By John W. Lillpop
Although it is way too early to predict damn near anything about the November 4 election, just a few days from now, it is NEVER too early to speculate about whom Barack Obama will blame should the Democrat Party lose majority control of the US Senate.
Hint: He will most definitely NOT point the finger of blame at his surly, radioactive self!
Indeed, rather than accept even a smidgen of responsibility for any election day Republican wave, or even a modest right-wing puddle, The One will, should election results reflect widespread dissatisfaction with his agenda and leadership, resurrect his favorite excuses and promulgate the same as sinister evils inherent in a society dominated by white Christian male capitalists for far too long.
That would include:
Voter ID laws
Fox News
Global warming (or cooling)
America’s terrible history of slavery and “subtle” racism
Income inequality
Angry, low-information Jews provoked by “Chicken****” , aka, Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu
People with more than $100 in savings
Homophobic Evangelicals
NFL fans
The South
Economic crisis in Europe
Hysterical Pro-life extremists!
ISIS,
and the ever popular favorite blame name for BHO:
GW Bush!
Clearly, Obama would view a historic defeat on Tuesday as a strong indication that America is in the throes of a powerful spiritual demise which fogs the reasoning power and compassion of voters.
The solution: Another Trillion dollar stimulus and degradation and destruction of all borders between the US and Mexico!