of the 357,000 private and commercial aircraft in the U.S. — a gap the agency fears could be exploited by terrorists and drug traffickers.

The records are in such disarray that the FAA says it is worried that criminals could buy planes without the government's knowledge, or use the registration numbers of other aircraft to evade new computer systems designed to track suspicious flights. It has ordered all aircraft owners to re-register their planes in an effort to clean up its files.

About 119,000 of the aircraft on the U.S. registry have "questionable registration" because of missing forms, invalid addresses, unreported sales or other paperwork problems, according to the FAA. In many cases, the FAA cannot say who owns a plane or even whether it is still flying or has been junked.

Already there have been cases of drug traffickers using phony U.S. registration numbers, as well as instances of mistaken identity in which police raided the wrong plane because of faulty record-keeping.

Given these facts, are you sure that you trust government to handle the nitty-gritty of your health care needs?


http://www.cnbc.com/id/40599471

House Democrats Shout, “F the President”--Now, THAT Is a BFD!

By John W. Lillpop

Just two short years ago, Democrats on the far-left, aided and abetted by mainstream media pundits, were heralding the election of Barack Obama to the U.S. presidency as nothing short of a miracle, one that would usher in an era of economic stability, world peace, political civility, and equal justice.

We were to be blessed with Utopia just as soon as the keys to the White House were extracted from the bumbling, semi-literate, war-mongering George W. Bush and handed over to The One.

The Age of Obama promised to bring healing to a nation battered by partisan rancor, racial strife, and class warfare.

Oops!

Two years later:

Sixty-nine Democrat seats were lost in the 2010 mid-term elections, including the Illinois seat formerly held by Barack Obama;

Obama’s approval rating is lower than that of the revitalized W.

In funding the government, House Democrats specifically prohibited Obama from closing GITMO, one of his favorite campaign pledges;

Progressives have rejected Obama’s compromise agreement with the GOP concerning extension of the Bush tax cuts;

Confirmation of the START Treat negotiated by Obama has been held up in the U.S. Senate.

Most telling is the vulgar language used by Democrats in the revolt staged during the House caucus on December 9.

“F the president” and other expletives were flowing from the mouths of progressives who, just two short years ago, were making plans for an Obama likeness to be carved into Mount Rushmore, before The One actually took office.

“F the president” aimed at The Anointed One? Now that is a BFD!